Why the French suck

[Blu]

http://www.sothoth.com/french.html

[Grimm]

Well, there are some obviously good points to the list. But I think it smacs a little to bit of prejudice for my taste. To much oppinion and too little fact.

Of course the Air space, mayonaise, poodle and Jerry Lewis reasons are enough by themselves...

[raimin]

4. Of course, the word douche is definitely French.

[Jihforce]

I didn't know that Loki was actually a cat...:laugh:

http://www.sothoth.com/loki.html

[psycho-]

14. The Eiffel Tower smells like a Urinal


For anyone's been to france, you know that there are alot more places that smell like a Urinal than just the Eiffel Tower.

[Kenas]

French are ungrateful bastards, America twice saved their ars from both World Wars, and now they hate Americans. Plus in both World Wars they have switched sides, twice.

[Tuvi]

Originally posted by psycho-
14. The Eiffel Tower smells like a Urinal


For anyone's been to france, you know that there are alot more places that smell like a Urinal than just the Eiffel Tower.
yeah, plus they have those turkish toilets.

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by Kenas
French are ungrateful bastards, America twice saved their ars from both World Wars, and now they hate Americans. Plus in both World Wars they have switched sides, twice.

DOOD! JUST CALM DOWN! this is a joke. "the french," as an entity, do not hate americans. i have received nothing but hospitality everywhere i have gone in france, which is a lot more than i can say about the us. and as for the ww's, if you were as weak as france and right in the middle of all that crap, you'd be jumping ship, too.

on a lighter note, the french word for grenade is derived from the french word for fart.

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by Tuvi

yeah, plus they have those turkish toilets.
hehe.. i went to a bar in france once where the "restroom" was the back wall of the extablishment. there was a door that said "WC" and it led you to the alley. :heh:

there is something to be said for a place where you can just hose down a wall after drinking too much and not have to worry about a cop getting bent out of shape about it...:D

[Kenas]

Originally posted by welfareloser


DOOD! JUST CALM DOWN! this is a joke. "the french," as an entity, do not hate americans. i have received nothing but hospitality everywhere i have gone in france, which is a lot more than i can say about the us. and as for the ww's, if you were as weak as france and right in the middle of all that crap, you'd be jumping ship, too.

on a lighter note, the french word for grenade is derived from the french word for fart.

I know you were joking, but I don't know many good French people, and all my friends that went to France, had to pretend Canadians so Franches would talk to them.
And I don't like Franches policy of being nutrual. Not here nor there.

[Butch]

Originally posted by Kenas


I know you were joking, but I don't know many good French people, and all my friends that went to France, had to pretend Canadians so Franches would talk to them.
And I don't like Franches policy of being nutrual. Not here nor there.

Ummm, I think you are confusing the French with the Swiss. It's kind of hard to be neutral when you are a member of NATO.

Finally, I must say that all the French bashing on this site is pretty much bull****. I guess you folks need something to gripe about, and it's popular to bash on the French, but does that make it right in any way? (BTW, Kenas, this is not just directed at you) Think before you speak.

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by Kenas


I know you were joking, but I don't know many good French people, and all my friends that went to France, had to pretend Canadians so Franches would talk to them.
And I don't like Franches policy of being nutrual. Not here nor there.

not that i have any authority whatsoever, but this is my (highly biased) opinion:

we're joking. having a good time. being witty. and you show up with more hatred for another whole group of people. it poops on my parade. i don't like it. i wish you wouldn't do it.


Originally posted by Butch

Finally, I must say that all the French bashing on this site is pretty much bull****. I guess you folks need something to gripe about, and it's popular to bash on the French, but does that make it right in any way? (BTW, Kenas, this is not just directed at you) Think before you speak.

we ARE thinking before we speak. french-bashing is a long-standing joke around here. JOKE. we aren't griping... we're being silly. it's not just pretty much bull**** it IS bull****, and that's why we're all laughing. if you prefer, we could start making fun of blondes or lawyers, but those jokes have pretty much been run into the ground everywhere else... we like our little inside joke. that's all.

[Butch]

Ah, the old "But everyone in the group thinks it's funny" justification. Welcome back to Elementary School.

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by Butch
Ah, the old "But everyone in the group thinks it's funny" justification. Welcome back to Elementary School.

the word douche IS french. lots of places in paris DO smell like piss. they DO have turkish toilets. these are true, and funny. we are not running around using hateful epithets.

and what the heck was wrong with elementary school?

[Grimm]

Originally posted by Butch
Ah, the old "But everyone in the group thinks it's funny" justification. Welcome back to Elementary School.

Don't you understand??? The French like Jerry Lewis. That's just weird!

Seriously though. You could replace "Elementary School" with just about anything and it still hold up just fine. Graduate School, High School, the Work Place. Face it we are social animals. We will fiollow the herd. Understand it and live with it.
Everyone in the group thinks it's funny because it is funny. It's the context that it is placed in and not the subject matter that is funny. So pull the broomstick out of your ass and move on.

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by evilcyclops

So pull the broomstick out of your ass and move on.

are you discriminating against those who enjoy the tingling sensation of a nice fat broomhandle in the sphincter? for shame. it is a bona fide mental illness and you are a poopyhead for making light of it. to sensitivity training with you!

[Jihforce]

Originally posted by evilcyclops


Don't you understand??? The French like Jerry Lewis. That's just weird!



As if no americans ever liked Jerry Lewis. Haahaa. :laugh:

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by Jihforce


As if no americans ever liked Jerry Lewis. Haahaa. :laugh:

only french-americans. :P

[Jihforce]

Oh wait, I forgot, if I used to like Jerry Lewis, does that make me French? Heehee. :P

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by Jihforce
Oh wait, I forgot, if I used to like Jerry Lewis, does that make me French? Heehee. :P

yep.

LET'S GIT 'IM!

*whomps Jihforce upside the head with a stale baguette*

[Jihforce]

Haahaa...I guess if that were the case, I'd be a French-Taiwanese. Hmmm...how does that work? Haahaa.:heh:

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by Jihforce
Haahaa...I guess if that were the case, I'd be a French-Taiwanese. Hmmm...how does that work? Haahaa.:heh:

hmm... i am a history tiger, so don't believe a damn word i say, but dint the french have some sort of colonizing presence in taiwan at some point? you could be tainted!!!

[Burzhui]

DOOD, my compiler teacher is french, i only understand every other word of what she is saying :(

[Jihforce]

Originally posted by welfareloser


hmm... i am a history tiger, so don't believe a damn word i say, but dint the french have some sort of colonizing presence in taiwan at some point? you could be tainted!!!

AAhhhh darn those frenchies, I've been tainted! :P

[psycho-]

Originally posted by Jihforce


AAhhhh darn those frenchies, I've been tainted! :P

Portugese and Dutch

[Grimm]

Originally posted by Jihforce


As if no americans ever liked Jerry Lewis. Haahaa. :laugh:

There is diferent kinds of like;

American: Hahaha That was realy funny. Jerry Lewis is a riot.

French American: OhmyGod That was funny!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH!!! I'm going to name my kid after Jerry Lewis!

French: Sacre' Bleu! It is art! I LOVE Jerry Lewis! He is the funniest man alive! I am going to have a sex change just so I can bear his love child!

And that's about it folks.

[Jihforce]

Originally posted by psycho-


Portugese and Dutch

Hmmm French, Portugese, Dutch....Close enough :P

[Jihforce]

Originally posted by evilcyclops


There is diferent kinds of like;

American: Hahaha That was realy funny. Jerry Lewis is a riot.

French American: OhmyGod That was funny!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH!!! I'm going to name my kid after Jerry Lewis!

French: Sacre' Bleu! It is art! I LOVE Jerry Lewis! He is the funniest man alive! I am going to have a sex change just so I can bear his love child!

And that's about it folks.

Boy, that's just something very disturbing about that last one. :puke:

[Grimm]

Originally posted by welfareloser


are you discriminating against those who enjoy the tingling sensation of a nice fat broomhandle in the sphincter? for shame. it is a bona fide mental illness and you are a poopyhead for making light of it. to sensitivity training with you!

Not at all. It's just that it was interfering with Butch's judgement.

I have already been to sensitivity training. I took my own nail gun, it was a riot! :heh: I wanted to go again, but the school said that I couldn't, they were having a hard time finding staff and couldn't afford the additional medical insurance.

[sbp]

A thread tailor-made for LPMiller and he didn't even post in it. :disa:

[Jihforce]

I guess it hit too close to home :heh: