boobies

[ziggyziggy]

why do guys like them?? is there a scientific answer???

[IrishSS]

Cause we don't have em! Well, most of us don't. Sheesh, they sure are fun to look at and play with.

[DaFunkyUnit]

i think goes back to the primordial days... i guess big boobs is a sign of fertility, and so thats why men are attracted.... same reasoning for the curvature of the hips

[epoxi]

i duno what you guys are thinkin of...but they make nice pillows =P

[stupidzbu]

Boobies boobies

YUM YUM YUM

Boobies Boobies

ON A GIRL THATS DUMB!!!

- Al Bundy Family Motto (Married with children)


what *I* believe (which is posted in the OTHER booby thread)... is that men form a fetish to boobies as kids... i read somethere (or heard somewhere? nowadays you just can't tell) ... that when a male boy rocks back nad forth in his crib.. he is experienceing VERY premature masterbation techniques .... so... naturally.. when you are sucking on your mommies boobies.. you form a fetish.. so when you suck on a girls' boobies.. it takes you back MANY MANY moons before.. when you used to do it to your mom.. sounds disgusting like that no?

so.. Dr. Dru (drew?) on loveline.. said that foot fetishes form.. because when a child gets sexually aroused .. if they are embarrased and immediatly look down... they then embed FEET into sexuality... forming a fetish...

interesting.. all of it...

what I *LOVE* to do though... is sleep.. squeezing my g/f boobies.. like stress toys... they are SOO MUCH FUN TO HAVE IN MY HANDS!! WOOO HOOO!!

heheh

[ziggyziggy]

yeah i hear you guys. just don't squeeze too hard or they will scream and not let you do it anymore, at least for a while...

[cruelpupet]

I LOVE BOOBIES


big ones

small ones

I dont discriminate!

[Chinpoko_Mon]

boobies are definitely one of God's greatest creations...

and for those of you who don't believe in God..
evolution sure was kind enough to us Males to grant us such wonderful... uh.. toys. http://www.gotapex.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ziggyziggy]

i worship them. i like to look at all kinds but would only want my girl to have real ones tho. wouldn't want her to have medical problems in the future. if she has an infection, what else am i gonna squeeze?? ;)

[Chinpoko_Mon]

Originally posted by ziggyziggy
what else am i gonna squeeze?? ;)

her buns... has she got nice buns? mine does... always good to have options... when she gets pissy that you squeezed her boob too hard, then you move to her buns for a while... helps with the boob withdrawal... =P

[hapoo]

http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=7686

[ziggyziggy]

her buns... has she got nice buns? mine does... always good to have options... when she gets pissy that you squeezed her boob too hard, then you move to her buns for a while... helps with the boob withdrawal... =P

never thought of that, thanks...

[welfareloser]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[ProMinx]

Originally posted by IrishSS
Cause we don't have em! Well, most of us don't. Sheesh, they sure are fun to look at and play with.

That's the reason that I've always used to explain it to girlfriends... They don't seem to accept it...but it's the truth. That and they're fun to play with.

PM

[g222leav]

Originally posted by DaFunkyUnit
i think goes back to the primordial days... i guess big boobs is a sign of fertility, and so thats why men are attracted.... same reasoning for the curvature of the hips

i was about to say that there was a scientific reason why...but DaFunkyUnit pretty much covered the jist of it.

basicall when choosing a mate, women usually chose men who are more biologically fit, and are a very good prospect for a father. we men look for similar qualities that make good prospects for baring children in women...such as large breast and wider hips...

but personally i like mediums...emmm just right, big um's scare me cause i afraid i might pop em, and small ones...well, ya know

but from messinger from city of angels - "she's got a small chest, it's ok, a handful's enough..."

i use that line whenever i refer to breast, my friends find it funny

[rum]

Originally posted by stupidzbu
Boobies boobies

YUM YUM YUM

Boobies Boobies

ON A GIRL THATS DUMB!!!

- Al Bundy Family Motto (Married with children)

Actually, I think the motto was:

Hooters, hooters
Yum yum yum
Hooters, hooters
On a girl thats dumb.

[The Happy Squirrel]

yeah al always says hooters

you guys have reached a new all time low i thinki

[topane]

Originally posted by epoxi
i duno what you guys are thinkin of...but they make nice pillows =P :eek: Those aren't pillows!!

[oblongmelon]

Because you men don't have your sacks hanging off your chest and you're jealous. :)

[ironchef]

"everybody needs a bosom for a pillow, everybody needs a bosom.."

[welfareloser]

in the interest of making this the longest thread ever, let's list all known slang terms for them. i know the numbering will go to hell quickly, but i'll start it off right

1 boobies
2 boobs
3 chi-chis
4 ta-tas
5 casabas
6 knockers
7 jugs
8 headlights
9 funbags

okay, i think i took all the easy ones... carry on...

[fakesurfers]

I like 'rack', as in 'nice rack!'

[stupidzbu]

all you female got|apexers!!

SHOW YOUR TITS!!
SHOW YOUR TITS!!
SHOW YOUR TITS!!

send me web cam pics.... digital camera pics... WHATEVER you want of your BOOBIES with GOT|APEX written on them...

and I'll make a web page for you sweet gals!

(hope this works... crossing fingers........NOW!)

[welfareloser]

okay.

here you go:
http://www.yeahright.org/idontthinkso/inyourdreams.jpg

wait a minute! i mean...
sexual harrassment! i only posted that lewd and suggestive pic (that seems strangely to be linked incorrectly) because i felt pressured! now i'm suing for gazillions.

[Edited by welfareloser on 05-03-2001 at 09:03 AM]

[zenbooty]

Cha-Cha Bingos
Hooters
Guns

[m0j0]

Originally posted by welfareloser
in the interest of making this the longest thread ever, let's list all known slang terms for them. i know the numbering will go to hell quickly, but i'll start it off right

1 boobies
2 boobs
3 chi-chis
4 ta-tas
5 casabas
6 knockers
7 jugs
8 headlights
9 funbags

okay, i think i took all the easy ones... carry on...


sweater puppets

the rest arent worth adding

[Rain]

Sweater Puppets?

jeez, that actually made me laugh.

[Jeffbx]

The Pointer Sisters

[gwilks98]

Taken from Bob and Tom's "A girl like you"

Twin tom toms
gazongas
winnebegos
montezumas
luv muffins
bra buddies
honkers
calamazoos
dumplins
thing-a-ma-jugs
torpedos
snugglecups
big boppins

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by Chinpoko_Mon

evolution sure was kind enough to us Males to grant us such wonderful... uh.. toys. http://www.gotapex.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif



that's for dame sure!!!!!.....