How to Beat a Drug Test

[DizzyT]

Ok, guys, this is the deal, went for an interview for a new job yesterday and they said they may be making a decision today (friday) or monday. What is the best thing to use to beat a drug test? I've heard a shot of Apple Cider Vinegar 2x's a day but dont know how long I have to do that for. Also heard lots of cranberry juice. Went to a few headshops and found some stuff that you drink that covers the traces of drugs for 6 hours but I think that stuff gets detected in the test. Lastly I heard there are some natural "cures" at GNC. Not sure if any of these work. The company I am applying at used to own the company I work for now. My division got bought out first of the year and they talked about the first year being a "transition year". Unfortunately when I walked out of there they said, if we call you back we need you to fill out this form and be drug tested within 48 hours. The last time I consumed was Wed. the night before the interview. Anyone know what does or does not work?

[zenbooty]

What drug? I'm guessing marijuana.

I always heard a few milliliters of visine in the sample cup would knock out the test. Never tried it myself, though.

[DizzyT]

Yes, marijuana. That stays in your system for about 30 days from what I've read. Not that I'd do anything other than such a small crime like that but everything else should be gone after 72 hours or so...

[Speedfreak]

MAybe stop being a damn pothead.

[TheLoneGunman]

Depending on the lab, a lot test for masking substances as well.

I see two possible choices:
1. Take your chances. Say nothing and hope what you do works.
2. Go to a Doctor immediately and get a prescription for medical marijuana (it is legal in many states now). Then just declare it (along with a copy of the Rx) when you take the test. Generally (in criminal cases) they are unlikely to push the issue if you declare it beforehand, but if you try to explain it afterwards, they start digging deeper.

I realize the difference in dates on the Rx and I believe that you can just say you took a small amount recently (ex. half a joint) and it should show similar to something larger (ex. 2 joints) doses a while back.

[topane]

Green Tea. Someone who works for a drug-testing company told me. Don't know how true it is.

[hapoo]

I stumbled upon this site by accident yesterday. hope it helps:
http://www.cleartest.com/

[zenbooty]

Originally posted by TheLoneGunman
Depending on the lab, a lot test for masking substances as well.

Yes, but they can't tell beyond a doubt how, when, or by whom the corruption occured. A masked test will not result in a positive result, so they can't bust you for it. They would have to retest you, and you will buy yourself some time to clear up.

Some head shops also have special shampoos for your hair.

[Black Francis]

Actually, I belive that how long it stays in your system depends on how often you consume.

If you only consume every once in a while, then it should be undetectible within a few days or so.....however, if you are a daily consumer, then it will take 30 days.

If you have all weekend, then I would suggest drinking massive amounts of cranberry juice and water.......like to the point that you are in the restroom every half hour, and your urine is completely devoid of any color.

Also, I must say that it is pretty stupid to be consuming illegal substances the day before an interview.....if you are looking for a job, then that is one of the first things you should stop doing.

Good luck

[hapoo]

I guess no one read that link i posted. They have both shampoos and other stuff for urine.










Cannabinoids
Examples: Marijuana, hashish, hash oil

Medical uses: Treatment of nausea and vomiting due to cancer chemotherapy.

Effects attractive to abuser: Euphoria, intensified sensual and aesthetic perceptions.

Adverse effects: Paranoia, panic, impairment of memory and ability to perform tasks, distorted perception of time, physical and psychological dependence.

How abused: Smoked in cigarettes or pipe; occasionally eaten as ingredient baked into confections.

Typical urine detection cutoff level: 100 ng/mL or 20 ng/mL (optional)

Period detectable after last dose: This is highly variable. A one joint per week user has detectable levels of cannabinoids form 7 to 34 days, while a heavy daily user may be detected from 6 to 81 days after last use.

Substances causing false positive results: none reported. A screen detection cutoff level of 20 ng/mL, requested by some laboratory clients, may produce false positives due to passive inhalation of marijuana smoke, but this is controversial.

At the cutoff level of 100 ng/mL, persons exposed passively to the smoke of others by virtue of being in the same room with abusers should be negative on urine drug screen, although more sensitive chemical techniques (such as gas chromatography/mass spectrometry, which has a sensitivity of 10 ng/mL) may demonstrate the drug in such an individual's urine.

[m0j0]

isn't there a saying that a true friend will pee in a cup for you?

[ironchef]

or $20 will buy a cup from a stranger :)

[zenbooty]

Not this true friend.

[froggystyle]

a freind of mine was forced to submit to a drug test by his parrents a few years back...he got the piss test stuff that you can get from a head shop....his test turned out negative but his fater was still suspicious so he had the testers mix the negative urine with pretested positive urine. The test still came out negative. They mixed it 6 times over and every time it came out negative. Busted.

[zenbooty]

Originally posted by froggystyle
a freind of mine was forced to submit to a drug test by his parrents a few years back...he got the piss test stuff that you can get from a head shop....his test turned out negative but his fater was still suspicious so he had the testers mix the negative urine with pretested positive urine. The test still came out negative. They mixed it 6 times over and every time it came out negative. Busted.

If my father was so nosy and had that little faith in me I think I'd leave home.

[hapoo]

I find it kinda ironic how heroin and cocain only last in a persons system for a couple days while weed stays for up to 2-3 months.

[DizzyT]

Thanks everyone! Especially the cleartest.com link. Yes, Speedfreak, you are right, I do need to stop being such a pothead, live and learn. Point here is, I dont consume much except for occaisional recreation use and was not planning on getting an interview, let alone a job offer quite so soon in the process.

I'll post my results if there are any to tell. I havent heard anything yet so we will see!

[Ice-9]

Originally posted by hapoo
I find it kinda ironic how heroin and cocain only last in a persons system for a couple days while weed stays for up to 2-3 months.

Yah, and acid's even shorter. By the time you're not feeling it, it's pretty undetectable.

Dizzy, you should switch to a legal substance. There are at least a few (that I'm not going to name on this forum) that are really close to the effects of pot, but can't get you arrested.

[zenbooty]

From what I've read, acid is metabolized and no longer detectable in your system about 15 minutes after you take it, before you even start feeling it.

[Black Francis]

I belive the only way to detect acid is through a spinal tap....so you really don't have to worry about that one.

[Burzhui]

about a true friend peeing in a cup and buying it from a stranger, you don't know what that stranger has, i mean next thing you know they will name a desease after you

[rum]

Originally posted by Ice-9

Originally posted by hapoo
I find it kinda ironic how heroin and cocain only last in a persons system for a couple days while weed stays for up to 2-3 months.

Yah, and acid's even shorter. By the time you're not feeling it, it's pretty undetectable.

Dizzy, you should switch to a legal substance. There are at least a few (that I'm not going to name on this forum) that are really close to the effects of pot, but can't get you arrested.

Hey u wanna name some please? I never heard of nothing like that thats legal.

[Ice-9]

Ehh, I'd rather not. They'll probably be illegal shortly anyway. If you really want to know, e-mail me, cool?

[DizzyT]

Hey, Ice, I'll take ya up on that offer when I get home. Would love a Legal Alternative! Here comes the "pothead" flames again I can feel em startin already....

[froggystyle]

well I know of one thats called salvia de venorum but the effects arent very close to pot i mean it messes you up but not the same way...you can order it through high times its totally legal and if youw anna know about more of them then youlll find them in the same place.there is a magazine called high times and it willt ell you everything...

[DizzyT]

Update for you all - I didnt get the job offer but I got an internal interview and all looks great - translation: NO DRUG TEST! I am officially off the wagon (do you hear the pothead flames?). Thanks for all your input and no, I have not forgotten the offer to email for "legal" alternatives. Just havent been on my home pc yet to do it. Would like to try something else though. Again, I'm only a recreational user but for a little buzz once in a while it would be nice to be doing something that is not tracked as a bad thing!

[oblongmelon]

you could have just told them you were the victim of second hand smoke and then proceed to eat a dozen or so POPPY SEED BAGELS :) then you wont have to worry about the POT :)hahahaha

[hapoo]

Originally posted by oblongmelon
you could have just told them you were the victim of second hand smoke and then proceed to eat a dozen or so POPPY SEED BAGELS :) then you wont have to worry about the POT :)hahahaha


yeah, then they'll find both pot and opium in his system.

[DizzyT]

Are poppy seeds really viewed as opium in your blood level? I do tend to eat those for breakfast... hmmm... I wonder if that would skew the results?

[Ice-9]

I think you'd have to eat about 20 bagels in order for it to register meaningfully. But go ahead and try, and let us know if it works!