Joke

[topane]

A (insert country of origin here) man is walking through a bazaar, when a stranger
comes up to him and offers to sell him some illegal Viagra
for 100 (local currency).

"No, not worth it!"

"OK, how about 50 (local currency)?"

"No, not worth it!"

"OK, 20?"

"No, not worth it!"

"How about 10?"

"No, not worth it!"

"Listen, these pills cost $10 (other currency of rich, capitalist nation) each.
How can you say they are not worth it?"

"Oh, the pills are worth it, it's my (non gender-specific reference to mate) is not worth it."

(OK, OK. I only cut-and-pasted the thing. It's now been edited for non-offensive sterility.)

[oblongmelon]

*nyuk nyuk nyuk* ;)

[Burzhui]

dude... that's not funny:(

[ironchef]

hehehe :hehehmm:

[Jenny]

Originally posted by Burzhui
dude... that's not funny:(

LOL I thought it was hysterical. :bigmouth: :heh: :thumbup:

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by Burzhui
dude... that's not funny:(

yeah, it's not nice to say blatantly racist things about an entire country full of people. :(

[topane]

oops, unintentional bump. Sorry

[ironchef]

i object to your use of "wife" in the punchline of the joke. why are not homosexuals represented? don't they have a use for viagra, too? insensitive bastard.

you should've made it about Afghans. that way, regardless of what you had written, so long as it was negative in some respect, it would've been completely acceptable.

[Markel]

Originally posted by ironchef
you should've made it about Afghans. that way, regardless of what you had written, so long as it was negative in some respect, it would've been completely acceptable.
All such jokes should refer to Martians. That way there is no possibility (or, if you are a UFO observer, only slight possiblity) of offense. Of course, half the jokes would no longer have much joke left in them.

[welfareloser]

heh - it's still offensive to black-market pill pushers, you insensitive freak. :P

[mojo]

Originally posted by welfareloser
heh - it's still offensive to black-market pill pushers, you insensitive freak. :P

why does the market have to be black? is there some insinuation about who would sell things illegally?

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by mojorisin


why does the market have to be black? is there some insinuation about who would sell things illegally?

*gasp*

we're all insensitive freaks!!!! what next? will we eat a kitty for lunch?!?!?!

we should be ashamed to be us. :disa:

[topane]

A (insert country of origin here) (non gender-specific reference to a human being) is walking through a (neutral word for "marketplace" or "outdoor shopping center"), when a (non gender-specific reference to another human being, with no reference to this person's ethnicity nor religion)
comes up to the first person and offers to sell the first person some (insert word for "not available in place where this conversation is taking place which does not imply that one or both people involved are doing anything which could be deemed illegal, immoral, or offensive by local standards, which may or may not reflect the standards of other places) (prescription drug which is only to correct a physical ailment in a small percentage of the population) for 100 (local currency).

"No, not worth it!"

"OK, how about 50 (local currency)?"

"No, not worth it!"

"OK, 20?"

"No, not worth it!"

"How about 10?"

"No, not worth it!"

"Listen, these pills cost $10 (other currency of rich, capitalist nation) each.
How can you say they are not worth it?"

"Oh, the pills are worth it, it's my (non gender-specific reference to mate) is not worth it."

[ironchef]

Originally posted by topane
him and offers to sell himGASP! Gender-specific pronouns! Good gawd what a creton you truly are!

[topane]

/me unplugs ironchef's keyboard

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by topane
/me unplugs ironchef's keyboard

:heh:

i mean... *gasp* he's right! i should be offended on behalf of all womankind! roar!

tahnks for the heads-up, ironchef, i almost forgot to be offended there...

[Markel]

Isn't political correctness fun? :pissed: :shake:

[Mike_N_Ike]

Originally posted by ironchef
you should've made it about Afghans. that way, regardless of what you had written, so long as it was negative in some respect, it would've been completely acceptable.
Um...no.

You want to condemn an entire race because of the actions of their political leaders? Brilliant. I believe the highjackers of a few airplanes had a similar idea.

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by welfareloser


yeah, it's not nice to say blatantly racist things about an entire country full of people. :(

it's not racist, it's just not funny... no matter who you say it about, you can say that about an guy and his wife ... still not funny

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by ironchef
i object to your use of "wife" in the punchline of the joke. why are not homosexuals represented? don't they have a use for viagra, too? insensitive bastard.

you should've made it about Afghans. that way, regardless of what you had written, so long as it was negative in some respect, it would've been completely acceptable.

Acceptable... yes.. funny... NO

By the way i have yet to find a cute afghan woman. If any of you spot one, take a picture i just want proof that they exist

[ironchef]

Originally posted by Mike_N_Ike
Um...no.

You want to condemn an entire race because of the actions of their political leaders? Brilliant. I believe the highjackers of a few airplanes had a similar idea. Sorry Mike. You missed the bulge in my cheek where my tongue was firmly planted.

That was a stab at Burzhui, who felt that this joke was offensive because it poked a little fun at a Russian, yet he's been planning the genocide of the entire Afghan population since 911. I was just stating guidelines for jokes that would be found humorous by him. Since then, the thread's taken a turn for the sillier. :heh:

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by welfareloser


*gasp*

we're all insensitive freaks!!!! what next? will we eat a kitty for lunch?!?!?!


what do you mean next? you don't? *whipes kitty stew off of mouth*

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by ironchef
Sorry Mike. You missed the bulge in my cheek where my tongue was firmly planted.

That was a stab at Burzhui, who felt that this joke was offensive because it poked a little fun at a Russian, yet he's been planning the genocide of the entire Afghan population since 911. I was just stating guidelines for jokes that would be found humorous by him. Since then, the thread's taken a turn for the sillier. :heh:

Dude the standards made he joke fun... however no matter who it's taking a stab at... it is just not funny


Now let me get back to my genocide plans *mumbles and walks away*