Anyone have sperm bank experience?

[pennypinch]

Was just, out of curiousity, perusing the local sperm bank catalogues, and found that my demographic (tall Asians) are in VERY short supply. I mean, in sperm banks, not globally (because we know there are LOTS of asians, and probably many tall ones to boot).

Is anyone a donor? I'm disease-free, have pretty good standardized test scores, went to a good college, and, like I said, I'm the supplier of some relatively rare genetic stock! I just don't want to go through some of the tests and find out there are other components...frankly, I'm a little sheepish to even call and see if I qualify!

Interestingly enough, they have a height floor: you need to be 5'11" or taller. Interesting.

[topane]

They look for donors with strong wrists/forearms.

[TheLoneGunman]

I tend to prefer live insemenation rather than artificial. In fact, I am willing to try it over and over if necessary.


Boy am I getting juvenile...

[StonedWheat]

Dude you need a really high sperm count. If I could get paid for something that I do all day anyways, I'd be there right now.

[Butch]

<shudder> Oh man . . . just what we need is a ton of little Pennys running around the US

[Edited by Butch on 05-30-2001 at 05:12 AM]

[irwin]

Hmm, I smell a job for me. Just 5 more inches!!!

[m0j0]

i don't have sperm bank experience...but i have it listed on my resume. is that cheating?

[LPMiller]

Originally posted by Passwird
Hmm, I smell a job for me. Just 5 more inches!!!

height or...um...nevermind.

they want you to be 5'11"? when did width come into play on this?

[cruelpupet]

Well, i did live next to one...but i wont be much help on the subject, since the banks never sold any....it was Kasling hall and Nixon Hall (female freshman dorms). As for tests...there werent any when I donated....they didnt even care if you were disease free, which i am.

[DaFunkyUnit]

Originally posted by Passwird
Just 5 more inches!!!


oh my! u got lots of growing up to do, hehe
LOL

[Loki]

Originally posted by Passwird
Hmm, I smell a job for me. Just 5 more inches!!!

More!?!?! I need to lose about 5 inches. ;)



Sorry had to keep the juvenile theme going. :P

[pennypinch]

Serves me right for asking a potentially juvenile question to the most sophmoric board going...:rolleyes:

:D

[Blu]

Originally posted by StonedWheat
Dude you need a really high sperm count. If I could get paid for something that I do all day anyways, I'd be there right now.

All day eh? Most impressive

[Loki]

Originally posted by TheBluGuy

Originally posted by StonedWheat
Dude you need a really high sperm count. If I could get paid for something that I do all day anyways, I'd be there right now.

All day eh? Most impressive

How do you do it when you're on the freeway eating a burrito and talking to someone on the phone while looking up how to get to the "Monkey Anonymous" meeting on the navigation system you got a deal on at GA yet still fighting the urge to fling feces at the slow moving car in front of you?

[styleee]

tee hee

whenever i see a thread that looks pretty dumb, i ignore it. but then curiosity gets the best of me, and i click on it. the best part is that usually, it is pretty funny. and i get to read the whole thing once it starts rolling. :)

much better then reading one retarded post and then never looking back