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Anck Su Namun
09-22-2001, 09:35 AM
I almost choked to death on tuna a couple weeks ago. I inhalted it and couldn't breathe it was scary as crap. Then I couldn't talk a little while after it happened and my throat was so sore for days. Then yesterday my boss made me laugh when I was trying to eat and I started choking on chicken a little, but that wasn't as bad. Argh.

Kim
09-22-2001, 04:27 PM
Yikes, I'm glad you're ok.

Anck Su Namun
09-22-2001, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by Kim
Yikes, I'm glad you're ok. Thanks

El Scorcho
09-29-2001, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by nefertiti
Then yesterday my boss made me laugh when I was trying to eat and I started choking on chicken a little, but that wasn't as bad. Argh. [/

:hihi:

glad youre ok;)

pennypinch
09-29-2001, 12:04 PM
Yeah, I hear Bill Buckner and Steve Smith also have problems with choking. Just remember, if you're alone and choking either

a) climb up on a table and jump so that your abdomen lands on the top of a chair or;

b) Run into a door handle.

I'm not even joking. I spent my youth as a lifeguard, and some of the videos and illustrations we had in some of our training materials were straight up uproarious. Seeing people run full tilt into a closed door was priceless.

El Scorcho
09-29-2001, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by pennypinch
Yeah, I hear Bill Buckner and Steve Smith also have problems with choking. Just remember, if you're alone and choking either

a) climb up on a table and jump so that your abdomen lands on the top of a chair or;

b) Run into a door handle.

I'm not even joking. I spent my youth as a lifeguard, and some of the videos and illustrations we had in some of our training materials were straight up uproarious. Seeing people run full tilt into a closed door was priceless.

ive heard of thrusting your abdomen into the back of a chair but i dunno bout jumping off a table... i think thatd do more damage then it would help. Frankly i think id rather just sit there and choke then break my ribs and probably my leg.

Anck Su Namun
09-29-2001, 03:48 PM
haha thanks you guys :) I will make mental note of those tips. It seems I am prone to choking lately :(

Jihforce
10-01-2001, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by nefertiti
haha thanks you guys :) I will make mental note of those tips. It seems I am prone to choking lately :(
Maybe because the food in MD sucks...time to come back to Cali and eat some Sushi :D

ArkiStan
10-01-2001, 05:38 PM
damn...drowning and choking are some of the scariest things that could happen to you...

Anck Su Namun
10-01-2001, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by Jihforce

Maybe because the food in MD sucks...time to come back to Cali and eat some Sushi :D
:heh: :heh: :heh:
Well I think tuna and chicken are the same everywhere anyway. I think...