refrigerator kryptonite

[welfareloser]

(aka, things you don't want to spill in the fridge)

1. fish sauce (WIPE THE BOTTLE DOWN BEFORE YOU PUT IT BACK IN THE FRIDGE!!!!)

2. kim **** (comes in the leakiest jars of any substance known to man... why dint i pop the extra money for the new kim **** in a resealable bag?!?!?)

3. that hunk o meat that you thawed and then forgot about...

[welfareloser]

dammit, breakfast just led me to discover number four...

4. maggi (doesn't smell bad, but DAMN it don't wipe up worth a poop... permanent stain!! aiiiiiigh!!!!)

[BigJon]

5. Broccoli (the one that you buy pre-cut in a resealable bag), smells like the worlds worst fart, living in your fridge.

[Burzhui]

6. a dookie, i suggest you flush it right away and don't put it in the fridge

[apmiller]

Baby formula! BY GOD don't spill it in the fridge, dont' leave it in the fridge, clean it up fast and get it the heck out for you got 3.3 seconds before your force to burn the fridge and move to another country to get away from that smell!

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by apmiller
Baby formula! BY GOD don't spill it in the fridge, dont' leave it in the fridge, clean it up fast and get it the heck out for you got 3.3 seconds before your force to burn the fridge and move to another country to get away from that smell!

i know that one, but not from the fridge; if i let the dishes build up for a coupla days (hmmm... do i do that?) and dint rinse the bottles first... and then opened em up to wash... ewwwwwwwwwww... that went on for way to long cuz cows milk made my kids stomach bleed until he was 18 months old, i was SOOOOOOO glad to quit with the formula....

and have you ever smelled soy formula?!?!?! i got a few free samples of that, and that sh*t don't even smell right FRESH!!!

okay, that was 7.

8. TANG. i swear that stuff grows big oily slicks of mold faster than any other substance. biotechies oughtta do away with their agar plates and just use tang as cheap alternative bacterial growth medium. 24 hours refrigerated, and it's already crap.

[g222leav]

how about jello? spill that, and not notice it, then proceed to check on it hours later, to find a nice layer of jello across your fridge...argh

oh, btw, welfare, are you by any chance asian (like me...teehee)? cause you mention a lot of asian stuff, like kim ****, fish sauce, soy milk...and grass jelly drink. a lot of people don't know what that is

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by g222leav
oh, btw, welfare, are you by any chance asian (like me...teehee)? cause you mention a lot of asian stuff, like kim ****, fish sauce, soy milk...and grass jelly drink. a lot of people don't know what that is

nope. i just have a fascination with asian grocery stores. crunchy fried green peas... shrimp crackers... penola... coconut balls... fish cakes... those refrigerated rice gelatin square dessert thingys... eight million kinds of mushrooms... pretty candy... really cool dishes and pots n pans n utensils... and pokemon toys!!!

[g222leav]

asian grocery stores are fun i must say, they also seem to have a destinct smell.

i prefer the gundam toys to pokemon though.
i'm a dude

[welfareloser]

well, the pokemon is for the kid, not me... he can't say "please" but he can say "i see pee-choo!"

dried fish... very distinctive smell. i have not yet gotten up the courage to purchase and attempt to prepare them. someday...