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chrissy
09-30-2001, 11:28 AM
And now that you are here...

http://www.nandotimes.com/nation/story/113149p-1252513c.html

Can you say OMG??? :eek:
sbp
09-30-2001, 11:32 AM
:puke:
welfareloser
09-30-2001, 11:34 AM
well.
jujubees
09-30-2001, 11:45 AM
Ya know, I was *just* about to drink some cranberry juice, but I'm having second thoughts ...
Burzhui
09-30-2001, 11:47 AM
3 inches.... that's one small winky and :puke:
Kim
09-30-2001, 12:29 PM
EEEWWWW!
M_A_C
09-30-2001, 12:51 PM
CRIPES!
Anck Su Namun
09-30-2001, 01:10 PM
Wow and I thought the chicken head in the McDonald's wings was bad :eek:
welfareloser
09-30-2001, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by nefertiti
Wow and I thought the chicken head in the McDonald's wings was bad :eek:

yeah, at least it was still chicken! long pig is another matter entirely...
Anck Su Namun
09-30-2001, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by welfareloser


yeah, at least it was still chicken! long pig is another matter entirely... eeeeeeeeeewwwww :puke:
DoPeY5007
09-30-2001, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by sbp
:puke:

I second that

:puke: :puke: :puke:
:eek:
welfareloser
09-30-2001, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by dopey5007


I second that

:puke: :puke: :puke:


i don't think that's jsut a second... more like a ninth or a tenth... :P

oh, and me too :puke:

but from the sound of the article, it was a 3 inch segment starting at the base, so it presumeably did not include the head... chopped at both ends would make it less recognizable, at least.
Memo
09-30-2001, 02:10 PM
God damn dude, It says it comes in a clear glass container. DID HE NOT SEE THE PENIS FLOATING INSIDE? DID HE THINK IT WAS A FLAVOR CRYSTAL? That's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sick.
YanksFanRy
09-30-2001, 04:05 PM
We should get a hold of the weenie and put up signs around the country:

ATTENTION!
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR PENIS?
DID YOU PERHAPS LEAVE IT IN A JAR OF FRUIT PUNCH?
FOUND IN COLORADO. IF YOU PROVE IT IS YOURS YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK.
IT'S WHITE, APPRXIMATELY THREE INCHES IN SIZE, AND CUT AT THE BASE.
CALL 555-555-5552


Ha! Wonder what kind of wacky calls you'd get!
El Scorcho
09-30-2001, 04:10 PM
"Oo! oo! my fruit punch came with a prize!"
Sir_Froggy
09-30-2001, 04:33 PM
jebus crust! :eek:
chrissy
10-04-2001, 09:25 AM
http://www.nandotimes.com/nation/story/122431p-1297118c.html

Just an update... it wasn't a penis...
welfareloser
10-04-2001, 09:27 AM
that's pretty embarrassing to hafta say "it's a penis! no, wait... it's a mold. whateva."
aglio412
10-04-2001, 09:31 AM
dayem...i thought someone finally found my penis...

ahhh, the search continues....
Markel
10-04-2001, 09:31 AM
"...not a human penis, as previously confirmed by a pathologist, but mold or bacteria...." I wonder who that pathologist bribed to get his position? :confused:
GraingerGuy
10-04-2001, 09:47 AM
yuck! That......is......awful!
Jeffbx
10-04-2001, 09:47 AM
Reminds me of a song from a while back, "Detatchable Penis".

Anyone ever hear that?