Living with 3 girls and having 4 new ones moving into the house next door

[Jihforce]

Found out this last week that 4 college girls moved to the house next to mine. Then they left me a note this weekend by my door asking me to swing by or call them up "just to say hello". Haahaa. It can't get better than this, can it? :D
Now what should I do about the girl I'm seeing now?!?!? :P

[Grimm]

Well, if you think you want to move on, tell her you are interested in seeing other people. Be straightforward. There is no use in wasting her time.
If you want to keep the one you have now, perhaps you should take her with you when you go to meet the neighbors. It will show them that you are a nice guy but you are not available. If you break up with your current girl, you can go cry on their shoulders later. They will hopefully already have a high opinion of you by then.

[hoey222]

bow chicka bow dadada bow chicka wicka wicka (pr0n music)

:bigmouth: :naughty: :munch: :thumb: :winkie:

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by hoey222
bow chicka bow dadada bow chicka wicka wicka (pr0n music)

:bigmouth: :naughty: :munch: :thumb: :winkie:

hehehe

yeah send us the tapes, I mean lucky!!!... :p

[Jihforce]

Originally posted by hoey222
bow chicka bow dadada bow chicka wicka wicka (pr0n music)



:laugh: That's just too funny. Now why is it that prOn music is so weird anyway? Couldn't I play something more "upbeat"? :P

[Blu]

Originally posted by Jihforce


:laugh: That's just too funny. Now why is it that prOn music is so weird anyway? Couldn't I play something more "upbeat"? :P

When the music budget only allows for a small Casio keyboad from 1986, you're kinda limited.

TBG

[ArkiStan]

I don't believe there was much porn in the 70s. But the early 80s brought some great flicks with some really great music. Watch the classic "Insatiable." It has some really great songs.

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by chosenfool
what?!?!? no great pr0n in the 70s????

debbie does dallas? deep throat? taboo?

wait - are these in the 70s? i dont know the dates anymore...

marilyn chambers...heh heh...

Dude taboo? i saw that, you are sick for watching it, i mean i never saw that, and you are sick for watching it:P

In any case there was porn back in the 1940's
B&W baby, hardcore all the way... it's kind of gross though because then a sad realization comes to mind that these people are like 80-90 years old now

[Jihforce]

Wow, why are we taking about porn?
:P

[pennypinch]

There was abso-goddamn-lutely pr0n back in the 70's. It was weird and artsy and, frankly, not that erotic, but it was pr0n nonetheless. As said above, DDD, Behind the Green Door, etc.

If any of you are REALLY interested in pr0n music, look up the album called Sex-O-Rama. It's got everyone's favorite, Jenna Jameson on the cover. Pr0n tunes from some of the greatest movies going. Trust me on this, though: never, EVER, try and put it on when you're boffing someone. Something about 1986 casio music enrages women beyond all reason!

As for the lucky guy with 7 college chicks: if ever you can work an 8-some, you can confidently stride about life without fear or favor. You have surmounted the greatest of all peaks, and you need not achieve anything else in life. Seriously. You need to put that kind of **** on your epitaph.

"Here lies a guy who did eight women at one time. Eight. Just sit back and think about that."

[jujubees]

Originally posted by pennypinch
As for the lucky guy with 7 college chicks ...

"Here lies a guy who did eight women at one time..."

I guess penny was too busy drooling over this pr0n prospect to notice that 7 != 8. Good thing he cut his post short, or he would have ended up in double digits! :rolleyes:

Anywho, bbl ... heading down to the 8-11. :P

[KiWiB0RG]

Originally posted by pennypinch
As for the lucky guy with 7 college chicks: if ever you can work an 8-some, you can confidently stride about life without fear or favor. You have surmounted the greatest of all peaks, and you need not achieve anything else in life. Seriously. You need to put that kind of **** on your epitaph.

"Here lies a guy who did eight women at one time. Eight. Just sit back and think about that."

Now me being one to encourage trying something new I'd like to take a lesson from you. Since the dawn of time I always wondered why does seven have to be called seven? I've tried to go on the wild side and dare to call seven eight, no my conscience screamed at me, it's just not right! But you my friend have taken that bold step, magically transforming seven college girls into eight with your fabulous statement:

"As for the lucky guy with 7 college chicks:"

to:

"Here lies a guy who did eight women at one time. Eight. Just sit back and think about that."

Now me being one to encourage trying something new I now dare to walk on the wild side and call all things that were seven, eight! I call on you all to follow this brave man in his revolutionary counting ideas and call all former "seven" items "eight"!

...

or maybe he's just a dumbass who never could count to seven correctly.


/KiWi

[Jihforce]

Originally posted by pennypinch

As for the lucky guy with 7 college chicks: if ever you can work an 8-some, you can confidently stride about life without fear or favor. You have surmounted the greatest of all peaks, and you need not achieve anything else in life. Seriously. You need to put that kind of **** on your epitaph.

"Here lies a guy who did eight women at one time. Eight. Just sit back and think about that."

Stop giving me ideas man! :P
Now I'm gonna start thinking about your comment every time I see my neighbors or my roommates. :D

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by Jihforce


Stop giving me ideas man!
Now I'm gonna start thinking about your comment every time I see my neighbors or my roommates.


:naughty: :tongue: :lick: :munch: :poke:

[Nanotech9]

d00d - you got an extra room at your place? I can even compu out in teh back yard, or living room. I'll even buy pizza for everyone on weekends! w00t!

[El Scorcho]

there sure are a lotta p0rn experts in here;)

[Jihforce]

Update...found out there's another "girl" living between my building the gals next door...its a tiny studio. The reason I've missed it cuz this "girl" looks like a guy. Haahaaa. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I kept thinking it was some dude, so whenever I walked by, I would say "Hey, what's up dude"...then yesterday, my roommate tells me if I've met Betty. I was like, who's that? And she said, "she's the girl living in that studio" I was like :wow:

[Jihforce]

Originally posted by Nanotech9
d00d - you got an extra room at your place? I can even compu out in teh back yard, or living room. I'll even buy pizza for everyone on weekends! w00t!
Steak and Lobster on weekends and you've got yourself a deal. Haahaa.
FYI-one of the girls is 5'8 blond, blue eyed and used to model for Guess. :D

[Nanotech9]

i am like SOOOO there d00d! are you w/in 1000 miles of oklahoma? I'll like make a road trip up there this winter or something...