View Full Version : What's the best superpower to have?
brainsmile
10-02-2001, 02:29 PM
Invisibility?
Reading Minds?
X-ray vision?
Place your vote... the above are just suggestions
styleee
10-02-2001, 02:32 PM
hands down, the best superpower would be teleportation.
you could be anywhere, anytime. it would be so awesome.
welfareloser
10-02-2001, 02:36 PM
i have never been able to decide between invisibility and flying. i think invisibility; that is my leaning for today, anyway...
chrissy
10-02-2001, 02:52 PM
I already have the best superpower... well two, but I will only talk about one in mixed company. ;)
With my kids, when I know they are lying, I tell them I see the "Blue Mommy Dot". It is something only mommies can see -- so no daddy's or Donnie's can see it. Just me.
It is a dot that appears in the middle of their forehead when they are lying to me. So, if Audie comes in and says Mikey hit her, I ask him -- he says "no" (of course, or the "but she did it first story") and I brush his bangs back and if he backs away or hides his forehead, he is lying. It's really cool :D
welfareloser
10-02-2001, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by chrissy
...I brush his bangs back and if he backs away or hides his forehead, he is lying. It's really cool :D
:heh: you are evil! that's awesome. ;)
irwin
10-02-2001, 03:09 PM
I'd have to say invisibility, but you have to remember that I'm 16 and don't have a girlfriend. ;)
topane
10-02-2001, 03:13 PM
Telekinesis
ChrisMG187
10-02-2001, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by Passwird
I'd have to say invisibility, but you have to remember that I'm 16 and don't have a girlfriend. ;) I feel ya bro.
Grimm
10-02-2001, 03:19 PM
Precognition.
"Yes I would like a Lotto ticket, numbers 3, 7, 13, 23, 34, and 41."
Nanotech9
10-02-2001, 03:26 PM
omnipotence?
(no, NOT Impotence! :rolleyes: )
brainsmile
10-02-2001, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by Nanotech9
omnipotence?
(no, NOT Impotence! :rolleyes: )
whew!
:winkie:
Jihforce
10-02-2001, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by Passwird
I'd have to say invisibility, but you have to remember that I'm 16 and don't have a girlfriend. ;)
Well, it would help if you didn't spend every waking moment here.
I would go for invisibility but that tends to be missused (refer to Passwird) Same goes for x-ray. So I would have to say....flying. :D
brainsmile
10-02-2001, 04:02 PM
How bout if you could hypnotize anyone you wanted
Jihforce
10-02-2001, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by brainsmile
How bout if you could hypnotize anyone you wanted
Oooh. that definitively could be missused. :D I LIKE IT!
jujubees
10-02-2001, 04:05 PM
What? No males have said "understanding women" yet?! Frankly, I'm shocked :P
How about bending time? Is that an option? :D
brainsmile
10-02-2001, 04:06 PM
No superpower can do that.
Unless you get Lorena Bobbitt"ized"
Grimm
10-02-2001, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by brainsmile
How bout if you could hypnotize anyone you wanted
Hmmm... Brainsmile will be attempting to hypnotize me today. I think I will take $100K of my lotto winnings and pay invisible Passwird to sneak up behind him and whack him on the head, hard. :P
brainsmile
10-02-2001, 04:09 PM
OUCH!!! who did that?
pennypinch
10-02-2001, 04:11 PM
What a dysfunctional group of superheroes we'd be.
I'm all for the ability to stop or slow time.
That, or woodpower. You know, be able to shoot wood out of my fingertips, or turn things into wood. Or better yet, have otherworldly carpentry skills. Yeah....wood.
eSDee
10-02-2001, 04:15 PM
I would say invisibility. Although I wouldn't be using it for any kind of good, mostly just supermodels dressing rooms and stuff like that. :naughty:
topane
10-02-2001, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by pennypinch
That, or woodpower. You know, be able to shoot wood out of my fingertips, or turn things into wood. Or better yet, have otherworldly carpentry skills. Yeah....wood.
*Insert childish joke about "wood" here*
*Insert childish joke about "shooting wood" here*
*Laugh like Beavis and/or Butthead*
Originally posted by pennypinch
What a dysfunctional group of superheroes we'd be.
I'm all for the ability to stop or slow time.
That, or woodpower. You know, be able to shoot wood out of my fingertips, or turn things into wood. Or better yet, have otherworldly carpentry skills. Yeah....wood.
You know, I've always wondered about that whole stopping time thing. If you use it a lot, I would think that you would continue to age while the world stayed the same. Imagine looking like a 40 year old when you are 30. Hmm...
El Scorcho
10-02-2001, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by Leon
You know, I've always wondered about that whole stopping time thing. If you use it a lot, I would think that you would continue to age while the world stayed the same. Imagine looking like a 40 year old when you are 30. Hmm...
i always thought about that too and if you slowed everything down things would really be messed up for you.
Chemical reactions wouldnt happen as fast and things would be moving reaaaaaaally slow and i doubt youd be able to do ne thing if this happens ne ways.
Understanding women.
Oops, did I just say that?
:P
Burzhui
10-02-2001, 07:38 PM
Time Control
El Scorcho
10-02-2001, 07:55 PM
...
El Scorcho
10-02-2001, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by Burzhui
Time Control
Originally posted by Apex
Understanding women.
Oops, did I just say that?
:P
put them together and you get:
WOMEN CONTROL :naughty:
chrissy
10-02-2001, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by El Scorcho
put them together and you get:
WOMEN CONTROL :naughty:
Sweetie, we already have that... It's called a BRA! Or any variant of it...
El Scorcho
10-02-2001, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by chrissy
Sweetie, we already have that... It's called a BRA! Or any variant of it...
:D
oh n by the way i just figured something out... its sooooo frustrating:banghead:
i was looking at my number of posts: 447, 448, 449, 450 and its going up... i get to 457 and realize i dont need three more posts... i need 43 MORE!!! arghhhh i was thinking on the time scale! ahhhh:splat:
oh well... i guess ill just have to post TWICE as much now:D
chrissy
10-02-2001, 08:14 PM
:shake:
I was starting to wonder about your post in another thread about only needing 11 more...
I thought they changed all the math rules on me today.
Sir_Froggy
10-02-2001, 08:20 PM
how bout the ability to steal other people's powers??
ya know like parasite in Superman? he like sucks all of superman's powers away but superman is still alive so parasite can keep on feeding off his power....oh and u could take more than one persons power at a time...
now that would be a really kool power :P
El Scorcho
10-02-2001, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by chrissy
:shake:
I was starting to wonder about your post in another thread about only needing 11 more...
I thought they changed all the math rules on me today.
yeah i know im an idiot...... sorry:neartears
invulnerability :D
if i think of something better...i'll change it ;)
g222leav
10-02-2001, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by jujubees
What? No males have said "understanding women" yet?! Frankly, I'm shocked :P
How about bending time? Is that an option? :D
that's cause understanding women is not a superpower, it's a myth, totally unobtainable.
but anyways, i'd go for mind-reading cause it has more pratical uses.
any evil super powers you'd want?
Sir_Froggy
10-02-2001, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by DarkFury
The ability to conjure up "spontaneous money".
is that a superpower??
if it is than i would go and drain it from u :P cuz i have the draining power
mwahahahahhaha
IntegraTypeR
10-02-2001, 10:11 PM
ability to change the way ppl think
zenbooty
10-02-2001, 10:17 PM
The Wierding Way.
hoey222
10-03-2001, 07:29 AM
i'd dig that charles xavier mind control thing.
read minds - make people do or think whatever you want
it could also apply to that woman control thing too
:D :hmm:
attgig
10-03-2001, 07:40 AM
Originally posted by hoey222
i'd dig that charles xavier mind control thing.
read minds - make people do or think whatever you want
it could also apply to that woman control thing too
:D :hmm:
That was EXACTLY what I thought.....
i was surprised nobody during the first page mentioned this...
I'm all for mind control, so that all of you with your 'awesome' superpowers will be under my control!!!!
Then I can TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:heh:
(and passwird, instead of having to go around being invisible, you can just get any girl be your girl....:naughty: )
brainsmile
10-03-2001, 08:33 AM
I'm not sure about the parasite one. You would never be at full power and you would be dependent on other super heroes. What if there were no other ones?
chrissy
10-03-2001, 08:51 AM
Originally posted by brainsmile
I'm not sure about the parasite one. You would never be at full power and you would be dependent on other super heroes. What if there were no other ones?
Rouge. She has powers even though she hasn't mooched off someone, right?
brainsmile
10-03-2001, 08:58 AM
Rogue has powers without mooching though.
Someone like Cell from Dragonball Z would be cool. Powers wise
Grimm
10-03-2001, 09:19 AM
Originally posted by brainsmile
Rogue has powers without mooching though.
Someone like Cell from Dragonball Z would be cool. Powers wise
No Rogue's only power was sucking other people's power. If she sucks them to death, she gets to keep their powers though...
brainsmile
10-03-2001, 03:44 PM
THAT'S WHY CELL WAS BETTER
Anck Su Namun
10-03-2001, 03:45 PM
Control people or read peoples' minds :hehehmm:
BigJon
10-04-2001, 12:47 PM
Wolverine's healing power mixed with telepathy (reading minds) and telekenesis (moving objects with mind). Cool eh?
aglio412
10-04-2001, 12:51 PM
i'd like to be able to get out of bed on time...
Grimm
10-04-2001, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by aglio412
i'd like to be able to get out of bed on time...
Try to be realistic here! There is no way you could get a superpower as strong as that! :heh:
how about shape shifting? You would be the ultimate actor and could transform yourself into all kinds of shapes.....some that are very useful between the sheets :naughty:
Grimm
10-04-2001, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by Loki
how about shape shifting? You would be the ultimate actor and could transform yourself into all kinds of shapes.....some that are very useful between the sheets :naughty:
Cool, I would shapeshift into the form of Jesical Alba's boyfriend while he was out of town.. :naughty:
brainsmile
10-04-2001, 04:05 PM
WELL I'D BE MR FURIOUS
BrewMaster
10-04-2001, 04:43 PM
Teleportation would be the best!
You think, "Oh, I've got some advice for G-dub." Bam, you're in the oval office telling him what to do about Osama bin Laden.
You parked your car in the mall parking lot and don't know where it is exactly. Bam, you just teleported yourself to it. f course, why would you drive the car in the first place if you could just teleport yourself there, but that's beside the point. There's so many cool places you could go.
Wow, after writing that, I'm kinda bummed that I can't teleport. I got myself all excited....
oblongmelon
10-04-2001, 05:45 PM
I'm such a good cook it's sickening.
Speedfreak
10-04-2001, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by oblongmelon
I'm such a good cook it's sickening.
What is the "Meatloaf" power? :hmm:
Speedfreak
10-04-2001, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by att gig
That was EXACTLY what I thought.....
No, hoey MADE you think that. ;)
Speedfreak
10-04-2001, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by styleee
hands down, the best superpower would be teleportation.
you could be anywhere, anytime. it would be so awesome.
That would be sweet. Traffic sucks (the cars, not the movie :D).
Speedfreak
10-04-2001, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by ChrisMG187
Originally posted by Passwird
I'd have to say invisibility, but you have to remember that I'm 16 and don't have a girlfriend.
I feel ya bro.
Are you sure you wanted to say that, Chris? :heh:
Speedfreak
10-04-2001, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by pennypinch
I'm all for the ability to stop or slow time.
I have ALWAYS thought about that one after I used to watch that show "Small Wonder" where the girl could do that. :)
g222leav
10-04-2001, 10:27 PM
i wish i had to power to drink as much alcohol with out getting the drunkeness and hang over...infinate buzz!
brainsmile
10-05-2001, 08:23 AM
The superpower of having super MoJo, which women cannot resist.
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