welfareloser
09-11-2001, 08:36 PM
and now, a short break from all the doom n gloom....
so i'm on the patio putting a few coats of urethane on some ghetto-style homemade furniture. i leave my kid inside watching tv; i can see him clearly through the glass door. i'm busy, i don't look up for a little while. then i hear this GODAWFUL low-pitched squeak, like something is scooting across glass...
i look up to be greeted by a small pair o buns plastered up against the door, wiggling vigorously. apparently, the blue's clues tape was at the end, the tv screen was blank, so my kid's natural reaction was to rip off his clothes and diaper and burn down the trailer park.
when he heard me talk to him, he turned around to plaster his front side up against the door and screamed, mouth wide open and nose mooshed into the glass, still doing this odd little i'm-gonna-need-ritalin-cuz-you-suck-at-parenting dance.
but he dint pee on anything, for that i am grateful.
so i'm on the patio putting a few coats of urethane on some ghetto-style homemade furniture. i leave my kid inside watching tv; i can see him clearly through the glass door. i'm busy, i don't look up for a little while. then i hear this GODAWFUL low-pitched squeak, like something is scooting across glass...
i look up to be greeted by a small pair o buns plastered up against the door, wiggling vigorously. apparently, the blue's clues tape was at the end, the tv screen was blank, so my kid's natural reaction was to rip off his clothes and diaper and burn down the trailer park.
when he heard me talk to him, he turned around to plaster his front side up against the door and screamed, mouth wide open and nose mooshed into the glass, still doing this odd little i'm-gonna-need-ritalin-cuz-you-suck-at-parenting dance.
but he dint pee on anything, for that i am grateful.