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06-17-2001, 11:30 PM
In a recent interview. Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer was quoted as saying: "Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everyting it touches."
The medical researchers at Beaker-Bunsen took up the challenge to carefully dissect Ballmer's statement. They discovered that there was indeed medical precedent for calling Limnux a cancer.
We asked them what the medical equivalent would be for Windows. "Tourette Syndrome, of course." they replied.
The medical researchers at Beaker-Bunsen took up the challenge to carefully dissect Ballmer's statement. They discovered that there was indeed medical precedent for calling Limnux a cancer.
We asked them what the medical equivalent would be for Windows. "Tourette Syndrome, of course." they replied.