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TheLoneGunman
09-14-2001, 02:17 PM
...and then we put them in this huge sock and used it to smack Bin Laden across the face!

Ohhhh, the bruise it would leave!

The Happy Squirrel
09-14-2001, 02:26 PM
excellent setup LGM i love it
i was expecting some "we would ahve X amount of money for disaster and for the families nad this and that"
i like your idea better
hehehe

Markel
09-14-2001, 02:26 PM
I think we should throw in an anvil for everyone that died in Tuesday's events (assuming we have clear evidence that bin Laden was involved).

Grimm
09-14-2001, 02:26 PM
Assuming that a penny weighs one gram, that sock would weigh 27 metric kilotons.

I don't think it would leave a bruise. I don't think it would leave anything but a bright red stain.

Works for me.

Now if everyone in the US chiped in a dollar, that would be 270 Million dollars. We could offer a reward for bin Laden that small governments would be after, some medium ones too. Mohamed himself would turn him in for 1/4 Billion. (Mohamed himself would kick his butt for the acts of murder he has commited, directly against Mohamed's teachings).

How about we collect those pennies, capture the Tailban, and burry them alive in those 27ktons of pennies. Literaly crushing them with American wealth!!! How's that for symbolism?

The Happy Squirrel
09-14-2001, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by evilcyclops


How about we collect those pennies, capture the Tailban, and burry them alive in those 27ktons of pennies. Literaly crushing them with American wealth!!! How's that for symbolism?

good idea

If you go with the Die Hard <the movie not the battery> prespective
all of Americans are wild ass Cowboys.
well, all i can say is time to rope and ride and slaughter the hogs in the Taliban.

chrissy
09-14-2001, 02:53 PM
Concidering we are getting rid of the penny (eventually) in our currancy, why not?

TheLoneGunman
09-14-2001, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by The Happy Squirrel
excellent setup LGM i love it
i was expecting some "we would ahve X amount of money for disaster and for the families nad this and that"


Come on, you should know me better than that by now.

mojo
09-14-2001, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by The Happy Squirrel
excellent setup LGM i love it
i was expecting some "we would ahve X amount of money for disaster and for the families nad this and that"
i like your idea better
hehehe

i'm in

Cheesypuff
09-14-2001, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by The Happy Squirrel
excellent setup LGM i love it
i was expecting some "we would ahve X amount of money for disaster and for the families nad this and that"
i like your idea better
hehehe

How about...we can use it to hit Bin and also help out the disaster after we hit bin.

Burzhui
09-14-2001, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by evilcyclops
Assuming that a penny weighs one gram, that sock would weigh 27 metric kilotons.

I don't think it would leave a bruise. I don't think it would leave anything but a bright red stain.

Works for me.

Now if everyone in the US chiped in a dollar, that would be 270 Million dollars. We could offer a reward for bin Laden that small governments would be after, some medium ones too. Mohamed himself would turn him in for 1/4 Billion. (Mohamed himself would kick his butt for the acts of murder he has commited, directly against Mohamed's teachings).

How about we collect those pennies, capture the Tailban, and burry them alive in those 27ktons of pennies. Literaly crushing them with American wealth!!! How's that for symbolism?

ROFL :D