GilbertsGrape
05-02-2001, 10:59 PM
I don’t know who said these but they are Da** funny ... Fill free to add to the list...
(Can I do that with the ** … what is allowed on here and what is too profane … sorry I haven’t been posting long.)
"A closed mouth gathers no foot."
"Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive."
"And which parallel universe did you crawl out of?"
"Blessed are the Geeks, for they shall internet the earth."
"Chaos! Panic! Disaster! (My work here is done)"
"Department of Redundancy Department."
"Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue..."
"ERROR: Keyboard not attached. Press F-1 to continue."
"How depressing... Nobodys after my job"
"I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?"
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"I PROCESS, therefore I AM"
"It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others"
"Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot."
NEVER, BUT NEVER question the ENGINEERS judgement"
"90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at."
"Obviously, you are incapable of assimilating the extent of my genius."
"Penguins are our friends"
"Press any key to continue or any other key to quit"
"The beatings will continue until morale improves."
"The box said "Requires Windows 95 or better." So I installed LINUX"
"The universe is a figment of its own imagination."
"We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART?"
"We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering."
"When I want your opinion, Ill beat it out of you"
"When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape."
"<--Your information went data way -->"
(Can I do that with the ** … what is allowed on here and what is too profane … sorry I haven’t been posting long.)
"A closed mouth gathers no foot."
"Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive."
"And which parallel universe did you crawl out of?"
"Blessed are the Geeks, for they shall internet the earth."
"Chaos! Panic! Disaster! (My work here is done)"
"Department of Redundancy Department."
"Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue..."
"ERROR: Keyboard not attached. Press F-1 to continue."
"How depressing... Nobodys after my job"
"I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?"
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"I PROCESS, therefore I AM"
"It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others"
"Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot."
NEVER, BUT NEVER question the ENGINEERS judgement"
"90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at."
"Obviously, you are incapable of assimilating the extent of my genius."
"Penguins are our friends"
"Press any key to continue or any other key to quit"
"The beatings will continue until morale improves."
"The box said "Requires Windows 95 or better." So I installed LINUX"
"The universe is a figment of its own imagination."
"We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART?"
"We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering."
"When I want your opinion, Ill beat it out of you"
"When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape."
"<--Your information went data way -->"