Do you whack it? Come on, be honest...

[Twilight]

Tonight I was a little stunned to find out that a male friend of mine claims not to masturbate because: "It's a waste of time and retarded."
I wasn't aware that there were men out there that don't get themselves off.
Anyone else want to claim they don't masturbate?

[eSDee]

That guy is lying to you with a lame excuse like that. A couple legit reasons would be if you are in training for something or your religion prohibits it. He obviously can't come to grips(pun intended) with his sexuality to understand that it is a normal and healthy thing to "take care of yourself". Atleast that's what the former Surgeon General said. :)

[theorangeone]

my ex-boyfriend always said he never masturbated. it was gross, he said. yeah, i'm sure he was telling the truth. he also told me he never looked at porn yet when he had me check his e-mail for him last summer half the e-mails he got were from XXX sites.

[topane]

90% of all men masturbate, the other 10% lie about it.

[cruelpupet]

im not going to deny it....but a friend of mine does....I believe him. He's had a GF since he was 12, and was always active with them. (there were no long term breaks between girls)

[pennypinch]

Just having a girlfriend is certainly not a substitute for choking the bishop, good sirrah.

Agree with the above. Your friend is full of it. We all do, basically because it's there. The only people I know that plausibly couldn't are amputees and eunuchs, and I'm not even sure about the former.

[m0j0]

i thought twilight was gonna say that she wanted to watch.

anyhow, an email full of porn ads is nothing. you get that anyways....it's just spam.

[zenbooty]

All guys do it. If they say they don't, they are either lying, or so repressed you should stay away from them.

Now that that's been cleared up, the $50,000 questions is: How many of the girls out there have experience rubbing the, er, pink button? And whose not chicken to say it? Lets start with you, Twilight, since you were the one cheeky enough to bring up this thread.

[Twilight]

Zen: Yes, of course I masturbate. I even have toys :-)

Mojo: I actually do really enjoy watching.

And I'll also add that I do look at porn. Now are you guys sure I'm still female? haha... I'm not your average woman.

So for all the ladies in the house: How many of you play with toys? And how many look at porn?

BTW: The non-masturbating friend is a Got Apex member. Funny how he hasn't stepped in to defend his point of view.

[Edited by Twilight on 06-11-2001 at 10:29 AM]

[TheLoneGunman]

Twilight, I think of you and that tiara every time I choke my chicken.

[Twilight]

Originally posted by TheLoneGunman
Twilight, I think of you and that tiara every time I choke my chicken.

I'm sure you're not the only one. Whatever gets you off -- doesn't bother me. It's just too bad you don't have the "other" photos.

[Jihforce]

Originally posted by Twilight

Originally posted by TheLoneGunman
Twilight, I think of you and that tiara every time I choke my chicken.

I'm sure you're not the only one. Whatever gets you off -- doesn't bother me. It's just too bad you don't have the "other" photos.

I'm sure its very convenient to be a photographer too huh?
Do you develop for your own film or do you give the guys at the 1 hour photo a thrill and let them develop it for you?

By the way, I'm kidding. :)

[CluelessSi]

Originally posted by TheLoneGunman
Twilight, I think of you and that tiara every time I choke my chicken.



??? there was a pic of twilight on these threads?

errr... funny words u use :P

[m0j0]

Originally posted by Twilight

Originally posted by TheLoneGunman
Twilight, I think of you and that tiara every time I choke my chicken.

I'm sure you're not the only one. Whatever gets you off -- doesn't bother me. It's just too bad you don't have the "other" photos.

that reminds me....who are those other 2 girls, again?

[Twilight]

Originally posted by m0j0
[/B]
that reminds me....who are those other 2 girls, again? [/B][/QUOTE]
WHY does every thread keep reverting to that pic? The other two are friends of mine from when I lived in Washington.

[Inspect-her Gadget]

Spanketh thy monkey and resist shamefulness for thou shalt be restrained from forces of evil whicheth bring upon pain and sorrow

[CluelessSi]

Originally posted by Twilight

Originally posted by m0j0

that reminds me....who are those other 2 girls, again? [/B]
WHY does every thread keep reverting to that pic? The other two are friends of mine from when I lived in Washington. [/B][/QUOTE]

what pic? Guess need to check board more often to know what is going on =P


Hey Twilight, I want to learn to take better photos with my manual as well as autos and digitals, do you have a website that u suggest or are you going to make a quick one to show how to do it? tricks and tips and settings and whatnot? very intrested in photography but too lazy to go to a class

[Twilight]

Originally posted by CluelessSi
[QUOTE]
Hey Twilight, I want to learn to take better photos with my manual as well as autos and digitals, do you have a website that u suggest or are you going to make a quick one to show how to do it? tricks and tips and settings and whatnot? very intrested in photography but too lazy to go to a class
We've already discussed this too. Check back a few weeks.

[CluelessSi]

yea I saw that thread, was wondering if you were going ahead with making a website of some sort. haha just to share you experience and knowledge and of course to show off you skillz =) If you want to make one but dunno how to start or need help I can help on my spare time and/or I am sure many of us here knows how to make a webpage also =)

Heck if I get ambitious can even make a Flash intro for ya =P


btw if you could help me with question i had about my camera flash that be great http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=25546

[cruelpupet]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....


I have all of the Twilight pics!!!!

Including the "other photos"


I'll give you this one for free (http://www.fredonia.edu/STUDENTS/depp5980/gotapex/Twilight.jpg)....but the others will cost $100 per pic, or $250 for the set.


Don't worry twilight...i'll cut you in on the profits.

[for20]

Originally posted by CluelessSi
Hey Twilight, I want to learn to take better photos with my manual as well as autos and digitals, do you have a website that u suggest or are you going to make a quick one to show how to do it? tricks and tips and settings and whatnot? very intrested in photography but too lazy to go to a class

A polarizer[circular for AF cameras] is a wonderfully versatile filter for improving the quality of many shots

[ArkiStan]

Originally posted by cruelpupet
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....


I have all of the Twilight pics!!!!

Including the "other photos"



now talk about freaky....

[mahalo]

Shit-tsu,

My record is 17 times in one day, but being the champion that I am, every day I do my best to try and break my record!

Btw, I am kidding...sort of.

[IntegraTypeR]

Originally posted by theorangeone
my ex-boyfriend always said he never masturbated. it was gross, he said. yeah, i'm sure he was telling the truth. he also told me he never looked at porn yet when he had me check his e-mail for him last summer half the e-mails he got were from XXX sites.

Funny, my ex-boyfriend said the same thing

[cruelpupet]

wow....my personal best was only 14 or 15 times when i was 13

[OC]

Hey guys - ever, umm... "run out"?

-OC

[Speedfreak]

iiii.i.ii aaammnm wwwwwwwwwwwwahhackiinggghh iyt rihgyt now../////..

[MadCool]

Originally posted by Speedfreak
iiii.i.ii aaammnm wwwwwwwwwwwwahhackiinggghh iyt rihgyt now../////..


LOL!!!!

[NiceMann]

LOL good thing about being on the road.....get to stay in hotels (nice clean towels) and porn stores everywhere. Plus you don't have to worry about running into people you know when visiting those fine stores. :)

~NiceMann

[chrissy]

Originally posted by NiceMann
LOL good thing about being on the road.....get to stay in hotels (nice clean towels) and porn stores everywhere. Plus you don't have to worry about running into people you know when visiting those fine stores. :)

~NiceMann

OMG!!!! that was you in the Aladdin!!! The one that was messing around in the women's clothing!!

[zenbooty]

Originally posted by overclocked
Hey guys - ever, umm... "run out"?

-OC

Dude, that's like finding the philosopher's stone.

[m0j0]

the philosopher's stone is after you fight the gladiator statue with the thor hammer deal that bangs it on the ground and damages you if you're in the wake. open the door to the left of the hall (as you exit), go down the slide, go get the last rose of the level at the end of the spikes, come back, and get the stone.

[Chinpoko_Mon]

If porn actors are any indication, you can never really run out...

[zenbooty]

Originally posted by m0j0
the philosopher's stone is after you fight the gladiator statue with the thor hammer deal that bangs it on the ground and damages you if you're in the wake. open the door to the left of the hall (as you exit), go down the slide, go get the last rose of the level at the end of the spikes, come back, and get the stone.

Wha?

[Loosah]

Originally posted by Chinpoko_Mon
If porn actors are any indication, you can never really run out...

Actually after watching a "documentary" on the biz, I learned they use Pina Colada mix when that occurs.

[Jihforce]

Originally posted by Loosah

Originally posted by Chinpoko_Mon
If porn actors are any indication, you can never really run out...

Actually after watching a "documentary" on the biz, I learned they use Pina Colada mix when that occurs.



Man, now I won't ever see Pina Colada mix the same way.
THANKS!

[IntegraTypeR]

yikes... pina colada will never be the same again

[Chinpoko_Mon]

Originally posted by Loosah

Originally posted by Chinpoko_Mon
If porn actors are any indication, you can never really run out...

Actually after watching a "documentary" on the biz, I learned they use Pina Colada mix when that occurs.



what was the title of the "documentary", 101 ways to use Pina Colada?

[oblongmelon]

Originally posted by Loosah

Originally posted by Chinpoko_Mon
If porn actors are any indication, you can never really run out...

Actually after watching a "documentary" on the biz, I learned they use Pina Colada mix when that occurs.



DEAR GAWD..she's like a phoenix rising from the ashes..welcome back Loosah :)!

[Inspect-her Gadget]

"The first one to WHACK IT, gets a free squishie" -Apu

[jujubees]

Funny gag site ... I hope :umm:

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/index.html

[hapoo]

OMG!!!!
Is this site for real?????? roflmao :heh:

[Doomer]

It takes at least ten minutes (on average) for a man to masturbate.

Let's Do The Numbers

134,349,027 men in the United States x 3 whack-offs/week
= 403,047,081 whack-offs/week

6 ten-minute-periods/hour x 24 hours/day x 7days/week
= 1,008 ten-minute-periods/week

403,047,081 whack-offs/week / 1,008 ten-minute-periods/week
= 399,848 whack-offs/ten-minute-period

399,848 whack-offs/ten-minute-period x 98% (Kinsey Factor)
= 391,851 whack-offs/ten-minute-period

Conclusion

At any given moment (on average), 391,851 men in the United States are whacking-off.

So be careful who you shake hands with!

[Twilight]

Some quotes from the site:

If we outlaw dildos and require that all sausages, cucumbers and carrots be sold pre-sliced, we will make it much easier for the women among us to resist the temptation to Masturbate.

Any person caught touching his or her genitals without a solid, medically-approved
reason should be imprisoned in a boot camp. We will teach our children that God did not give us genitals for entertainment.

Are there semen stains on your son's bed sheets or underwear? There's only one way they could have gotten there! Line up all of your sons at
least twice a day for a family Prayer Meeting and Underwear Check!

Put boxing gloves on your children's hands at bedtime. Boxing gloves are pretty hard to take off without someone's help. If you do this you can
sleep soundly, knowing that your children aren't touching themselves in an impure way.

[Burzhui]

I dunno guys i have a girl but i have to wack it at least once a day.

[IrishSS]

Wha? 10 minutes? Hmmm... gotta work on the stamina...

[Y2J]

Originally posted by Twilight
Some quotes from the site:
Any person caught touching his or her genitals without a solid, medically-approved
reason should be imprisoned in a boot camp. We will teach our children that God did not give us genitals for entertainment.


What aboot an itch?!?

[Tuvi]

mojo likes to talk about "tandem dildos"...

[topane]

Originally posted by Twilight
Put boxing gloves on your children's hands at bedtime. Boxing gloves are pretty hard to take off without someone's help. If you do this you can sleep soundly, knowing that your children aren't touching themselves in an impure wayOh, come on. Just a little lube in the palm of the glove, and away you go! :laugh:

[Edited by topane on 06-13-2001 at 05:37 AM]

[topane]

http://www.jackinworld.com