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chrissy
08-25-2001, 02:14 PM
And you don't have the dinner cooked, the kids bathed, the floors swept, the animals neutered... well you get my point.

http://www.amused.com/amusements/shockwavethings/excuse_generator/index.php
welfareloser
08-25-2001, 03:34 PM
hahaha... sweet. i use a few of these and someone's gonna start feeding me the GOOOOD drugs...
DoPeY5007
08-25-2001, 04:00 PM
hahahah I got Scratch my sunburn butt.....
Nanotech9
08-25-2001, 04:45 PM
http://nanotech9.dhs.org:1088/images/fuzzymom.gif
\/\/|ZarD
08-25-2001, 10:13 PM
hehehehe... I love that link.

I have been clicking start stop non stop for the last 20mins. One of my favorites was "Drink my Husky Toenails"

Does this work on girls too or is it only for use on stupid men?
\/\/|ZarD
08-25-2001, 10:21 PM
http://www.hwextreme.com/images/Excuse.gif

New funniest one (at least in my mind)
ProMinx
08-26-2001, 10:29 PM
"Eat my Broken Inncer Child"
ProMinx
08-26-2001, 10:38 PM
okay...this is getting obscene

"Rock my Filthy Butt"
"Analyze my Slimy Hamster"
"Pop my Frozen Grandma" (that was uncalled for)
"Climb my Fuzzy Sister"

and the best ever...(drumroll please)
"Hide my Sticky Underpants"

ProMinx
coleslaw
08-26-2001, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by ProMinx
"Pop my Frozen Grandma" (that was uncalled for)They had to cater to all of the necropheliacs out there. Come out, come out wherever you are!
apmiller
08-27-2001, 01:58 PM
Jump my Lumpy Pretzel...um...nevermind...

Wrestle my Sleepy Mailman...because I just don't have anything better to do.

Wrestle my Upset Sausage...that's just wrong!

Punch my Slimy Yak...okay I'm out of here!
\/\/|ZarD
08-27-2001, 02:01 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am really starting to like the GGD section of the G|A? forums... none of the battles that now plague the rest of the G|A? forums... it's peace tranquility and lots of fun...

I hope you girls don't mind if I stick around
Jenny
08-27-2001, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by \/\/|ZarD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am really starting to like the GGD section of the G|A? forums... none of the battles that now plague the rest of the G|A? forums... it's peace tranquility and lots of fun...

I hope you girls don't mind if I stick around

Heck no! Everyone is welcome here! :)
Nette
08-27-2001, 02:28 PM
It's nice the guys can have fun in here too- hi apmiller!
ProMinx
08-27-2001, 06:36 PM
woohoo! no gender bias!

Hi girls. [Dirty Italian]How you doin'?[/Dirty Italian] (followed by a wink and a little finger-gun point)
jujubees
08-27-2001, 11:14 PM
lose my crazy pills

crabbie and Jen, I thought you wouldn't tell anyone :eek3:
chrissy
08-27-2001, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by jujubees
lose my crazy pills

crabbie and Jen, I thought you wouldn't tell anyone :eek3:

I didn't!! I swear! It was GAM!
Got Apex Moderator
08-28-2001, 08:45 AM
Yes, it was me. <evil laugh> Don't ever doubt the power of the GAM.
Nija
09-23-2001, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by Got Apex Moderator
Yes, it was me. <evil laugh> Don't ever doubt the power of the GAM.

*jaw drops open*

WHOA!!!! THE GAM has a personality!!!

Nija
welfareloser
09-25-2001, 06:57 AM
Originally posted by Nija


*jaw drops open*

WHOA!!!! THE GAM has a personality!!!

Nija

:heh: ... no, GAM just installed the personality software that mysterX uses...
Nija
09-30-2001, 10:36 PM
ROFLMAO

I almost spit my mudslide all over the monitor...

*still chuckling*

oh...

Nija