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Burzhui
07-04-2001, 05:54 AM
HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE?
No hidden meanings, exactly how do you want to leave this life?
*Oh yea i am not trying to start a cult where we a ll have to wear tennish shoes and drink bleach, where we would have praise me as the master and the lord for all eternity... or until we drink bleach*
as they said in futurama, by Snu-Snu
Burzhui
07-04-2001, 08:28 PM
that would be a fun death, first the beautiful women then the large women then the petite women and then everybody all together
leemaj
07-05-2001, 01:23 AM
If you are starting a cult, can we wear bubble suits and stuff like in Dude Wheres my car (funny, yet one of the most retarded films ive seen...twice)
Grimm
07-05-2001, 08:59 AM
Alex, I'm going to take "Old Age" at 500.
pennypinch
07-05-2001, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by evilcyclops
Alex, I'm going to take "Old Age" at 500.
Hell's no! I remain comitted to my motto, "Live fast, die young, and leave a pretty corpse."
Living a long time is just not of interest to me. When my body starts to break down, my mind starts to go, and my wife and I have nothing left to talk about, I don't call that living; that's waiting to die.
So, death by Snu-snu when I'm, say, 55.
zenbooty
07-05-2001, 09:34 AM
In a foreign land, surrounded by strangers.
If I live to be 45, I've done something wrong.
jase71
07-05-2001, 09:49 AM
I want to die in a hail of bullets, in a violent car crash at the end of a long high speed pursuit by the officers of the State Patrol and several neighboring counties. Preferably after having robbed a large bank, or an armored car, or perhaps shoplifted some chewing gum.
In my sleep wouldn't be a bad way to go either, I guess.
:)
Ice-9
07-05-2001, 10:44 AM
I want to die driving while driving very, very fast. I always drive fast, so when I'm too old for my reflexes to handle it, it's time to go.
jstreet
07-05-2001, 10:49 AM
I wish for great numbers of capital letters as seen in the subject line of this post to fall and crush me...
jujubees
07-05-2001, 11:50 AM
If I were surrounded by all of the men in the Hot Guys threads, I'd probably die on the spot :D
Jenny
07-05-2001, 11:53 AM
jujubees, you aren't a kiddin! ;)
...of old age....with the princess....
better than: in the study, with the lead pipe
Burzhui
07-05-2001, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by pennypinch
Originally posted by evilcyclops
Alex, I'm going to take "Old Age" at 500.
Hell's no! I remain comitted to my motto, "Live fast, die young, and leave a pretty corpse."
Living a long time is just not of interest to me. When my body starts to break down, my mind starts to go, and my wife and I have nothing left to talk about, I don't call that living; that's waiting to die.
So, death by Snu-snu when I'm, say, 55.
Jenny i am sooo with you on that one, die young and pretty, then old and wrinkly :)
leemaj
07-06-2001, 02:06 AM
i am post #15, so this is now flaming hot, haha. i think people will kill me for posting just for that, i guess ill die that way!
Bladderman
07-06-2001, 02:13 AM
by Zenbooty's response. Why in a strange land surrounded by strangers?
I don't know what,... for myself. But definitely trying for something worthwhile. Flash of glory? *haha*
-B
Mighty Man
07-06-2001, 03:15 AM
Definitely sexual exhaustion.
topane
07-06-2001, 05:55 AM
I would like to be beaten to death by aboriginies wielding dixie cups
oblongmelon
07-06-2001, 06:40 AM
I vote for jujubee's version. :)
Doomer
07-06-2001, 09:11 AM
Choke to death on a camel toe. :D
Grimm
07-06-2001, 09:24 AM
Well I never started off that good looking, but the older I get the better I look. So I figure I might just as well hang around as long as possable. I'm hoping that science will be able to stop the aging process soon. That way I can live for a few hundred years while only looking middle aged.
And as I have not been able to watch Futurama in like, forever, what is Snu-Snu?
wrkngirl
07-06-2001, 10:48 AM
Snu-Snu is what happens when two or more horny individuals find a space to get on with their wild selves... :)
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