kleptomaniacal urges

[welfareloser]

today i suddenly got the urge to steal something - twice! the first was at target, in the camping section they have these display tents that are exactly like the ones you can buy, except they're really tiny, like a foot tall. they're so damned cute! but if you want one, you have to steal it, cuz they don't sell em.

the second thing was these itty bitty little wipers on the headlights of a new volvo. only a pretentious bungholio of a car would have those, so i just really wanted to show that smug little car who was boss of THIS ghetto by stealin em. yeah.

:D

[chrissy]

ROFL!

I was in Target today with Audie! And she said the same thing! She thought it would be good for our cat?

I told her that it wasn't for sale, so she wanted to take it...

*sigh*

[psycho-]

Hey! I own a volvo with headlamp wipers! They're really useful if you drive up to the mountains and go skiing and such or if you drive fast and hit alot of bugs.

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by psycho-
Hey! I own a volvo with headlamp wipers! They're really useful if you drive up to the mountains and go skiing and such or if you drive fast and hit alot of bugs.

well, i can't afford a volvo, so therefore you aand your car are pretentious.

and when your wiper blades turn up missing, it wasn't me. not even if you see them installed on my bigwheel.