If everyone ate chocolate there would be world peace

[Loki]

Chocolate is the cure all. Good for tests, quizzes, headaches, insomnia, hunger, etc. It makes people happier becuase it has a soporific effect. I think everyone should eat chocolate and world peace would prosper and I'm not talking that cheap chocolate you get for easter. I'm talkin quality Hershey's, Tobeleron, and any german/swiss chocolate company. If everyone ate a piece of chocolate after each meal people would be happier and more easy to get along with. Yes...I think this will work...I'm surprised no one though of this before :D

[welfareloser]

one thing the french do right... they have chocolate sandwiches (and i'm not talkin bout no german nutella crap, i'm talkin a chocolate bar between two slices of bread) for after-school snacks.

otherwise, tho... man, do the french suck.

[despayre]

i don't like chocolate.

and "hear, hear" to making fun of the french. can we do canadians next?

[welfareloser]

canadians, french, whatever - same thing. they all trash.

[hapoo]

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[OC]

Originally posted by hapoo
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Ain't that the damn truth. World peace is just a morning lay away....

[ProMinx]

Originally posted by hapoo
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I think Hapoo is more accurate on this account...but then again...Hapoo is starved for sex and Loki is apparently starved for chocolate. I don't know how that latter case happened.

ProMinx

[Loki]

Originally posted by ProMinx

Originally posted by hapoo
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I think Hapoo is more accurate on this account...but then again...Hapoo is starved for sex and Loki is apparently starved for chocolate. I don't know how that latter case happened.

ProMinx

Actually I have plenty of both :D

"Thank you ma'm! May I have another?!?"

[ProMinx]

Originally posted by Loki

Originally posted by ProMinx

Originally posted by hapoo
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I think Hapoo is more accurate on this account...but then again...Hapoo is starved for sex and Loki is apparently starved for chocolate. I don't know how that latter case happened.

ProMinx

Actually I have plenty of both :D

"Thank you ma'm! May I have another?!?"

Thanks bud...now I'm going to have to get a frontal lobotomy to burn the image from my mind. Ah...I'm blinded by the glare off of her skin! (It's sad when even I can say that...)

ProMinx / God ... you take your pick...

[johnnymk]

Then what would happen to your Sex Drive?

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by johnnymk
Then what would happen to your Sex Drive?

hmm... not a very christian attitude. jesus won't be carrying you home to glory after THAT one unless you donate a bunch of money to the church.

[Loki]

more chocolate = healthier sex drive

[hapoo]

Originally posted by ProMinx

Originally posted by hapoo
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I think Hapoo is more accurate on this account...but then again...Hapoo is starved for sex

ProMinx


I have a healthy appetite :)

[ProMinx]

Originally posted by johnnymk
Then what would happen to your Sex Drive?

I agree with johnny here...I'm not going to be able to get it up for some blimp... I have always had an affinity for relatively slender women.

ProMinx

[oblongmelon]

Originally posted by johnnymk
Then what would happen to your Sex Drive?

That's a pretty biased opinion. I'm not large by any means, but I have some family members who are..Some guys DIG big chicks YA know..more to love n all.

[ProMinx]

Originally posted by oblongmelon

Originally posted by johnnymk
Then what would happen to your Sex Drive?

That's a pretty biased opinion. I'm not large by any means, but I have some family members who are..Some guys DIG big chicks YA know..more to love n all.

yes, we call them freaks...fat used to be a symbol of health, but that's not the case these days...not that i'm saying those anorexic women in all of the magazines and CK commercials don't make me want to shove three gallons of Ben&Jerry's or Baskin Robbins (either because they're both free today...) down their throats.

ProMinx

[cruelpupet]

Chocolate cake sucks...

now German chocolate cake on the other hand....

Mmmm German Chocolate cake!

[oblongmelon]

Originally posted by ProMinx

Originally posted by oblongmelon

Originally posted by johnnymk
Then what would happen to your Sex Drive?

That's a pretty biased opinion. I'm not large by any means, but I have some family members who are..Some guys DIG big chicks YA know..more to love n all.

yes, we call them freaks...fat used to be a symbol of health, but that's not the case these days...not that i'm saying those anorexic women in all of the magazines and CK commercials don't make me want to shove three gallons of Ben&Jerry's or Baskin Robbins (either because they're both free today...) down their throats.

ProMinx

Nothing wrong with freaks now eh? you just like to disagree with me :)

[ProMinx]

i like weird people...but freaks are my justification for reinstatement of death camps...
ProMinx