President in your Pocket: only $3.95

[verve247]

Now you can be like big business. Own George W. and boy he sure is cheap.

http://www.pocketpresident.com/

[TheLoneGunman]

You can actually print it for FREE:

http://www.witcity.com/pocketpresident/pocketpresident.pdf

Just like printing money -- without the hefty 20 year prison term!

[the_dude8]

thanks thelonegunman.