johnnymk
09-05-2001, 04:43 PM
I get a sort-of sick high when I heat a bowl full of leftover food, like Beef Stew-TOTALLY UNCOVERED!in the microwave and set it at say.. 2 minutes and 17 seconds, watching it as the seconds wind down to Zero, knowing that the peas and the shreds of beef are just ready to wipe out the insides of the oven. Realizing that I am just a split second away from a major catastrophe! But also knowing that I have fully mastered the fine art of modern day cooking.
It's the same kind of feeling that you get when you barrel through an intersection at 60 MPH and the yellow light has just changed to red as you just made it to the other side.
It's the same kind of feeling that you get when you barrel through an intersection at 60 MPH and the yellow light has just changed to red as you just made it to the other side.