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07-12-2001, 09:26 AM
I was having a conversation with this dude and this hot chick yesterday when one of us let go a silent killer. The chick looks at me and backs away. I DIDN'T DO IT !!!!!
The dude later admited it was him and laughed like hell over me taking the blame. I was pissed.
Anyone ever been the victim of public flatulance ?
07-12-2001, 10:09 AM
My friends and I intentionally embarass each other by farting in crowded places and then quickly blocking our noses and turning to each other and loudly saying, "Jesus christ dude!! What the hell?!" or "c'man man!! don't do that!!" We've all done it to each other so many times that it's not even embarassing anymore. But it still sucks when you accidently fart loudly and there's no friend to blame...
07-12-2001, 11:13 AM
depends on the crowd....friends..definitely LOUD...
but strangers with a few friends, i'd go silent.
a few days ago, I was at my sister's place, watching tv w/ her & her roomate. The coors light comercial comes on (one where 2 guyz are sitting on a couch, one says ready for a cold one, the other says yeah....polar bear and snow comes falling from the sky...these comercials suck).
Well, i hope you all know this comercial...at the end the bear is sitting in between the two guyz on the couch and the bear goes to the guy, pull my paw. Right as he says that, I lose control, and a loud one comes out=P
I start cracking up, and more comes out....=P
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