Mail Order Brides

[NiceMann]

With everyone having problems with their girlfriends, people talking about dating 16 yr olds, and women just being so hard to understand...I have decided to order myself a mail order bride. Hey at least you can pick what you want. Plus you don't have to worry about them leaving you....where are they going to go?? You can find yourself a nice wife that will have dinner ready for you and have the house clean when you get home. Heck what more can you ask for?? :)

Now I know I'm not the first one to think about this. All american men who are tired of "playing the game" should just go online and pick a wife. No trying to pick them up in bars....spending tons of money on them....heck no...you just pay for the plane ticket to the US.

Now to decide what type of wife I want...Asian, Latin, or Russian. There are tons of agencys out there. So many choices so little time. Hapoo who did you get your wife through?? :D

~NiceMann

[welfareloser]

mmmppph...

i had this tae kwon do instructor once. nice enough guy, a little intense. liked to pin me to the mat and hold me there for a reeeeeeeal long time during the private extra-curricular wrestling practice. so i squashed his left nut.

he got a mail order bride shortly thereafter.

[TheLoneGunman]

Hmmm...

So what is the difference between a foreign woman who barely speaks the language and doesn't understand the culture and an underage girl?

I could even argue that today's youth are more clued in.

If the intent is mutual benefit (she gets to Land of Opportunity, you get sex) and both go in with their eyes open, then I say go for it.

If one is seeking love and other might not be, then it could lead to major friction.

It is taking 2-3 for all the citizenship papers to get processed so at least you will have her for that long.

[Jihforce]

Originally posted by TheLoneGunman
Hmmm...

So what is the difference between a foreign woman who barely speaks the language and doesn't understand the culture and an underage girl?

I could even argue that today's youth are more clued in.

If the intent is mutual benefit (she gets to Land of Opportunity, you get sex) and both go in with their eyes open, then I say go for it.

If one is seeking love and other might not be, then it could lead to major friction.

It is taking 2-3 for all the citizenship papers to get processed so at least you will have her for that long.

Foreign Woman that doesn't know english, can learn in a matter or months.
Underage Girl is 1) underaged 2) won't mature for god knows how long.

Bottom line, one is adult, other is a child.
I cannot believe you're really that serious about this.

[g222leav]

you wanna know what's funny?

my cousing got a mail order bride, soon after the wedding she mysteriously wanted to go back home. i don't think he felt to good about it.

as for what kind? (as if it were a candy store type decision) i'd say asian. i was shown a korean "catalog" for mail order brides, not only did they look good, i'm pretty sure they can cook and stuff too.

enjoy, by the way guys, what do you think the shipping is on that? any deals lying around? GC's????
hmmmmm

[m0j0]

what? and pay her way over here just so she can fleece me and take my house? no thank you! i would rather just fork my house over to welfareloser.

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by m0j0
what? and pay her way over here just so she can fleece me and take my house? no thank you! i would rather just fork my house over to welfareloser.

ha, ha. if it has a jacuzzi, i'll take it... wait, i thought you lost your house in the divorce?

[m0j0]

Originally posted by welfareloser

Originally posted by m0j0
what? and pay her way over here just so she can fleece me and take my house? no thank you! i would rather just fork my house over to welfareloser.

ha, ha. if it has a jacuzzi, i'll take it... wait, i thought you lost your house in the divorce?

ya...i did....thanks for rubbing that in. just means you'll have to wait for the next house.

[cruelpupet]

Originally posted by m0j0

Originally posted by welfareloser

Originally posted by m0j0
what? and pay her way over here just so she can fleece me and take my house? no thank you! i would rather just fork my house over to welfareloser.

ha, ha. if it has a jacuzzi, i'll take it... wait, i thought you lost your house in the divorce?

ya...i did....thanks for rubbing that in. just means you'll have to wait for the next house.


THIS IS WHY I WONT GET MARRIED WITHOUT A PRENUP.

Everything I have before marriage, and everything that gets left to me via a will, remains mine.

[TheLoneGunman]

Maybe I could e-mail order OblongMelon.

She would make sure I got my steady diet of protein (uhm, dog food) :heh:

[totally in jest]

[welfareloser]

didn't mean to rub it in... :-(

i'm sure yor next house will be even better than your starter home...

[cruelpupet]

if you want to get a new house, just buy a small apartment building, and convert 2 apartments into 1 for yourself. Then the rent pays for the mortgage.

[Tuvi]

you can play the sims for practice

[g222leav]

the sims have mail order brides........yes!!!!!!!!

i've found my calling in life

[m0j0]

Originally posted by welfareloser
didn't mean to rub it in... :-(

i'm sure yor next house will be even better than your starter home...

oh, i was kiddin....it's no big. you can rub it in, but use some of that oil that smells good ;-)

ya, my next house will be better. maybe near the beach. who knows.

btw, cruelpupet...i did come out with everything that i have b4 the marriage....which was roughly nuttin.

[welfareloser]

i gots a supply of banana-flavored lube from freecondoms.com ... my friend clayton tells me it tastes like shit ... but i guess we really don't want to go there.

what was my point?

oh, yeah... i have guiness in the garage, a load of 8-inch long stogies, and i'm goin fishin this weekend! yeah! time to start drankin NOW!

[Doofy]

Originally posted by NiceMann
....where are they going to go?? You can find yourself a nice wife that will have dinner ready for you and have the house clean when you get home. Heck what more can you ask for?? :)

Shoot. Why pay for them, when there are girls (for TLG) and women (for the non-perverted) who are willing to pay over 30K to come to the US and marry some guy for a GreenCard. :D

[NiceMann]

Originally posted by Doofy

Originally posted by NiceMann
....where are they going to go?? You can find yourself a nice wife that will have dinner ready for you and have the house clean when you get home. Heck what more can you ask for?? :)

Shoot. Why pay for them, when there are girls (for TLG) and women (for the non-perverted) who are willing to pay over 30K to come to the US and marry some guy for a GreenCard. :D

Hot damn where's the information....I will have me a wife tomorrow!!!

~NiceMann

[TheLoneGunman]

Heck, I'd move to Utah and marry 'em both!!

Bigamy? -- Actually it would be very big of me!

[m0j0]

Originally posted by welfareloser
i gots a supply of banana-flavored lube from freecondoms.com ... my friend clayton tells me it tastes like shit ... but i guess we really don't want to go there.

i just got it. ok :thumbup:

[chrissy]

Originally posted by NiceMann

Originally posted by Doofy

Originally posted by NiceMann
....where are they going to go?? You can find yourself a nice wife that will have dinner ready for you and have the house clean when you get home. Heck what more can you ask for?? :)

Shoot. Why pay for them, when there are girls (for TLG) and women (for the non-perverted) who are willing to pay over 30K to come to the US and marry some guy for a GreenCard. :D

Hot damn where's the information....I will have me a wife tomorrow!!!

~NiceMann

Nice!! you know you don't have to pay for a bride!!!
Just go into the service and get stationed overseas for 4 years, find a gal and bring her back with you, the gov. pays for you for your services and then you get out.