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(I stole this from K2 in the chat room - thx K2!)
On a bottle of Nytol (a sleeping aid): Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Any others?
-OC
On instructions for a hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial bath bar:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On a frozen dinner package:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a hotel-provided shower cap box:
Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tirimisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging from a Rowenta Iron.
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On a bottle of Nytol (a sleeping aid):
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
On an American Airlines package of nuts:
Instructions: Open package, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a package of Sunmaid raisins:
Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?
On curling iron instructions:
Do not put into eyes
attgig
09-21-2001, 11:41 PM
where'd u get that list from :)
Originally posted by att gig
where'd u get that list from :)
some e-mail...
found 1 more:
On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
Sir_Froggy
09-21-2001, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by K2
On instructions for a hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
On an American Airlines package of nuts:
Instructions: Open package, eat nuts.
On curling iron instructions:
Do not put into eyes
ahahahahahahah those are hilarious! lol :heh: :heh:
Grimm
09-22-2001, 09:39 AM
They just need to replace all those warings with one generic one:
Warning: Not for use by stupid people.
That should cover them all pretty well.
GraingerGuy
09-22-2001, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by K2
On a frozen dinner package:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco's Tirimisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)
On packaging from a Rowenta Iron.
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
On an American Airlines package of nuts:
Instructions: Open package, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On curling iron instructions:
Do not put into eyes
These about killed me they were so funny! Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
g222leav
09-22-2001, 02:35 PM
i posted this somewhere else but i couldn't find the thread...
http://www.geocities.com/g222leav/gag.txt
Kenas
09-22-2001, 04:46 PM
:heh: :heh: WOW how stupid can people get?!
Anck Su Namun
09-22-2001, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by K2
some e-mail...
found 1 more:
On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
hahahaha:laugh:
Burzhui
09-22-2001, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by Kenas
:heh: :heh: WOW how stupid can people get?!
very very very stupid... unfortunately :(
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