Britney got hitched

[Loki]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13992782 :bawl: Oh well....though I have to say that whole thing about them being virgins is a crock of sh$%! No way you can stay off each other being two teenagers with money living alone. Besides it's Britney!! Gimme a break. :P

[irwin]

I think I know what's my new favorite online British newspaper :naughty:.

[Burzhui]

hold up the sun is a tabloid is it not?
So i don't beieve it

[coleslaw]

A studio insider said: "He borrowed one of his mother's rings and gave it to Britney.

"It was a little tight, so she's wearing it around her neck for now. They have a jeweller in mind in Chicago they want to work with and Britney wants to design a ring specially."

Britney later looked relaxed as she went for a spin around Los Angeles in a new £140,000 Lamborghini Diablo.

What the heck is up with this? He gives her a ring he borrowed from his mom? And it is too small, so she has to wear it around her neck? hahaha, what a putz! If you are dating someone for that long, you had better know what her ring size is! Plus, if you are a rich performer, you had better have the cash for a nice ring to give to her right away! I don't care if she wants to design the ring herself! That is something that should be left for the wedding ring itself, not the engagement ring!

And now britney has a new Diablo?? Gah!! She just got a new Porche not too long ago, and she couldn't even figure out how to turn it off!

[Burzhui]

who said you should know her finger size?
i've been with my girl for 2 years and i have no idea what it is

[Burzhui]

oh yea and the diablo.... i dunno why she would need a diablo, or even want it for that matter. She wouldn't know what the hell to do with it, plus those things come in Manual only so please tell me... why and why

[coleslaw]

This really isn't true, is it? :hmm:

[Jihforce]

Originally posted by Burzhui
who said you should know her finger size?
i've been with my girl for 2 years and i have no idea what it is

If you ever plan to marry her, you should.

Oh well, they might as well be hitched, I was getting kind of tired of her claims of being a "virgin". After this, we all know she won't be. :P

[IntegraTypeR]

actually, you design both the wedding and engagement ring since its a set

[coleslaw]

Oh yeah... thanks, I forgot about that part. hehe, you can tell that I am not thinking about getting engaged in the next few days! :D

[Jenny]

Didn't they just get engaged, not married??

[topane]

Dammit, she's mine, I tell ya

[Burzhui]

No you don't understand, she will still be a virgin, even after the first born, she will still claim to be a virgin...

But in any case i am 99.99999999999999% sure that it's not true.

And about the whole virgin thing, my friends cousin works as a room service dude in the PLAZA hotel in NYC, so britney and justin were staying there and ordered food to be brought in 2 hours from the time that the call was placed, and when he brought up the fod he said that justin came out in nothing but a towel, but it's not like it was after a shower cause he was completely dry, and when the dude tried to bring the cart into the room justin stoped him and said that he got it, and just gave the dude a tip and closed the door, so there was hanky panky going on there :naughty:

[stupidzbu]

i believe that the n sync guy is a virgin...

he looks like a fruit cake type... that would do anything the woman tells him to do...

and hence.. would probably want to wait for that one special girl..

(not that there is anything wrong with that.. it is what i did... but i'm not a fruit cake like the n sync guy is :P )

but there is *NO* way britney is a virgin...

she has whore written all over her...

virgins tend to be... closed.. to certain types of clothing... real conservative because they haven't been exposed...

they don't go to awards wearing a see-through top and no bra... with only the nipples closed exposing the sides of your recently enlarged breasts....

let alone wear those hot pants she always wears... or dress up as a school girl cause it's kinky

virgins don't know what kinky IS... until they experienced stuff

( i know.. i've been with 2 virgins so far... and they are just dumbfounded at first.. then they bust out the fun stuff)

[The Happy Squirrel]

who cares

i ant stand her
i find her and her music very annoying
o well

[hapoo]

ehh, big deal, I give'm a year and a half. :P

[sbp]

[covers up Passwirds eyes}

Maybe Britney is one of those born again virgins. :shifty:

[coleslaw]

Originally posted by hapoo
ehh, big deal, I give'm a year and a half
hapoo, are you looking to be her rebound fling after that year and a half? :hihi:

[hapoo]

Originally posted by coleslaw

hapoo, are you looking to be her rebound fling after that year and a half? :hihi:


Me, wait a year and a half?? hah
I'm going to be the reason they break up :hihi: :D

[oblongmelon]

Originally posted by sbp
[covers up Passwirds eyes}

Maybe Britney is one of those born again virgins. :shifty:

this is the funniest thing I've heard in ages.

[ProMinx]

Originally posted by DarkFury
Too bad I can't "hitch" her to the back of my bumper and drag her down the street ala "National Lampoon's Family Vacation"...

(BTW, I'm just kiddin'...) :hehehmm:

Thank god that someone agrees with me in this thread! Let's all join in a resounding yell of "I just don't give a f**k!"

ProMinx

[TheLoneGunman]

The link is gone.

I think the story was a fake.