View Full Version : My idea about the Shark situation
Burzhui
09-07-2001, 08:33 PM
Ok so the scientist don't know what's happening with the sharks, and why they are forming such large schools of different spicies in the same school... here is my idea
A great flood is comming, and the sharks are feeling it.
i dunno it really is my oppinion and although some people laughed at me i would really like to know what you guys think.
It hit me today in the shower while i was peeing :) (that last part is there in support to my previous thread)
Kenas
09-07-2001, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by Burzhui
i dunno it really is my oppinion and although some people laughed at me i would really like to know what you guys think.
LOL!!! :D :laugh:
Burzhui
09-07-2001, 08:51 PM
???
http://images.weeklyworldnews.com/images/9675.jpg
Sir_Froggy
09-07-2001, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by sbp
http://images.weeklyworldnews.com/images/9675.jpg
ahahahahahahhah :heh:
that's hilarious!
lolololol ahahahahhaha :heh:
DoPeY5007
09-07-2001, 10:15 PM
hey he could be right, anything could happen!!!!....
or it could be like a reallllly big earthquake...:hmm:
sho.gun
09-07-2001, 11:32 PM
Oh crap, is this shark thing real? I admit it guys, it was all my fault, I brought my transversal psi emitter down to Florida a couple weeks ago and some green guy ran up to me on the street and stole it. Man, if i only knew the effects that those psi waves would have on those sharks... so has anyone actually died yet? Oh, by the way, I've heard that sharks like meat, weird....
welfareloser
09-08-2001, 05:04 AM
not a horrible theory, that they sense some impending disaster... could just be mercury makin em st00pid, tho.
i love the weekly world news. i was gonna try to write articles to submit to them, but they do not accept submissions from non-staff writers. oh well.
Burzhui
09-08-2001, 08:53 AM
Originally posted by welfareloser
not a horrible theory, that they sense some impending disaster... could just be mercury makin em st00pid, tho.
that's the thing they are not stoopid they are becoming smarter
and yes people have died
one of my frieds said it was all his fault cause he dropped his stash of little white pills into the ocean :)
But i am really serious i think something big is about to happen... and i am not one of those end of the world y2k people...
Kenas
09-08-2001, 09:03 AM
Originally posted by Burzhui
Ok so the scientist don't know what's happening with the sharks, and why they are forming such large schools of different spicies in the same school... here is my idea
A great flood is comming, and the sharks are feeling it.
i dunno it really is my oppinion and although some people laughed at me i would really like to know what you guys think.
It hit me today in the shower while i was peeing :) (that last part is there in support to my previous thread)
Burzhi, I believe you are right, the sharks feel that the flood is comming that is why they are worshiping to their god, by eating greedy Americans. They got this idea from canibal tribes in Africa.
xsiled
09-08-2001, 09:08 AM
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
welfareloser
09-08-2001, 09:47 AM
if it was anyone but Kenas, i wouldn't doubt for a second that that was a joke... :P
j/k
but you are joking, right?
(pleeeeease...)
Kenas
09-08-2001, 10:00 AM
Originally posted by welfareloser
if it was anyone but Kenas, i wouldn't doubt for a second that that was a joke... :P
j/k
but you are joking, right?
(pleeeeease...)
No I am dead serious!! Have you ever seen a shark? They are very religeous!!
http://www.kidzone.ws/sharks/photos/greatwhite3.jpg
Look at this looks like a religious fanatic, does not it :)
Burzhui
09-08-2001, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by Kenas
No I am dead serious!! Have you ever seen a shark? They are very religeous!!
http://www.kidzone.ws/sharks/photos/greatwhite3.jpg
Look at this looks like a religious fanatic, does not it :)
No it doesn't... that shark doesn't have a bomb strapped to him right?
:)
THAT WAS A JOKE so relax
In any case, when the flood happens and my shark buddies attack.... ohh we're all screwed.... i really think it might happen.
welfareloser
09-08-2001, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by Burzhui
In any case, when the flood happens and my shark buddies attack.... ohh we're all screwed.... i really think it might happen.
no, all you californians is skrewt. i am the center of all things - they built an entire country around me :D - so i'm safe.
someone will have to add "Chondrichthyal Harbingers of Doom" to the "why cali sucks" thread.
Burzhui
09-08-2001, 03:06 PM
the great flood will get you as well, it'll get everyone, then the sharks will finish the job
Markel
09-08-2001, 04:59 PM
If anyone notices the cockroaches huddling together holding a counsel, then I'll know we're really in trouble.
johnnymk
09-08-2001, 05:17 PM
GLOBAL SWARMING
There are no more shark attack this year than last, or any other year for that matter. I think the news media is collectively covering (and sensationalizing) more stories than they really need to so they can avoid becoming victims of the recession we're heading into. Sensational stories mean more viewers, which in turn means more advertising revenue.
-OC
El Scorcho
09-08-2001, 07:51 PM
coming from cali and the beach id have to say the reason for all these shark attacks is you damn tourists. People that dont know bout the ocean need to stay out of it.:P
Burzhui
09-08-2001, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by overclocked
There are no more shark attack this year than last, or any other year for that matter. I think the news media is collectively covering (and sensationalizing) more stories than they really need to so they can avoid becoming victims of the recession we're heading into. Sensational stories mean more viewers, which in turn means more advertising revenue.
-OC
Wrong, it's a scientific fact that sharks, for an unknown reason, are gathering into large groups... however besides being in large groups of the smae species, other species of sharks are joining these schools as well... this has never happened in our history
they are actually teaming up for a big rumble with the dolphins for the title of the ocean. those of you who have so quickly forgotten, dolphins have evolved with opposable thumbs, and the sharks need to adapt to this new threat
http://www.theonion.com/onion3630/dolphins_evolve_thumbs.html
http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3630/dolphin.gif
Originally posted by Burzhui
Wrong, it's a scientific fact that sharks, for an unknown reason, are gathering into large groups... however besides being in large groups of the smae species, other species of sharks are joining these schools as well... this has never happened in our history Read this, then tell me I'm wrong. - "In fact, the data show that this year is not unusual. I hate to say it, but I think this is largely a media creation. For example, in the 1990’s, the average number of shark attacks that occurred each year is 54. And this year so far, we have about 45 or so, meaning we are right on target for an average year. Meaning I predict that by the time 2001 is over, we will end up with about 54 attacks, making this a rather standard year relative to the decade of the 1990’s."
http://www.msnbc.com/news/625649.asp
Where is your "scientific proof"? If you're going to tell me I'm wrong, fine - just BACK IT UP. As soon as you do that, I'll admit I'm wrong.
-OC
Burzhui
09-09-2001, 08:00 AM
Ok just gimme a little time to find those articles.
I'm not saying anything about the ammount of attacks, i'm saying about sharks gathering into large groups...i guess i should have qouted properly:P
welfareloser
09-09-2001, 08:32 AM
BURZHUI and OVERCLOCKED... JUST STOP IT!!!!
YOU TWO ARE NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT THE SAME DAMNED THING!!!!
overclocked is saying that there are about the same number of shark attacks this year as any other year - AND HE'S NOT WRONG.
burzhui is saying that sharks are gathering in schools comprised of several species, which is, as far as humans have thus far recorded, a new occurence - AND OVERCLOCKED DID NOT PROVE HIM WRONG.
a summary of overclocked and burzhui arguing:
b: the sky is blue.
oc: no, cherries are red.
b: wrong, the sky is not red.
oc: look, msnbc say cherries aren't blue, where are you getting your info?
no fighting unless you at least have something to fight about... :P
Kenas
09-09-2001, 09:57 AM
overclocked is right that it is usual amount of shark attack that happened this, year. Except before it was Australia cost now it is Florida cost.
But I think Burzhui is also right that
sharks gathering into large groups because a couple of days ago I have found out graffiti drawing on the near by building. So I believe these are the ocean-sharks members that do that. :D
That is my professional opinion of marine biologist.
Welfareloser -
This is essentially what happened: I said "Corvettes are red"; Burzhui said "Wrong, Camaros are blue".
I was reacting to him telling me I was wrong without backing it up, and I offered another supporting opinion to back up my position. I made no attempt to disprove what he said about the gathering of sharks, nor was it my intent to do so.
Further, when he said "i guess i should have quoted properly", that tells me that he accepted responsibility for his remark. That's the end of it as far as I'm concerned. Once again for you skimmers - That's the end of it as far as I'm concerned.
And lastly, when ANYONE tells me I'm wrong without backing it up I WILL call them on it until they prove it or back down. I've done it before in these forums (most recently in Automobile) and I'll continue to do it. I do not have an ego about this - I do not always have to be right. I will gladly admit that I'm wrong - as long as someone proves it. But don't just tell me I'm wrong and expect to get away with it. I don't do that to you, and I will not allow you to do that to me.
-OC
welfareloser
09-09-2001, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by overclocked
Welfareloser -
This is essentially what happened: I said "Corvettes are red"; Burzhui said "Wrong, Camaros are blue".
well, then there's your problem. you're a ferrarri man who has no business stickin your nose into a discussion of corvettes and camaros. :P
i'm just sayin you did contribute to the misunderstanding - the thread was about the composition of shark schools, and then you throw in a tidbit about attacks... and then burzhui dint read that post very well... yes, it was mostly his fault! sorry, sorry, sorry!
Burzhui
09-09-2001, 08:09 PM
OK OK let's get it straight here, i OC and I screwed up a little bit you know me and my red Ferrarries and him and his lime green Fiats, but yes he was right about what he was saying and i quoted improperly therefore this whole argument started.
SO there
no! you're out of order! no, you're out of order! this whole court is out of order!
now bang your gavel, welfare, and let's get some mediatin goin
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