Hurray Beer!

[mojo]

i love that commercial for red stripe. for those of you that havent heard it (radio ad) it goes something like this:

(narrator has jamaican accent)
guy 1 "red stripe! it's BEER! the beer with the red stripe on the bottle. and why is there a red stripe on the bottle? (to friend) hey, jimmy...why is there a red stripe on the bottle?"

jimmy "because the beer is called 'red stripe.'"

guy 1 "and why is the beer called 'red stripe?'"

jimmy "LEAVE me alone!"


another one is like this:

(to non-jamaican guy)
guy 1 "would you say that you are ugly?"

guy 2 "well, uh...not really...."

guy 1 "you are VERY ugly! here, hold this bottle of red stripe. there, you are BEAUTIFUL! red stripe, the beer with the red stripe on the bottle. HURRAY BEER!"

guy 2 "hurray beer!"


anyhow, i picked some up today. it's pretty good stuff. it's a lager. very light, with no real aftertaste. i'll have to have a few more to keep ya posted tho.

HURRAY BEER!

[welfareloser]

blech. red strip sucks.

and you know what refined taste i have in beer, mojo...

okay, i will admit that the bottle is adorable, tho. is it even 12 oz?

[coleslaw]

mmmmmm, Red Stripe is good stuff. The little stubby bottles are so cute too! :cheers:

[OC]

A long time ago way back in history
When all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea...
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mopps
and he invented a wonderful thing and he made it out of hops

He might-en-a be an admiral, a sultan or a king
and to his praises we shall always sing
for look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer
May the Lord bless Charlie Mopps, the man who invented
Beer, beer, beer Chiddily beer, beer, beer.

In Fantsyest Bar, and Silly's bar and The Hole in the Wall as well
One thing you can be sure of, its Charlies beer they sell
So come along me lucky lads, at eleven o'clock we'll
stop and for five short seconds we'll remember Charlie Mopps
One, two, three, four, five,

He might-en-a be an admiral, a sultan or a king
and to his praises we shall always sing
for look what he has done for us hes filled us up with cheer
May the Lord bless Charlie Mopps, the man who invented
Beer, beer, beer Chiddily beer, beer, beer.

A bushel of hops, a barrel of malt
and add some yeast as well that kind of lubrication will make your belly swell
so come along you lucky lads, lets chug a mug o' shlopps
and for five short seconds we'll remember Charlie Mopps
One, two, three, four, five, cheers!

He might-en-a be an admiral, a sultan or a king
and to his praises we shall always sing
for look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer
May the Lord bless Charlie Mopps, the man who invented
Beer, beer, beer Chiddily beer, beer, beer.

[ProMinx]

Have any of you ever heard the South Park beer song? It's quite wonderful... I'll post the lyrics tomorrow if I can find them without having to type them out...

ProMinx

[Grimm]

Yummy Red Stripe, for those of you who like the taste of Formaldahide.

[ProMinx]

Originally posted by evilcyclops
Yummy Red Stripe, for those of you who like the taste of Formaldahide.

hmm...then I guess I'll have to try this stuff... [Drooling Homer]Mmmm...Formaldehyde goodness...[/Drooling Homer]

ProMinx

[BrewMaster]

I've never heard of it. I always willing to try a new beer....

[Markel]

Originally posted by BrewMaster
I've never heard of it. I always willing to try a new beer....
After looking at this (http://news.excite.com/news/r/010902/07/odd-dung-dc) I think you might want to qualify your statement. :)

[coleslaw]

Dung-flavored beer? :puke:

[molecularfire]

Forget Red Stripe. Honey Brown is the way to go. :johnwoo2:

[hapoo]

Originally posted by Markel

After looking at this (http://news.excite.com/news/r/010902/07/odd-dung-dc) I think you might want to qualify your statement. :)



"Dineley examined stone-lined drains running under houses in the Neolithic village of Skara Brae in the Orkneys and found evidence of a kiln for malting grain and traces of a cereal-based fermented alcohol."


I think the guy mistook the sewage drain for the fresh water drain.

[mojo]

that dung beer has to taste like sh|t

[Sir_Froggy]

don't u people know that beer is bad for ur body?
didn't u ever learn that in skool jeez...
though i must admit that commercial sounds really funny :P

[coleslaw]

Tobasco-flavored beer is just about as kinky as I will get. No dung for me, please!

Speaking of which, has anyone had tobasco-flavored beer?

[TheLoneGunman]

Sorry, my previous comment was actually a duplicate of a previous comment.

Therefore, I offer that "Cheap Beer = Crotch critters":

http://www.apbnews.com/safetycenter/injury/2000/04/28/cheapbeer0428_01.html

[Markel]

TLG - I beat ya to the draw on that one! :)

[dbax791]

Yes! I love that commmercial. And I also like Red Stripe.

And hey Y'all! Stop using Taz as your Avatar! That is reserved for me!!!!

Hooray TAZ! :P