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this one will not go down in history. it will be unpopular. it will be alone for its short, dismal life. nobody will reply. it will never have a date for a dance. it will never be asked out to the movies. it will never treasure a first kiss. the only time it will go on a date in its youth will be to gain some nice looking thread the title in a dogfight. it will be forced to watch lots of tv, drowning its sorrows in chips and soda. later on in life, it will drown its sorrows in beer, followed by scotch....and later....thunderbird.
this thread hopes that more popular threads, like cruel's best thread, are happy with their vanity and other actions that make life so difficult for the less popular threads.
hapoo
06-02-2001, 12:48 AM
:heh:
nice post
From the mountains of columbia, juan valdez and his trusty mule....
topane
06-02-2001, 06:16 AM
:sad: Man, now I feel like jumping off a bridge...
Burzhui
06-02-2001, 10:09 AM
sad, really sad :(
dammit.. stop it with these useless OT threads... ur just helping hapoo reaching 10000 posts.
If we post useful posts.. then hapoo is too challanged to post anything :D :P hehe
cruelpupet
06-02-2001, 11:44 AM
The Best OT thread promises to take out the Ugly cousin for a nice time...and rent it a hooker.
Anyone here need a job???
Jenny, welfare, Tuvi, Twilight, Crabbie?????
Best OT thread is willing to pay $250 for you to spend the night with the ugly cousin thread.
chrissy
06-02-2001, 01:20 PM
Sorry, talked it over with the hubby, I can't.
hapoo
06-02-2001, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by crabbie
Sorry, talked it over with the hubby, I can't.
ohh come on!!!
how about if we offer you a bunch of amazon.com gift certs??? :naughty:
chrissy
06-02-2001, 02:00 PM
hmmm... well I do have a baby registry of about $500 over there...
Originally posted by cruelpupet
The Best OT thread promises to take out the Ugly cousin for a nice time...and rent it a hooker.
Anyone here need a job???
Jenny, welfare, Tuvi, Twilight, Crabbie?????
Best OT thread is willing to pay $250 for you to spend the night with the ugly cousin thread.
this thread can't believe that you are offering a vain, temporary fix. and the wrong gender, at that.
this thread would like to meet a nice, friendly thread someday. alas, but that may be but a dream. this thread does not want pity or sympathy. this thread would just like to be loved for the beautiful thread that she is on the inside. she longs to be held and kissed. she knows that she can really make some lucky thread happy.
she really has her eye on some of the cute threads over in the got deals forum :naughty: , but feels they may be out of her league.
chrissy
06-02-2001, 04:00 PM
Well, see, that seals it... nope!
cruelpupet
06-03-2001, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by m0j0
...this thread would just like to be loved for the beautiful thread that she is on the inside. she longs to be held and kissed. she knows that she can really make some lucky thread happy.
she really has her eye on some of the cute threads over in the got deals forum :naughty: , but feels they may be out of her league. [/B]
In other words...this thread is fat ugly and has no personality.
Originally posted by cruelpupet
In other words...this thread is fat ugly and has no personality.
*thread runs to room*
"i HAVE a GREAT personality!!!"
*slams door shut*
"you're always putting me down! ALWAYS!!!!"
*grabs bag of chips and shoves a handful in mouth, but not swallowing. a few fall out, unnoticed. shoves face into pillow, sobbing.*
a muffled "why?!?" can be heard through the door.
cruelpupet
06-04-2001, 07:07 PM
*opens Ugly Cousin threads door*
*walks in and says*
It'll all be ok soon enough
*places a razorblad in ugly Threads hand*
*walks out of room, and shuts door behind him*
ArkiStan
06-04-2001, 07:19 PM
*ugly cousin thread starts shaving her legs*
*then thinks*
"I'm a freakin thread for chrissake...I don't have legs"
"WHY!!!!!!!!~"
cruelpupet
06-04-2001, 08:03 PM
*a bunch of popular deal threads break in*
*pull shotguns from their trench coats*
*shoots ugly thread at point blank range*
Yet another Columbine avoided
*popular threads realize that they all have slept with the ugly thread. ashamed that they used her, they all go in the next room, take off their trench coats, and have an all-male orgy in ugly thread's honor*
"nice 'shot gun', bruce," was heard...followed by a slurping sound.
[Edited by m0j0 on 06-04-2001 at 08:26 PM]
cruelpupet
06-04-2001, 10:35 PM
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