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OC
09-21-2001, 11:35 PM
(I stole this from K2 in the chat room - thx K2!)

On a bottle of Nytol (a sleeping aid): Warning: May cause drowsiness.

Any others?

-OC

K2
09-21-2001, 11:39 PM
On instructions for a hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial bath bar:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

On a frozen dinner package:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On a hotel-provided shower cap box:
Fits one head.

On Tesco's Tirimisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging from a Rowenta Iron.
Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On a bottle of Nytol (a sleeping aid):
Warning: May cause drowsiness.

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.

On an American Airlines package of nuts:
Instructions: Open package, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

On a package of Sunmaid raisins:
Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?

On curling iron instructions:
Do not put into eyes

attgig
09-21-2001, 11:41 PM
where'd u get that list from :)

K2
09-21-2001, 11:45 PM
Originally posted by att gig
where'd u get that list from :)

some e-mail...

found 1 more:

On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

Sir_Froggy
09-21-2001, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by K2
On instructions for a hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.

On an American Airlines package of nuts:
Instructions: Open package, eat nuts.

On curling iron instructions:
Do not put into eyes

ahahahahahahah those are hilarious! lol :heh: :heh:

Grimm
09-22-2001, 09:39 AM
They just need to replace all those warings with one generic one:

Warning: Not for use by stupid people.

That should cover them all pretty well.

GraingerGuy
09-22-2001, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by K2

On a frozen dinner package:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On Tesco's Tirimisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)

On packaging from a Rowenta Iron.
Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.

On an American Airlines package of nuts:
Instructions: Open package, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

On curling iron instructions:
Do not put into eyes

These about killed me they were so funny! Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

g222leav
09-22-2001, 02:35 PM
i posted this somewhere else but i couldn't find the thread...

http://www.geocities.com/g222leav/gag.txt

Kenas
09-22-2001, 04:46 PM
:heh: :heh: WOW how stupid can people get?!

Anck Su Namun
09-22-2001, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by K2


some e-mail...

found 1 more:

On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
hahahaha:laugh:

Burzhui
09-22-2001, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by Kenas
:heh: :heh: WOW how stupid can people get?!
very very very stupid... unfortunately :(