Have you ever wondered..........

[The Happy Squirrel]

this is dedicated to those strange thoughts that creep through your head when its 3am and your staring at the celing unable to sleep

[Cheesypuff]

Why sheep jumping over a fences make one go to sleep.

[Sir_Froggy]

how come i can't touch the pedals on the car

[Nanotech9]

how come i cant get laied... oh, nevah mind, i know why....

[oblongmelon]

why the hell eggs cant hardboil themselves

[Kim]

Why the hammering in my head never ends.:confused:

[Sir_Froggy]

i know the answer to that one kim
it's just ur imagination

see i used to have something like that but it was
"y don't the voices in my head shut up?"

than i found out it was only my imagination :D
see all u gotsa do is get rid of ur imagination u put in a hole bunch of stupid information like i have than A ur imagination gets squished out than u won't | have the hammering.... *nods head*
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ahahah :heh: get it a hole! as in the ground i crack myself up :P

[Sir_Froggy]

dang it!
sorry bout this GAM
but the arrow thing messed up
the 'A' that came from nowhere was the arrow point and the '|' is the stick part of the arrow....and the arrow was supposed to point at the word 'hole'

[welfareloser]

why, when you push on a wall, does it push back with an exactly equal and opposite force...

HOW DOES IT KNOW, MAN?

[Cheesypuff]

Originally posted by welfareloser
why, when you push on a wall, does it push back with an exactly equal and opposite force...

HOW DOES IT KNOW, MAN?

Physics....Don't ask how....just take it for granted.

[Burzhui]

have you ever wondered if your mom gave dad a blowjob right before she kissed you goodnight?:D

[Cheesypuff]

:munch: :spock: :2far:

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by Burzhui
have you ever wondered if your mom gave dad a blowjob right before she kissed you goodnight?:D


no, but now I am... :hmm:

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by dopey5007



no, but now I am... :hmm:

my job is to make you people think :)

[sho.gun]

ever wondered why someone always has a nursery or a tree farm right under big power lines? Does it help the trees grow or something?

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by sho.gun
ever wondered why someone always has a nursery or a tree farm right under big power lines? Does it help the trees grow or something?

Because no1 wants to build there and it is cheaper property :P

[ChrisMG187]

If Sir_Froggy will ever learn to use the edit button...

But for real...

Why the girls here wont go out with me, but when I go out of town I'm a chick magnet?

[g222leav]

i wonder if when i go to bed, that's the end...i mean how do i know if i'll really wake up...i don't

also, when i woke up in the morning...all that stuff from yesterday and my past, did that really happen? i mean really, i can't be sure it did, it could all be a trick. waking up one day is exactly like waking up 18 years from now. so what's teh difference? could it be like ground hog's day (the movie) except, i don't remember it when i wake everymorning. am i re-living the same day over and over and over again...

oh man it's late, time to stare at the ceiling and attempt to count how many lil holes are in those tiles ( you know you used to do that too in math class, look up at those tiles)

[The Happy Squirrel]

why your still sitting at your computer online when you ahve an 8am class

[revil]

if marshmellows are actually adult snowman poop, and small marshmellows are baby snowman poop.

[johnnymk]

how the Earth can speed through space around the Sun, and you can still have a perfectly calm day?

[mojo]

Originally posted by Kim
Why the hammering in my head never ends.:confused:

nice reference to a great song by.....GARBAGE!!!! :thumbup:

i wonder why the bars close at 2am



Originally posted by johnnymk
how the Earth can speed through space around the Sun, and you can still have a perfectly calm day?

what's a calm day :confused:

[g222leav]

sometimes i wonder what life would be like without the internet...

no G|A, no endless p0rn

[welfareloser]

why do we itch? i understand the advantage to feeling pain... lets you know something's broke and leave it alone til it's fixed. but why itch? why the maddening, unending sensation in response to allergies, wool clothing, mosquito bites and poison ivy? why not just a low-grade pain, as with a small scratch? WHAT'S THE EVOLUTIONARY ADVANTAGE TO SCRATCHING YOURSELF BLOODY FOR A MOMENT'S RELIEF, I ASK YOU?!?!?!

[Jihforce]

Originally posted by Burzhui


my job is to make you people think :)

u meank "sick" :puke:

[g222leav]

Originally posted by welfareloser
why do we itch? i understand the advantage to feeling pain... lets you know something's broke and leave it alone til it's fixed. but why itch? why the maddening, unending sensation in response to allergies, wool clothing, mosquito bites and poison ivy? why not just a low-grade pain, as with a small scratch? WHAT'S THE EVOLUTIONARY ADVANTAGE TO SCRATCHING YOURSELF BLOODY FOR A MOMENT'S RELIEF, I ASK YOU?!?!?!

is there something we should know about huh welfare???

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by g222leav


is there something we should know about huh welfare???

yeah... ruligel and camphophenique don't work, i have no self-control, and i managed to get hives simply by scratching myself on an unsanded patch of my ghetto furniture.


ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[g222leav]

hives suck...i got it one summer from eating this raw fish thing. (now i know i'm allergic to some types of fish)...but i had it all summer, couldn't sleep, concentrate or anything. it was bad...i can't imagine for you

[froggystyle]

WHY PEOPLE STILL GO FOR DOGGYSTYLE WHEN THERES FROGGYSTYLE :D :D :D

[g222leav]

yea i wonder about that too, i also wonder if there is a froggystyle brand condems.

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by g222leav
yea i wonder about that too, i also wonder if there is a froggystyle brand condems.

why... is there a doggystyle brand of condom? is it specially reinforced on one side to withstand the eccentric forces of that p'ticlar position? :heh:

[g222leav]

i dunno, but i'll go up to the north halsted district of chicago and go find out. check out hte walgreens, i can imagine the expression when i ask for "doggystyle brand condems please, if availible magnums!"