it's nicotine! it's water! it's nicotine water!

[mojo]

yes, folks...it's nicotine water. satisfy your craving for this addictive substance without the unhealty aspects. you, too, can be addicted and not worry about not being healthy. why have a nicotine patch, when your cravings can be satisfied in this delicious bottle of water? would you smoke while on the treadmill? of course not! would you wear a nicotine patch? they are unsightly! would you chew nicotine gum? no! why would you, when there is healthy, clean, nicotine water!
http://www.nicotinewater.com/

[speedracer120]

I wonder how they taste. :hmm: :lick: :puke:

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by speedracer120
I wonder how they taste. :hmm: :lick: :puke:

Probably like if you mixed in the ash from the ashtray, a little bile, and some kind of acid... that's what it would taste like

[welfareloser]

wish they had come up with this sooner. nicotine is a memory-access enhancer - take some before you take a test, you remember better the stuff you studied. cept tobacco baaaad, and patches and gum expensive... 69 cents a bottle is what i like to hear.

anyway. i'm outta school, so oh well...

[Anck Su Namun]

eeeeeeewwwww gross

[Markel]

I thought it was bad enough when the came out with caffeinated water! Just give me my coffee.

[Grimm]

How much do you think I could make selling water with nicotine AND caffene? Who needs crack? Have some water!

[Blu]

Hey! My old roomate and I invented that a while ago!!! (http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=12063)


TBG

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by TheBluGuy
Hey! My old roomate and I invented that a while ago!!! (http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=12063)


TBG

yeah, but there was more than just nicotine in that water... all the tobacco nasties leached out, too... blech. much cheaper that way, tho :D

[Markel]

Originally posted by TheBluGuy
Hey! My old roomate and I invented that a while ago!!! (http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=12063)
TBG
You forgot to take out a patent! :heh:

[Blu]

Originally posted by welfareloser


yeah, but there was more than just nicotine in that water... all the tobacco nasties leached out, too... blech. much cheaper that way, tho :D
Well, that and the fact that our NicoTea was equivalent to about 15 cigs.

TBG

[brainsmile]

sick... why not just swallow some chewing tobacco spit... :puke:

[Markel]

Originally posted by TheBluGuy
Hey! My old roomate and I invented that a while ago!!! (http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=12063)
TBG
I wonder if this has anything to do with him being his old roommate? :hmm:

[Speedfreak]

Can you people read? It says it tastes like water. :rolleyes:


I think this would be good for all smokers to use. It won't effect anyone around you, you are putting something good in your body, it may be easier to ween your self off nicotine.

[Markel]

Maybe they should package it in little vials that you suck on so that you don't have to withdraw from the physical addiction at the same time. They could pack those little vials 20 to a box....

[mojo]

Originally posted by welfareloser
wish they had come up with this sooner. nicotine is a memory-access enhancer - take some before you take a test, you remember better the stuff you studied. cept tobacco baaaad, and patches and gum expensive... 69 cents a bottle is what i like to hear.

anyway. i'm outta school, so oh well...

i believe they said that after shipping, handling, and ticketbastards gets their share, it comes out to like $2/bottle


Originally posted by Speedfreak
Can you people read? It says it tastes like water. :rolleyes:


and nutrasweet tastes like sugar :rolleyes:

[Markel]

Originally posted by mojorisin
i believe they said that after shipping, handling, and ticketbastards gets their share, it comes out to like $2/bottle
What? No sin tax??

[nomoney]

Thank you speedy....gawd....why does everyone think that nicotine tastes like tobacco. Does a person walking around with one of those patches smell like an ashtray? Not if he is just wearing the patch.

[Markel]

Originally posted by PsillyPyro
Thank you speedy....gawd....why does everyone think that nicotine tastes like tobacco. Does a person walking around with one of those patches smell like an ashtray? Not if he is just wearing the patch.
Shuuure. And then you're going to try to tell us that caffeine doesn't taste like coffee. But we won't be fooled. :P