martha stewart disease

[mojo]

here's a description of the disorder along with some possible remedies
http://www.eye.net/eye/issue/issue_05.11.95/news/nec0511.htm

[eSDee]

My sister and my girl have "Craft days" where they do their little Martha Stewart projects. I always tease them but I think secretly, I wish I could join in :sad:

[topane]

My wife has that...

[welfareloser]

i don't know anybody like that... cept my husband's gramma does have this quilt hangin in her kitchen, and the quilt has like 20 roosters on it... and she saved actual rooster's feet with the big ol' spurs and sewed them to each of the roosters on the quilt... okay, so that's probly not martha stewart disease, but man, you don't mess with gramma.

[ironchef]

Mom?

Christ, that was funny. I was sharing with topane in the chatroom about my mom.. She cooked a seperate turkey one Thanksgiving to have on the table as decoration. How bad is that?

[oblongmelon]

Originally posted by ironchef
Mom?

Christ, that was funny. I was sharing with topane in the chatroom about my mom.. She cooked a seperate turkey one Thanksgiving to have on the table as decoration. How bad is that?
uh..whats your point? I do this every year. I also buy bags of mixed nuts for these really cool antique nut dishes I have and I don't let anyone eat them. Then I save them till like easter and toss them out to the squirrels.

[ironchef]

Originally posted by oblongmelon
uh..whats your point? I do this every year. I also buy bags of mixed nuts for these really cool antique nut dishes I have and I don't let anyone eat them. Then I save them till like easter and toss them out to the squirrels. :eek: Somebody strap her down and break out the poker dogs!