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chrissy
06-13-2001, 01:18 PM
10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.
8. Crying can be fun.
7. FAT CLOTHES.
6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced
lunch.
5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be
considered a peak life experience.
4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is
next to impossible.
2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten
minutes.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:
1. OTHER WOMEN!
Jenny
06-13-2001, 01:29 PM
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
oblongmelon
06-13-2001, 02:04 PM
and why is it that when your kids bring home (or brought home in my case) the wierdest little do-hickeys from school you display them all over the house for everyone to see, like you were displaying a picasso, does your husband wonder why you get pissed when he said..what is that crap on the bookshelf??? Men will just NEVER GET it..NEVER..LONG LIVE THE CODE..AND THE SISTERHOOD :)

(and only us gals know what THE CODE is..and no matter how hard ya try fella's, you're not going to find it online:) )
Jenny
06-13-2001, 02:18 PM
So true. :)
styleee
06-13-2001, 02:45 PM
so, i'm totally not into being sterotyped, but all of those things are true.

except for number 2, cause i never talk on the phone.
maggiebirdie
06-17-2001, 08:07 AM
hahahaha
ArkiStan
06-17-2001, 05:50 PM
LMAO HAHAHA!!!!! :laugh: .......... wait...huh?
ShawnLee
06-18-2001, 10:05 PM
Thats funny...

Fortunately none of the chicks I know are laughing since if they did know, they'd probably beat the living crap out of me... Not cool...
Nanotech9
06-19-2001, 05:12 AM
if a guy gets a sex change, will he then understand "THE CODE"...?!?!?!?!

you know, guys a a "code" too... but i can't remember what it is.
ironchef
06-19-2001, 06:07 AM
Originally posted by Nanotech9
if a guy gets a sex change, will he then understand "THE CODE"...?!?!?!?!

you know, guys a a "code" too... but i can't remember what it is.
heh, yeah, it's called "rationalism" :laugh: