DIE! Evil Squirrel!

[TheLoneGunman]

I hate the bushy-tailed rats (squirrels).

They eat all my food (that I worked hard to grow) and they breed too.

This morning I was looking out the window and Mister Squirrel had climbed up the wall and was hanging on the window sill staring at me through the glass. He kinda smiled and then I know he waved (he flashed his paw and moved it back and forth). Then he looked around at the inside of my house and went back to raising havoc outside.

Perhaps Twilight's cute little kitty can befriend this squirrel and then EAT HIM!!!

Help!

[ChrisMG187]

Hmmm, I thought you were talkin about a certain happy squirrel on these boards...

[mojo]

certainly a relative or something

[topane]

http://www.saucyjack.com/saucyjack/images/squirrel.jpg

[ChrisMG187]

That picture makes me laugh every time i see it!:D

[Grimm]

Why can't everyone just realize that they are rats with bushy tails?

[Nanotech9]

i thought they made a good lunch?...


Got|Nutz?

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by topane
http://www.saucyjack.com/saucyjack/images/squirrel.jpg

he must be popular with the ladies :naughty:

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by TheLoneGunman
I hate the bushy-tailed rats (squirrels).

They eat all my food (that I worked hard to grow) and they breed too.

This morning I was looking out the window and Mister Squirrel had climbed up the wall and was hanging on the window sill staring at me through the glass. He kinda smiled and then I know he waved (he flashed his paw and moved it back and forth). Then he looked around at the inside of my house and went back to raising havoc outside.

Perhaps Twilight's cute little kitty can befriend this squirrel and then EAT HIM!!!

Help!

Dude get a BB rifle, trust me, it's the best way, Let me tell you something, i had mice in the house... well they are not here anymore, if you get my drift:johnwoo2:

[Anck Su Namun]

Originally posted by ChrisMG187
Hmmm, I thought you were talkin about a certain happy squirrel on these boards... hahah that's what i thought at first too

[The Happy Squirrel]

I am calling a union of the squirrels of the world to decnd upon the garden of slect people

nothing will withstand our wrath

[K2]

Intersting... THS hasn't responded to this yet... :)

[ChrisMG187]

Originally posted by K2
Intersting... THS hasn't responded to this yet... :) Umm, K2? You feeling ok???

[K2]

aw...u beeyactch.... u beat me to my post!! :angry: :D :P

[dbax791]

And Take Evil Pigeon with you...

Non-stop crap machines, grrrrr....

[ChrisMG187]

Hehe, K2 got beat.

[g222leav]

i'd like what ever TLG is smoking everymorning...!

[Twilight]

Originally posted by TheLoneGunman

Perhaps Twilight's cute little kitty can befriend this squirrel and then EAT HIM!!!

Hmmm.. I have news for you. Your squirrel is probably a few pounds bigger than my itty bitty kitty. He went to the vet yesterday and he weighed in at a whopping 9 ounces!

[TheLoneGunman]

At his present growth rate of 50% per week (you said he was 6 oz before), by Xmas, he should weigh about 150 lbs and be able to pretty much dominate the rodent kingdom.

[Twilight]

Originally posted by TheLoneGunman
At his present growth rate of 50% per week (you said he was 6 oz before), by Xmas, he should weigh about 150 lbs and be able to pretty much dominate the rodent kingdom.
Maybe he'll be smart enough to eat and poop on his own by then...

[ufcrusher]

A few years ago there was a big squirrel over population at Lehigh University. The squirrels were coming up to people who were sitting on the grass and basically had become used to being hand fed. The dean (may have been the president) decided that due to health and safety reasons they had to get rid of the squirrels. Apparently some tree hugging students got wind of his "evil" plan to kill the squirrels and started picketing and protesting about it. They were holding a rally for the squirrels when a red tailed hawk showed up and in the middle of the rally grabbed a squirrel from in front of them. The hawk stayed around for a few weeks picking squirrels off at its leisure, but the tree huggers thought that the dean had somehow hired the hawk.

This story was actually came from the dean so it is actually true. I happen to think its hillarious.

[attgig]

HA HA!
that's an awesome story. :)

[johnnymk]

Is that hawk available for rent?

[Nanotech9]

sounds like the time they saved the dolphin or whatever, released it into the water, and a little ways out a shark ate it :o

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by Nanotech9
sounds like the time they saved the dolphin or whatever, released it into the water, and a little ways out a shark ate it :o

That's hillarious... well in that sick gory way, but the irony oh the irony.

I say shoot the bastard
Then again, he probably lived there for a while, so he has nowehere else to go, if you have time you can catch him and set him free in the woods or something.

[Markel]

Originally posted by Nanotech9
sounds like the time they saved the dolphin or whatever, released it into the water, and a little ways out a shark ate it :o
I think that was an otter that had been picked up and cleaned up after the Exxon Valdez mess. Its release was a big publicity stunt that turned sour. It might have been a killer whale that snacked on the beastie.

[aglio412]

here you go, have some lunch:

http://maindishrecipe.com/az/slwckdsqirrl.asp

[Speedfreak]

THS, would you like to come over for dinner tonight. Please bring a friend...


"2 squirrels - skinned, gutted, and cut into pieces"

[The Happy Squirrel]

hmmm ill ahve to buy some anti-hawk spray.... hehehe

[g222leav]

well, this was my school;s solution to the rodent population...

http://www.geocities.com/g222leav/rodent.txt