View Full Version : This One's for YOU, cruelpupet.......................
welfareloser
04-26-2001, 10:26 AM
ahem.
mimimimimimimi..........
did you ever KNOOOOOOOOOW that you're my HEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOO
you're everything IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII wish I could BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
oh, and I!
I can fly HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHER than an e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eagle
cause yooooou are the wi-i-i-i-i-ind beneath my-y wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings...
thank you. thank you very much.
the divine miss w has left the building.
my ex wife used to sing that to me....when she was my wife that is
welfareloser
04-26-2001, 11:21 AM
bet her voice isn't as good as mine.
how long have you two been divorced, anyway?
hope the next ms right comes along for you soon, 'cause you need to be happy again... my sister is unattached and really hot! >snicker<
let's all start settin up blind dates for m0j0! don't tell him, just send random women to his doorstep at odd hours!
apmiller
04-26-2001, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by m0j0
my ex wife used to sing that to me....when she was my wife that is
Sheesh, if she sang that song to you then I'm kind of glad you call her your EX-wife!
Anyway...
crulepupet is my hero too...just becuase he's sooooo dreamy...umm...in that manly sort-of way...ah...nevermind.
cruelpupet
04-26-2001, 12:43 PM
aaaw welfare, I didnt know how much you cared about me!
but arent you mmarried???
BTW how old is your sister??
man, whats up with cruelpupet getting all this ATTENTION. i am so JEALOUS!!!! i'm going back to my hole to cry now.
cruelpupet
04-26-2001, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by Tuvi
man, whats up with cruelpupet getting all this ATTENTION. i am so JEALOUS!!!! i'm going back to my hole to cry now.
Like i said in another thread...
Chicks dig guys who get dresses up as braveheart
http://www.fredonia.edu/students/depp5980/Photo%20Album/Pics/FREDONIA/Ray_001.jpg
why do you keep posting that??! its not like i haven't seen it before.
and no, chicks don't dig guys who dress up like bravehart. they dig bravehart himself.
cruelpupet
04-26-2001, 01:35 PM
We shall let welfare decide...
Hey Welfare do you dig guys who dress up as braveheart?
why does welfare get to decide?? now i'm really jealous!!! :mad:
as long as they dig me. i don't like to dress up as nuttin.
i thought you said that you DON'T have chicks flocking to you.
Actually it helps to LOOK Scottish. :)
See, cruelpupet looks kinda short. I, on the other hand, am 6'6" of pure scottish delight. :D Complete with black hair, blue/green eyes and flaming red gotee.
Hmmm, mebbe I should post my pic. Hmmm....
oblongmelon
04-26-2001, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by Tuvi
why do you keep posting that??! its not like i haven't seen it before.
and no, chicks don't dig guys who dress up like bravehart. they dig bravehart himself.
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT GIRLFRIEND-and trust me,next year when I am in Scotland-I'm gonna find me a REAL braveheart..*yum*...
cruelpupet
04-26-2001, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by Tuvi
why does welfare get to decide?? now i'm really jealous!!! :mad:
because ive seen her pic, and shes a hottie, but now that I know what you look like... it will have to be settled between the two of you
welfareloser
04-26-2001, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by cruelpupet
We shall let welfare decide...
Hey Welfare do you dig guys who dress up as braveheart?
i don't, but tuvi secretly does...
seriously, tho, it depends entirely on how how manly the man in question sounds when screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOOOM!!"
apmiller
04-26-2001, 03:25 PM
FFFFFFFRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
Huh, huh? Was that manly? Do I win free chicks? Just call me "Mister Macho Mller" All the chicks dig me and me wife kicks my butt for it! I may not look all that great dressed as a scott but I can woo them there women folk with my angelic voice! "He can't dance but boy can he SING!"
"It had to be mmeeeeee. It had to be mmeeeeee!
I wondered around, and finally found...MEEEEEE!" heh heh
Originally posted by oblongmelon
Originally posted by Tuvi
why do you keep posting that??! its not like i haven't seen it before.
and no, chicks don't dig guys who dress up like bravehart. they dig bravehart himself.
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT GIRLFRIEND-and trust me,next year when I am in Scotland-I'm gonna find me a REAL braveheart..*yum*...
bring one back for me too!
hapoo
04-26-2001, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by Tuvi
man, whats up with cruelpupet getting all this ATTENTION. i am so JEALOUS!!!! i'm going back to my hole to cry now.
:hmm: you could always sing to me!
cruelpupet
04-26-2001, 04:18 PM
sorry hapoo, but the number of posts you ahve dont matter anymore, they dont turn girls on.
But when your a manly man like me, they flock around you ala Sweetness, Tuvi, twilight, etc....
hapoo
04-26-2001, 04:21 PM
Its all good, they're just using you to get to me. Workin' their way up ;)
Originally posted by cruelpupet
sorry hapoo, but the number of posts you ahve dont matter anymore, they dont turn girls on.
But when your a manly man like me, they flock around you ala Sweetness, Tuvi, twilight, etc....
it's the underwear on the outside thing. kinda like superman.
Originally posted by cruelpupet
sorry hapoo, but the number of posts you ahve dont matter anymore, they dont turn girls on.
But when your a manly man like me, they flock around you ala Sweetness, Tuvi, twilight, etc....
you're the one that flocked to me! you asked ME what i look like. you said I'M hot. shall i go on?
cruelpupet
04-26-2001, 04:35 PM
<looks worried>
*thinks for a moment*
excuse me... but why are you spreading these lies. Just admit your infatuated with me!
</looks worried>
Originally posted by cruelpupet
<looks worried>
*thinks for a moment*
excuse me... but why are you spreading these lies. Just admit your infatuated with me!
</looks worried>
they may be inflatulenced with you
Originally posted by cruelpupet
<looks worried>
*thinks for a moment*
excuse me... but why are you spreading these lies. Just admit your infatuated with me!
</looks worried>
yeah, you better be worried! the truth is out, buster!
haha i called you buster
ironchef
04-26-2001, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by cruelpupet
[QUOTE]because ive seen her pic, and shes a hottie, but now that I know what you look like... it will have to be settled between the two of you
wait a second, there's a tuvi pic floating around?!
no, there are no tuvi pics at all. EVER.
wow, look at my post count. i think this is the most i've posted in a long time. 24 posts in like 3 days
apmiller
04-26-2001, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by Tuvi
Originally posted by cruelpupet
<looks worried>
*thinks for a moment*
excuse me... but why are you spreading these lies. Just admit your infatuated with me!
</looks worried>
yeah, you better be worried! the truth is out, buster!
haha i called you buster
Oh man! Now you did it! Callin him buster can't be a good thing.
cruelpupet
04-26-2001, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by Tuvi
no, there are no tuvi pics at all. EVER.
well there's one... but ive been sworn not to show it.
apmiller
04-26-2001, 07:14 PM
I double dog dare ya! Show it! Or are you yella!
cruelpupet
04-26-2001, 07:16 PM
Sorry but there are a few things i will never do...
Date a friends exGF without his permission
stab my friends in the back, or speak badly of them
go back on my word
hand in an assignment on time
apmiller
04-26-2001, 07:25 PM
Ouch...low blow but I get the message.
Dang! Your are my HERO!
cruelpupet
04-26-2001, 07:32 PM
I would just like to make a request....
Do not serenade me unless you were born female, and still are female.
so apmiller dont bust out into a song of hero, get a female to do it for you..
like Tuvi or Welfare, they're both in :love: with me
apmiller
04-26-2001, 07:48 PM
YO! Hey O! I ONLY sing to the ladies. In fact I only sing to my woman because she'd knock my freakin head off if I sang to anyone else.
What is refreashing to see is how down to earth you are and how you will always just be yourself. (Not very easy to do in the world of marketing! Man I hate my job.) It's no wonder all the chicks dig you bub!
I on the other as you have all see in my picture not too long ago am just a computer geek. Video games and my family are my life! Good thing too. If I ever got divorced I'd be in worse shap that poor m0j0. I'd be in court all the time because I just can't seem to stop callin the ladies "chicks".
Lucky for me I married a gal who don't mind that I call her a chick. BOO YEAH!
welfareloser
04-26-2001, 08:14 PM
good lord, i go to farm n fleet for a few hours and all hell breaks loose...
i didn't really have a point. just felt the need to remark on the thread having 35 responses. i need to go finish packing. good night.
cruelpupet
04-26-2001, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by welfareloser
good lord, i go to farm n fleet for a few hours and all hell breaks loose...
i didn't really have a point. just felt the need to remark on the thread having 35 responses. i need to go finish packing. good night.
woohoo so you are making the trip to NYC to see me?
welfareloser
04-26-2001, 08:48 PM
uhh... weren't you hitting on tuvi? i can't take the head games! besides, tuvi scares me, and you know how jealous she gets...
going to wisconsin to do some fly fishin.
if you don't stop with this intolerable climate of sexual harrassment, i have a bo stick with your name on it, and if that doesn't do it, i'll just have to whip out my lightsaber... it's one of the BLUE ones...
...that scare you off?
eSDee
04-26-2001, 08:57 PM
Yo CruelPP I recommend a cold shower....:hihi:
Originally posted by cruelpupet
I would just like to make a request....
Do not serenade me unless you were born female, and still are female.
so apmiller dont bust out into a song of hero, get a female to do it for you..
like Tuvi or Welfare, they're both in :love: with me
hmm...ya, sure, welfareloser is in love with you. that is why you had to beg her to cheer for you after she did for me...um....WITHOUT me having to ask. ah-hem...aren't things so much better when they occur naturally? :D
cruelpupet
04-26-2001, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by welfareloser
uhh... weren't you hitting on tuvi? i can't take the head games! besides, tuvi scares me, and you know how jealous she gets...
going to wisconsin to do some fly fishin.
if you don't stop with this intolerable climate of sexual harrassment, i have a bo stick with your name on it, and if that doesn't do it, i'll just have to whip out my lightsaber... it's one of the BLUE ones...
...that scare you off?
Nope it didnt... but whats a bo stick...do you mean boom stick?
Originally posted by cruelpupet
[QUOTE]Nope it didnt... but whats a bo stick...do you mean boom stick?
No, she meant a Bo stick. You know, like the Ninja Turtles, a Bo stick. :)
cruelpupet
04-27-2001, 08:29 AM
oh ok, the addition of "stick" confused me
apmiller
04-27-2001, 08:36 AM
Originally posted by Rain
Originally posted by cruelpupet
[QUOTE]Nope it didnt... but whats a bo stick...do you mean boom stick?
No, she meant a Bo stick. You know, like the Ninja Turtles, a Bo stick. :)
NINJA TURTLES RRRRUUUUUULLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!! COWABUNGA!
Originally posted by apmiller
Originally posted by Rain
Originally posted by cruelpupet
[QUOTE]Nope it didnt... but whats a bo stick...do you mean boom stick?
No, she meant a Bo stick. You know, like the Ninja Turtles, a Bo stick. :)
NINJA TURTLES RRRRUUUUUULLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!! COWABUNGA!
teenage muntant ninja turtles! turtles in a half shell! TURTLE POWER!
welfareloser
04-27-2001, 11:10 AM
wanna hear something really REALLY sad?!?!?!
yes, you do.
ON THE HALF SHELL
THEY'RE THE HEROES FOUR
IN THIS DAY AND AGE
WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE
THE CRIME RATE WAS HIGH
WITH MUGGINGS MYSTERIOUS
ALL POLICE AND DETECTIVES ARE FURIOUS
'CAUSE THEY CAN'T FIND THE SOURCE
OF THIS LETHALLY EVIL FORCE
(now i forget the middle part, but here come tha chorus)
T-U-R-T-L-E POWER
T-U-R-T-L-E POWER
T-U-R-T-L-E POWER
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
i liked the hardcore old-school street rap as a child in tha hood...
cruelpupet
04-27-2001, 11:40 AM
Wow! That's pretty sad.
hapoo
04-27-2001, 12:42 PM
Go Ninja Go Ninja GO!
Go Ninja Go Ninja GO!
Go Ninja Go Ninja GO!
GO!! GO!! GO!! GO!!
Can anyone name the song? :)
apmiller
04-27-2001, 01:23 PM
I can't name the song but the fact that it was done by Vanilla Ice was just WRONG! That whole sene in the second Turtle movie is still considered a black day in Turtle history. We don't like to talk about it. When I got to talk to Kevin Eastman (one of the original creators fo the turtles) he said that they never wanted that sene to happen but the movie studio wanted it because Vanilla Ice was a big star and it would bring more kids to see the flick. Frankly I think it sent them running in fear.
Wow, I'm impressed my little blurb has spawned this. Mebbe I'm starting to become part of the crew. <sniff>
cruelpupet
04-27-2001, 05:31 PM
sorry rain your not part of the crew untill you pay for welfare, mojo, hapoo, oblong and myslef to get a SDSL line each (1.5MB down/1.5MB up)
Then all thats left is for you to set me up wiht Melissa Joan Hart.
Does it help that I have an ADSL line? I mean, I'd be willing to share. <helpful look>
And as for the woman bit, would you settle for Sarah Michelle Geller?
cruelpupet
04-28-2001, 11:16 AM
There is no substitute for Mellisa Joan Hart
Not even like....Welfareloser or Tuvi? :)
cruelpupet
04-28-2001, 11:34 AM
Even welfare and Tuvi are not a complete substitute for Melissa. They are pretty good substitutes just not a complete substitute.
:idea:
What about both of them?
what?? you think melissa joan hart is better looking than ME??? you really do have strange taste.
EDIT: plus, she's short and fat!
[Edited by Tuvi on 04-28-2001 at 11:54 AM]
cruelpupet
04-28-2001, 11:53 AM
hmmmm interesting concept.
I will have to ponder this for a while....
Yes, this is an acceptable solution.
Rain I applaud you, you are now my intellectual equal.
When I take over the world, I will let you rule over Sweden!
cruelpupet
04-28-2001, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by Tuvi
what?? you think melissa joan hart is better looking than ME??? you really do have strange taste.
its not just based on looks, shes has a cool personality too
Give me some credit, im not that shallow
you know her in person or something?
personally i would go with welfareloser. i dunno about tuvi...never saw a pic. as for personality....i don't have one, so why should i just others for theirs?
cruelpupet
04-28-2001, 12:13 PM
no, but after all the interviews ive read and seen on tv, she seems like a really cool person....plus I've had a crush on her since she started clarissa explains it all
Originally posted by cruelpupet
Rain I applaud you, you are now my intellectual equal.
When I take over the world, I will let you rule over Sweden!
Yeaaa!!! Bikini team here I come!!
Plus I don't have to worry about ever taking any sides.
Originally posted by cruelpupet
no, but after all the interviews ive read and seen on tv, she seems like a really cool person....plus I've had a crush on her since she started clarissa explains it all
I've got the same deal with Christina Ricci.
:love::love::love:
i used to have a crush on winona ryder. used to. now, we just have an understanding
i've got the same deal with.. well nevermind. and no, its not cruelpupet!
cruelpupet
04-28-2001, 02:17 PM
admit it tuvi its me
ArkiStan
04-28-2001, 10:44 PM
actually it's me.
cruelpupet
04-29-2001, 12:38 AM
HA! In your dreams!
in my dreams, she has a crush on welfareloser..... :thumbup:
cruelpupet
04-29-2001, 01:17 AM
in my dreams she has a crush on me and welfare
in my dreams, none of you exist. oh wait, thats pretty much how it is when i'm awake too. so why do i even come to this board? well, i won't. goodbye.
Jeez, first you got rid of Sweetness....now Tuvi.
What are you doing to them cruelpupet??
And of course Tuvi got rid of Sweetness.
[Edited by Rain on 04-29-2001 at 11:37 AM]
WHAT??? i'm the one that got rid of sweetness!! how dare you give him credit for my actions.
What, what?? What do you mean?
I gave you credit, look!
:D
welfareloser
04-30-2001, 07:44 AM
good lord, i'm confused. i leave for three days and look at how confused things get. let me set y'all straight:
hapoo has a crush on cruelpupet which he claims is platonic for religious reasons.
cruelpupet, being the cruel puppet that he is, has been stringing him along, but really has a crush on tuvi.
tuvi does not return the sentiment. tuvi is probably actually a playboy bunny and happily dating a columbian drug lord.
oblonmelon is jealous of tuvi's jealousy.
apmiller is happily married.
rain likes swedish women, or christine ricci, meaning he must have loved that one movie where she dyed her hair blond (the opposite of sex, maybe?).
sweetness had a crush on all the fine young men here, but us fine young women gave her a righteous butt-kicking and she don't come around much lately...
seeing as how m0j0 and i agree on all the important issues like 5 cent monitors and virtual serenades, we were obviously meant for each other, and will be sailing off into the sunset together to our own private island off the coast of jamaica.
hope that cleared everything up.
apmiller
04-30-2001, 09:57 AM
Well that just about sums everything up, now all we gots to do is tell the sheriff and go pick up the bad guys! Looks like another crime solved by the Scooby-Doo Gang! YIPPY SKIPPY!
Originally posted by welfareloser
seeing as how m0j0 and i agree on all the important issues like 5 cent monitors and virtual serenades, we were obviously meant for each other, and will be sailing off into the sunset together to our own private island off the coast of jamaica.
i'll get the tix....
Originally posted by welfareloser
rain likes swedish women, or christine ricci, meaning he must have loved that one movie where she dyed her hair blond (the opposite of sex, maybe?).
The Opposite of Sex was good, as was Buffalo 66. I have yet to see Bless the Child which is her latest flick.
But actually, just all around type of women. I like short (below 5'4") red headed women that can kick my a$$. :)
Oh, and she has to have a goofy sense of humor. I'm talking Adam Ant goofy. :)
colombian drug lord?!?! what?? GAG!
cruelpupet
04-30-2001, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by welfareloser
cruelpupet, being the cruel puppet that he is, has been stringing him along, but really has a crush on tuvi.
tuvi does not return the sentiment. tuvi is probably actually a playboy bunny and happily dating a columbian drug lord.
Actually Tuvi does return the sentiment..... wanna set welfare straight tuvi?
Originally posted by cruelpupet
Originally posted by welfareloser
cruelpupet, being the cruel puppet that he is, has been stringing him along, but really has a crush on tuvi.
tuvi does not return the sentiment. tuvi is probably actually a playboy bunny and happily dating a columbian drug lord.
Actually Tuvi does return the sentiment..... wanna set welfare straight tuvi?
you speak lies. ALL LIES!!!
cruelpupet
04-30-2001, 09:07 PM
I do not lie..... For once in you life Tuvi stop trying to keep what we have a secret. Are you that embarassed by your feelings for me?
Originally posted by cruelpupet
I do not lie..... For once in you life Tuvi stop trying to keep what we have a secret. Are you that embarassed by your feelings for me?
feelings for you?? keep trying to convince yourself.... :rolleyes:
cruelpupet
04-30-2001, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by Tuvi
Originally posted by cruelpupet
I do not lie..... For once in you life Tuvi stop trying to keep what we have a secret. Are you that embarassed by your feelings for me?
feelings for you?? keep trying to convince yourself.... :rolleyes:
*sniffle*
*sniffle*
:bawl:
im gonna head over to 'suckage: girls' now
*leaves room depressed*
awwwww pobrecito! don't cry. welfare still loves you! you can be with her and enjoy all the baggage of an older woman.
I read just the last page of this thread and am utterly confused, but at least its funny confused, not confused confused. I hope I am confusing all of you too.
yeah... maybe the E3 thread is a safer place for you y2j..
Originally posted by Tuvi
awwwww pobrecito! don't cry. welfare still loves you! you can be with her and enjoy all the baggage of an older woman.
but...you heard her....we are soon to be on a private island together! cruel will just have to swing his "nightstick" elsewhere.
cruelpupet
04-30-2001, 10:08 PM
or maybe.... welfares plan was to steal your tickets and take me instead.
oops.. i dont think i was supposed to say that.
pretend you didnt hear anything
well, i can say this much for you: you have a really vivid imagination......
Ice-9
04-30-2001, 11:46 PM
I'd just like to say that I will love any women unconditionally who shows up at my doorstep with a Porsche GT2. I'm not picky, she can look like Barbara Bush for all I care, so long as she brings me a GT2. :D You don't think I'm shallow, do you?
welfareloser
05-01-2001, 06:22 AM
baggage of an older woman?!?!?!
i'm going to go drink a lite beer - no! a zima! - and pretend i'm still in college ... or high school ... even though i didn't even drink zima back then... hadn't been invented yet...
damn.
maybe i should just kick tuvi's ass and that'll make me feel young again.
just kidding - i think tuvi's great - unless she happens to be shorter than me (it could happen!) in which case i will go ahead and pull out a can of ninja-style whup-ass...
change of plans, m0j0. it seems that private islands in the jamaica/bermuda category are a mite bit pricey, so i got us an island off the coast of iceland instead. it's actually only 90% glaciated and only has one volcano, currently inactive. but it is below the arctic circle...
you probably don't even own a coat that's rated to -40 degrees, do you?
i think i have now made this thread sufficiently stupid. talk amongst yourselves. i'm going to go watch nicktoons and bake about 20 loaves of amish friendship bread - you let that sourdough starter go for a couple of weeks and it just ... keeps ... multiplying!!!! arrrrgggghhh!!!!
well you said i dated a colombian drug lord! so i said you had baggage. you do have a kid and all haha.
how tall are you?
i have a coat that goes to -40F
why dont keyboards have a degrees sign? thats really annoying.
i'm starting to type like you,
welfare,
with spaces
between each thought
Originally posted by welfareloser
change of plans, m0j0. it seems that private islands in the jamaica/bermuda category are a mite bit pricey, so i got us an island off the coast of iceland instead. it's actually only 90% glaciated and only has one volcano, currently inactive. but it is below the arctic circle...
you probably don't even own a coat that's rated to -40 degrees, do you?
what's a "coat?"
could we just go to baja mexico?
welfareloser
05-01-2001, 11:46 AM
five foot one and a half inches. proud of that last half-inch, too.
hmmppph. baggage. i resemble that remark. so i'm used goods... sniff... didn't need to rub it in.
baja mexico sounds good ... i like tequila... hope you got some spanish skills along witht he german and french, because i don't think any combination of my latin, german, and icelandic skills, useful though they are, are gonna cut it... how do you say tequila in spanish? what's the word for taco? damn, i better start studying...
soon tuvi will overuse ellipses, too, and then her transformation will be complete. resistance is futile! i am the dark side! bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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