You can indeed buy friends (on Ebay) starting at $0.25

[TheLoneGunman]

Looks like this guy is getting popular though:

http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1632034067

[Nija]

That's friggin hilarious!!

I especially like the GQ-wannabe picture of himself at the end.

Poster boy for the aryan nation ;P

I still liked the Selling my virginity on ebay one ;P

Nija

[ArkiStan]

He should have made it a dutch auction. that way more than one person could have the previlage to be this wonderful boy's friend.

[Nija]

but then he couldn't be one person's dedicated friend (with the Whole 10 emials a year, 2 hand written letters, and the all important *1* phone call).

Some one might actually have to share their newly found (and paid for) friend...

Nija

[ProMinx]

he has horrible posture...

i guess the shut-ins did need some sort of friend.

ProMinx

[IntegraTypeR]

you've got to be kidding me. that is absolutely crazy. maybe the picture of himself is supposed to entice ppl or something but he just looks like a geek to me.:P

[Grimm]

You are all just jealous because you didn't think of it first. If he can find about 100 losers who will pay $50 for his letters etc, he will make about $5000 with about $1000 expenses (postage, labor, stationary, and phone). He can just write the letter once and personalize it with Word by making it a form letter. If he can find 1000 losers he has a steady income. You all know that there are millions of losers out there, don't you?

[wrkngirl]

If a friend goes for $11.73, how much would a dedicated girlfriend be? I'm thinking Christmas money here.... ;)

[Blu]

Originally posted by wrkngirl
If a friend goes for $11.73, how much would a dedicated girlfriend be? I'm thinking Christmas money here.... ;)
Depends on how dedicated the girl would be...


TBG

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by evilcyclops
You are all just jealous because you didn't think of it first. If he can find about 100 losers who will pay $50 for his letters etc, he will make about $5000 with about $1000 expenses (postage, labor, stationary, and phone). He can just write the letter once and personalize it with Word by making it a form letter. If he can find 1000 losers he has a steady income. You all know that there are millions of losers out there, don't you?

it does say handwritten letters :)

[IntegraTypeR]

I can't believe that the auction went that high! :confused:

[IrishSS]

Originally posted by wrkngirl
If a friend goes for $11.73, how much would a dedicated girlfriend be? I'm thinking Christmas money here.... ;)

I'll give ya $11.74, and maybe a bonus around christmas if you're really naughty...

[Grimm]

Originally posted by Burzhui


it does say handwritten letters :)

But it doesn't say how long the handwritten part is. It could be one line. There are too many ways to work this.
Now there is also the chance he is doing this as a sociology project.

[wrkngirl]

There are quite a few places that will let you submit your handwriting samples and they will convert them into fonts. That solves the handwriting dilemna...

[Tuvi]

hey he kinda looks like prominx if you take away the glasses.

[GraingerGuy]

He kinda looks like that REALLY white guy in Me, Myself and Irene..:)

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by IntegraTypeR
I can't believe that the auction went that high! :confused:

Well it was an AOLer that won :heh:

[Grimm]

Originally posted by dopey5007


Well it was an AOLer that won :heh:

Figures.
I assume you are using the term "won" losely.
:P

[Burzhui]

what is this world comming to :sad: :sad:

[maggiebirdie]

:rolleyes:
Just goes to show people will truly buy anything.

[Speedfreak]

Originally posted by GraingerGuy
He kinda looks like that REALLY white guy in Me, Myself and Irene..:)

Liar, ProMinx wasn't in that movie. :rolleyes:

[Tuvi]

maybe we should try to sell passwird.

[Speedfreak]

Originally posted by Tuvi
maybe we should try to sell passwird.

Ya, that G|A? brand on his ass has got to be worth something. :D