Funny pictures/captions from the news

[TheLoneGunman]

http://i.eimg.com/img/feeds/ap/condit/missing/woman/20010826/wx103_full.jpg

My client's (Gary Condit) balls are THIS BIG because he thinks he really pulled a fast one during the Connie Chung interview

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http://i.eimg.com/img/feeds/r/bush/20010826/swp05d_full.jpg

Whoops! My advisors told me I bought I Texas Rangers

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http://i.eimg.com/img/feeds/ap/bush/20010826/saw104_full.jpg

It's the White House Chinette

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http://i.eimg.com/img/feeds/ap/clinton/trading/cards/20010810/lr105_full.jpg

Almost anyone can get the second base (and further) with this athlete

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http://i.eimg.com/img/feeds/ap/paula/poundstone/20010827/xla102_full.jpg

Hey little girl, can I offer you some candy?

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http://i.eimg.com/img/feeds/r/politics/florida/20010808/was297d_full.jpg

Why makeup companies are doing well in this economy.

[Sir_Froggy]

lol those are so funny i really liked the first one

[Markel]

Hmmm...looks like the Pres. didn't want coleslaw with that. But the guy with him did.

[apmiller]

Damn, that last picture is going to give me nightmares for a lllloooooooonnnnnnggggggg time...

[coleslaw]

Originally posted by Markel
Hmmm...looks like the Pres. didn't want coleslaw with that. But the guy with him did.

[Macho Man Randy Savage]Ooooohhh.... Mr. Bush, you're goin' down!!! Oooooohhh yeah!![/Macho Man]

[TheLoneGunman]

http://i.eimg.com/img/feeds/ap/us/russia/20010802/wx109_full.jpg

I did NOT make hot monkey-love with that man, Mr. Bush!

[ironchef]

Originally posted by TheLoneGunman
I did NOT make hot monkey-love with that man, Mr. Bush!
*snort* I swear I read that as "make honkey-love with that man" doh!

[coleslaw]

http://www.cnn.com/2001/LAW/08/27/smith.condit.charges/story.smith.jpg
I made Gary Condit Mile High Club member #34562... or did I?

[coleslaw]

http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/08/27/powerball/story.edwards.jpg

Reporter: You just won the PowerBall jackpot! What are you going to do with all of that money?

Unemployed man: Duuuuuuh... I'm gonna buy me a double-wide trailer home and a brand-new extended-cab pick-up! Maybe a Dodge - them'r nice! I've always wanted one of those! uhh-huh-uhh-huh!

[Sir_Froggy]

ahahahah :heh: those are soooo hilarious coleslaw lol

[coleslaw]

http://www.cnn.com/2001/TRAVEL/NEWS/08/28/india.transportstrike.ap/banner.ap.jpg

Have you tried a big bowl of chili and a few burritos? That might do the trick!

[Burzhui]

For the George Bush with the plate picture:
"Please Sir, may i have some more" :)

[oblongmelon]

Why the hell is he eating hot dogs with no buns?

[Nanotech9]

maybe hes like me - i dont like dog buns either....

or maybe he like dogs an chilly...

[coleslaw]

He likes the beans above the frank!


Frank and Beans! Frank and Beans! :heh:

[TheLoneGunman]

Originally posted by oblongmelon
Why the hell is he eating hot dogs with no buns?

You should be greatful that it is the President that is eating his own weiner.

Think about all the trouble Clinton had when he delegated it to someone else...