Babies down wells...

[pennypinch]

Since apparently we have to re-qualify as G|A posters by putting up an inane poll...

Ripped right of the Boston Sports Guy's most recent column:

"I was just sitting here listening to the news when it occurred to me that the rash of children falling down wells has completely ended. How is that possible? It is that we are making less wells? Putting up fences around wells? Are children just getting smarter? I don't think it's any of those -- I think kids are still falling down wells, it's just that we don't give a damn anymore."

So which is it?

[g222leav]

i think after that simpsons episode where bart throws his...nevermind, (you guys had better know this episode)...anyways, after the simpsons, i don't people can believe in the validity of someone falling down a well anymore. seriously, if you want to get lost and not be found, just fall down a well

[coleslaw]

The underground baby snatchers have not been meeting their yearly quota, so to make up for this, alien baby snatcher have been abducting babies from their homes and replacing them with canned hams. It's surprising that many parents never notice that something is different about their child. Sure, they still smell like poop, but you can only ignore the shiny metal for so long!