does not read Got|Apex!

[mojo]

i may be wrong, but i have this theory that shirley manson does not read G|A! i have actually pondered this theory for a while before actually stating it here. she certainly has the class and intelligence to visit such a site, and even post in the forums. she would be a wonderful contributor, and i think we could all learn from her. however, she may be off doing rich people things, such as: driving fast cars, tanning on the beach, world travel, and maybe even more mundane things, as we saw mr malkovich do in "being john malkovich." she simply may not have the time to visit here.

i have similar theories regarding:
jack nicholson
winona ryder
anthony kiedis
clint eastwood
brian setzer
the guy that cut my hair yesterday (not the rich stuff)
john popper
ted kennedy
jewel kilcher (well, maybe)
pete townsend
cuba gooding, jr
sinead o'connor
kd lang
denis leary


conversely, i think kevin bacon and bridget fonda visit regularly. i am just waiting for proof.

[M_A_C]

Originally posted by mojorisin
tanning on the beach

That girl has never even seen a ray of light from the sun, let alone tanned.

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by M_A_C

Originally posted by mojorisin
tanning on the beach

That girl has never even seen a ray of light from the sun, let alone tanned.

i dunno, dude... you don't know how pale she was before tanning.

maybe she was transparent.