Friday the 13th

[IntegraTypeR]

:eek3: Has anyone had anything unlucky happen yet?

[Twilight]

I woke up at 12:30pm... too early.

[Chinpoko_Mon]

Originally posted by IntegraTypeR
:eek3: Has anyone had anything unlucky happen yet?
yeah, I had to come to work.

[plutarcho]

If I don't stop screwing around reading this board and get my work done, things will be very unlucky for me!

[Jihforce]

My coworker bought me lunch...I wonder if she's expecting me to put out or something...hmmmm....:hmm:

[Grimm]

Unlucky?!?
Friday the 13ths are LUCKY days. My luck just sucks on all the days that are not Friday the 13ths.

[Ice-9]

Nothing so far [knock on plastic-laminated desk substance]. Actually, it's been a really good past 48 hours, so I'm hoping it'll carry right on through to the weekend!

[IntegraTypeR]

my day has been pretty unremarkable so far ... but, then again, the "shit's hit the fan" at the end of every work day earlier this week. :(

[Nanotech9]

2 tickets in 20 mins? i would say thats unlucky.

[[BH]Thorn]

Only one bad thing today... One of my co-workers basically announced in a meeting that she had 'gotten some'.. Now, this employee is a descendant of the Ooompa Loompa's, without the green skin and orange hair (or was is orange hair and green skin.. I have trouble with long term memory :)). The last thing I wanted was for my wandering brain to come up with any visuals and ruin any chance of good masturbation for the remainder of my life, so I tried to avoid conversing (ie. laughing at making fun of etc) about this. Shortly before leaving for home, all set for a Friday night of bongs, JD and Counter-Strike (yes I have no life), a female co-worker asked if I understood why she was telling everyone to send this freshly banged employee an email saying 'Congratulations', (It's only been hours, but we haven't been sued yet :)), I said yes but I don't need details.. and she said.. "Aww cmon.. don't you want to imagine her backin' that thing up"

Case Closed - I'm ruined for life

[coleslaw]

Oh shit!!!!!! I just drank my 13th beer!! Something very bad is going to happen unless I have my 14th as soon as possible!! Man, it's not even 11 pm yet and I'm already on my way to being drunk. Nice, eh?? :D

[mojo]

well, i couldn't turn the ignition in my car far enough to start it. that is to say...i just couldn't turn the key to drive it. so i had to call a tow truck.

i dunno if i told y'all this, but my car broke down last yr on the way to santana (i believe i did tell that one) on friday the 13th of october. i had the princess with me that time. this time...all alone. i towed her then, too.

next fri the 13, i think i'll walk.

[revil]

I lost $1600 to the man.

[welfareloser]

NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!


it is now safe to say that, for once, i escaped unscathed...

[wrkngirl]

All I know is that if the waitress had been named Doris I'd be married today...
though don't know if that was Friday the 13th or the marathon happy hour that did me in...

[ApltnHkyMutt]

I had a friend comit suicide! in his garadge and left himself to be found by his wife.... not cool!

[theorangeone]

i had an awesome awesome friday the 13th. got a 12% raise and a cash bonus right before i left work for a week of vacation. my plane leaving boston was only 1/2 hour late, which from boston, means basically on time. yay!

[Ice-9]

Ahh yes, it caught up with me. Just delayed itself by 2 days.

Oh, and girls suck. Any of you who may be reading this, don't take it personally, just explain to me the rationale behind breaking up with somebody because you like them too much.

[IntegraTypeR]

Originally posted by [BH]Thorn
a female co-worker asked if I understood why she was telling everyone to send this freshly banged employee an email saying 'Congratulations', (It's only been hours, but we haven't been sued yet :)), I said yes but I don't need details.. and she said.. "Aww cmon.. don't you want to imagine her backin' that thing up"


now why would you want to send someone a congratulatory email saying "yes, congrats, you too can get banged." eck ... now i am getting nasty visuals :2far:

[IntegraTypeR]

Originally posted by Ice-9
Ahh yes, it caught up with me. Just delayed itself by 2 days.

Oh, and girls suck. Any of you who may be reading this, don't take it personally, just explain to me the rationale behind breaking up with somebody because you like them too much.

oh no .. sorry to hear that :(

[mojo]

Originally posted by Ice-9
Ahh yes, it caught up with me. Just delayed itself by 2 days.

Oh, and girls suck. Any of you who may be reading this, don't take it personally, just explain to me the rationale behind breaking up with somebody because you like them too much.

that blows. well, maybe she likes you enough that she wants to be with you forever, but doesnt think that is reasonable. maybe she thinks it wouldnt work out. or maybe she is afraid of commitment.

[Grimm]

Maybe all women are insane?

I got dumped yesterday. At a Family Fun Center, just after blowing $46 on two all day passes (well, a 25 dollar gift certificate and 21 cash).

Who else got dupmed in the past week?

[Burzhui]

Not maybe,
All women are in fact insane.... we just have to deal with them