lamest joke

[Sir_Froggy]

i found the lamest joke today but i think it's hilarious

What does Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common?

they have the same middle name! get it?? ahahahahahhahahaha :heh: :heh: boy i crack myself up....

oh here's another but this one is one of my favorites

Wanna hear a long joke?
jjjooookkkkeeee

ahahahah get it? :heh:

last one
Wanna hear a quick joke?
joke <---said really fast
ahahhahah get it?? :heh:

[OC]

:bigeyes:

[jujubees]

You wanna know what's worse? My bf cracks himself up by telling the joke:

"How do you catch a rabbit?"
"You imitate a carrot!"

He's 29, and he's almost normal in every other way, though. :hmm: I might have to send him back to the factory ...

[Grimm]

Originally posted by jujubees
You wanna know what's worse? My bf cracks himself up by telling the joke:

"How do you catch a rabbit?"
"You imitate a carrot!"

He's 29, and he's almost normal in every other way, though. :hmm: I might have to send him back to the factory ...

Would you really be happy if he was perfect???
Think of it as a challange.

[Nanotech9]

froggy- those are so "un-funny" they actually made me laugh... hehehe.

[welfareloser]

no! the smokey and alexander is funny as hay-ell! i'm laughing! everyone else in the room is looking at me like i have lobsters crawling out of my ears, but i'm laughing!!!!!!

[g222leav]

hahahaha:D

oh wait...nevermind

[The Happy Squirrel]

coupla more lamers
what did the farmer say when he lsot his tractor?
Wheres my tractor!

ehhahaha

Why is it so windy ina baseball stadium?
Beacuse of all the fans.

[Mike_N_Ike]

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels...


Hahahahahahahah:heh:

[attgig]

what's 2+2???

4!


ha ha ha ...not really a joke, but I'm cracking up at the fact that I'm posting this :)

[Kim]

I must have a fever or be delirious, 'cuz I laughed at all of these.

[welfareloser]

i dunno, kim... i was gonna blame it on the two beers i had last night... but the middle name joke is still funny this morning...

[oblongmelon]

IT'S nice to see the 'youngins can still find silly things funny. Oh Yeh,btw I laughed. Thanks froggy. Now let's wait and see if Passwird can match you and be equally as clever..*snicker*

[Burzhui]

:eek3:

[Kenas]

where is funny? :confused: it's lame! :D

[Speedfreak]

:happy:

[ZrEo0]

the replys to the joke are funnier than the jokes themselfs

[Burzhui]

So this mushroom walks into a bar and the bar tender says "You look like a fun guy"

get it?:heh:

[ChrisMG187]

A man walked into a bar. The guy behind him ducked.

[Sir_Froggy]

ahahahahaahahahahaah :heh: :heh:

u guys hilarious :heh: lol i like that carrot one...and the bagels and the fan one but my favorite is the mushroom one

ahahah :heh: i'mma die from laffing :P

[Speedfreak]

Ok, my best dumb joke:

A rope is walking down the street and he came upon a bar. He starts to go in, but notice there is a sign in the window which reads: "No ropes alowed". The rope really wants to go into the bar so he goes to the local clothing store for a disguise. He then walks back to the bar and sits down to order a drink. The bartender is not fooled. "HEY!", the bartender shouts, "You are a rope! Get out!" The rope is walking out of the bar when he has a great idea. He gets himself all tied up in a knot and takes out a comb and frays his head and feet. He then walks back into the bar and sits down. The bartender approaches the rope. "Hey, I already told you we don't allow ropes in here. Aren't you a rope?" Then the rope says: "I'm a frayed knot".

[Sir_Froggy]

aahahahahhahaha that's hilarious!! :heh: :heh: :heh:

[Memo]

HAHA the mushroom one made me laugh. I have one:

Damn.....I reposted an old joke <edits post and hangs head in shame>

[Sir_Froggy]

ummm.......sorry but i think Passwird told us that one already....

but it's still funny :)

[Bloodymess]

Ok, But only 'cause sbp dragged me back into the forums with a B-day wish from my friends here.

What's Yellow and dangerous ?.....
Shark infested mustard :)

That's one of those that used to have us rolling on the floor.. but come to think of it that may have actually been a little purple thing that caused that... Oh now I rememeber why I stopped posting here, something about self incrimination :angel:

[Sir_Froggy]

newest joke

Refugee 1: How did u get out of Iraq?
Regfugee 2: Iran

ahhahahahha get it?? :heh: :heh:

boy i crack myself up :P