Bill Gates Joke..

[Speedfreak]

Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him, "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured.

He then takes him to a massive colosseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.

Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."

"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room.

Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.

"That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all?"

"That's what everyone thinks," snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't."

"What about the PC?"

"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys."

"Which three?"

"Control, Alt and Delete."

[speedracer120]

ROFLMAO

[CluelessSi]

LOL

[Chinpoko_Mon]

but the blonde still has a mouth right?

or did "hole" cover pretty all of the important ones?

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by Chinpoko_Mon
but the blonde still has a mouth right?

or did "hole" cover pretty all of the important ones?

That's what i was thinking, and with the computer you can always restart it manually, plus i am pretty sure he knows something about windows and i am sure that microsoft and hell are on the same LAN, so he would contact the programers and reprogram windows to reboot with some other keys.... but that's just my oppinion :)

[Ice-9]

Originally posted by Burzhui
i am sure that microsoft and hell are on the same LAN, so he would contact the programers and reprogram windows to reboot with some other keys....


:heh:
Hahahahahahhaaha...[wipes tears from eyes]...oh man, I'm such a dork...

:D

[Windsor]

Is it me, or aren't Luficer and Satan supposed to be one and the same? Split personality?

[Nija]

Originally posted by Windsor
Is it me, or aren't Luficer and Satan supposed to be one and the same? Split personality?

Lucifer is the Fallen Angel.
Satan is the Jewish Devil.
There are about 100 different "Top-Level" Daemons.

[renots]

..Bill won't be going to hell; he stil has plenty of time to do the right thing

;0)

[attgig]

what, disband microsoft, and replace windows with Microsoft Linux??? (dang that sounds weird....)
and Ice-9, i'm with you man.....gosh i'm such a dork :-P

[ApltnHkyMutt]

Would Bill atleast have a mouse? because if he did alls you need to do is go to start. shutdown. and restart

[Speedfreak]

Originally posted by ApltnHkyMutt
Would Bill atleast have a mouse? because if he did alls you need to do is go to start. shutdown. and restart

Now when you have to shut down a program that f'ed up. Or when it stalls and cntrl+Alt+del still works. ;)

[Nanotech9]

actually, lucifer adn satan are one and the same... did everyone forget the blonde still has hands and t&a? :naughty: