Make me rofl funny joke

[Jenny]

Cleaning out the aviary at a run-down zoo, the keeper
finds two finches have dropped dead from old age.
In the monkey cage he discovers two of the oldest
chimps have also kicked the bucket.


Waste not want not so he puts them in a sack with the
finches and later tips them in the lion's cage at
feeding time.


"Darn," roars the lion. "Not finch and chimps again."

[Nanotech9]

so this horse walks in to a bar and..... :P

[Two Cents]

I don't want to think about the layoffs in our office anymore, so I remembered a joke:

Man who stands on toilet, is high on Pot. :D

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by DarkFury
Urrrrggh... :2far:

Fish and chips.... i'm not into corny jokes :(

[Burzhui]

Man that walks into wall with an erection, is going to Bang Kok :D
Man who live in glass house... should change in basement

[Loki]

Originally posted by Two Cents
I don't want to think about the layoffs in our office anymore, so I remembered a joke:

Man who stands on toilet, is high on Pot. :D


Confucious say: Woman who fly upside down have crack up.

[Burzhui]

Man who drop wristwatch in toilet , have crappy time!

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.

Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.

Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand


:D

[Showtime]

So a man goes into a bar with his pet monkey.....
"Sorry sir we dont serve monkeys youll have to take him away", says the bartender.
"Ah he's harmless", promises the man.
The man orders and starts drinking. His monkey heads over to the pool table, snatches up the cue ball and swallows it whole.
"That does it get out now", yells the bartender.
So the man and his monkey leave.
A few weeks later the same man and his monkey come back to the bar.
The bartender says, "i thought i told you no monkeys."
The man replies, "no worries he's been fixed and wont cause anymore problems."
The man orders and starts drinking. The monkey just sits on the barstool next to him and grabs a peanut. Before he eats it he places it by his butt. The monkey continues to do this with every nut and the bartender scratches his head and asks why the monkey does this.
"Well", said the man, "after the cueball incident he always checks to see if it will fit on the way out."

[bella]

THE LOVE DRESS
>The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently
>married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped
>into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked
>by the door.
>
>"What are you doing?" she asked.
>
>"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work,"
>the daughter-in-law answered.
>
>"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
>
>"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
>
>"Love dress? But you're naked!"
>
>"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy
>and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would
>leave because he will be home from work any minute."
>
>The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and
>left. On the way home she thought about the love dress.
>When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best
>perfume and waited by the front door. Finally her husband
>came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.
>
>"What are you doing?" he asked.
>
>"This is my love dress" she replied.
>
>"Needs ironing." he said.

[Anck Su Namun]

Originally posted by bella
THE LOVE DRESS
>The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently
>married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped
>into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked
>by the door.
>
>"What are you doing?" she asked.
>
>"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work,"
>the daughter-in-law answered.
>
>"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
>
>"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
>
>"Love dress? But you're naked!"
>
>"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy
>and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would
>leave because he will be home from work any minute."
>
>The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and
>left. On the way home she thought about the love dress.
>When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best
>perfume and waited by the front door. Finally her husband
>came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.
>
>"What are you doing?" he asked.
>
>"This is my love dress" she replied.
>
>"Needs ironing." he said.
hahahahaha :heh:

[Kim]

Good one bella!

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by bella
THE LOVE DRESS
>"Needs ironing." he said.


ROFL ha ha ha, and ewww but hahahhaha:D

[Burzhui]

Man who run behind car... gets exhausted
Man who run in front of car gets tired

[Sir_Froggy]

Originally posted by Jenny
Cleaning out the aviary at a run-down zoo, the keeper
finds two finches have dropped dead from old age.
In the monkey cage he discovers two of the oldest
chimps have also kicked the bucket.


Waste not want not so he puts them in a sack with the
finches and later tips them in the lion's cage at
feeding time.


"Darn," roars the lion. "Not finch and chimps again."

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[Sir_Froggy]

Originally posted by bella
THE LOVE DRESS
>The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently
>married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped
>into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked
>by the door.
>
>"What are you doing?" she asked.
>
>"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work,"
>the daughter-in-law answered.
>
>"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
>
>"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
>
>"Love dress? But you're naked!"
>
>"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy
>and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would
>leave because he will be home from work any minute."
>
>The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and
>left. On the way home she thought about the love dress.
>When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best
>perfume and waited by the front door. Finally her husband
>came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.
>
>"What are you doing?" he asked.
>
>"This is my love dress" she replied.
>
>"Needs ironing." he said.



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so funny! u guys are hilarious!