Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

[irwin]

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? DarkFury!

[ChrisMG187]

Whoa!!! More like "Who found their dad's stash?"

[irwin]

Um, don't you guys remember 3rd grade? Sheesh.

Song goes like this...
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
*NAME*!
*Name*: Who me?
*others*: Yes, you!
*Name*: Couldn't be!
*others*: Then who?
*Name*: *name2*

[brain]

Is it just me or are Passwird's posts getting kind of strange...:rolleyes:

[jujubees]

Put down the bong-o :bandit:, oh Baron of *Bling* *Bling* ...

And umm ... anyone else find this ironic? :heh:


Originally posted by -->freakinfreak<--
Is it just me or are Passwird's posts getting kind of strange... Okay, time for my nap now ... :blush:

[irwin]

Originally posted by freakinfreak
Is it just me or are Passwird's posts getting kind of strange...:rolleyes:

Sorry, but I took a nap this afternoon, so I get to stay up late and make random posts! :)

[Jenny]

Okay, I swear, I'm 24! But Passwird, *I* remember that! And when I saw the thread title, I KNEW what it was going to be about! lol I just thought you were going to say the GAM or something. heheheh too funny.

[g222leav]

actually, i remember that too. we used to sing that on the bus on our way home, i swear our bus driver hated us. we were so loud and obnoxious.

passwird stole the cookie from the cookie jar.......

[Y2J]

Admittedly I remember this one too

good tune to it too, especially if lots of kids sing "Yes You" and "Then Who"

[Nija]

I only knew a few people who rode to school in a bus.. and it was short.. and most of them wore helmets....

and i've never heard that song before in my life.. must be a middle of the country/back east thing...
i'm guessing

Nij@

[revil]

Originally posted by Nija
I only knew a few people who rode to school in a bus.. and it was short.. and most of them wore helmets....
Heh. I've ridden on that bus. Only because It was the fastest way to get home. I guess it was kinda a luxury when your family owns the busses.

[oblongmelon]

My kids used to do that ALL the way to Canada and BACK every year on vacation. IT'S SOOOO ANNOYING..I say we knock passwird out and slather him with vicks vaporub.

[topane]

*burps after eating a handful of cookies*

[eSDee]

Erwin are you regressing?

[irwin]

Argh. It's *****. I'm not some freak. Who would name their kid Erwin?

[welfareloser]

hehehe... just to make this thread even more random and pointless, here's a loosely translated one we sang in germany when i was a kid... (the reglar type is what the "leader" singes, caps is the part everyone yells out in response...)

where are you?
HERE!
what do you drink?
BEER?
why not champagne?
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T TASTE GOOD!
how many kids do you have?
FOUR!
why not more?
I DON'T GET LAID!

keep in mind that this rhymes... and it went on and on and on... many verses...

very, very common children's song, even the first graders sang it on field trips, and none of the adults ever minded cuz germany wasn't founded by puritans unlike my current location... ;)

[Grimm]

Originally posted by Jenny
Okay, I swear, I'm 24! But Passwird, *I* remember that! And when I saw the thread title, I KNEW what it was going to be about! lol I just thought you were going to say the GAM or something. heheheh too funny.

I'm... even older... and I knew what was up. DF you blew it.

[attgig]

Hmmm, don't sweat it DF, I've never heard that stuff either....

weirdo songs...:-P

[Markel]

The next thing you know, Passwird will start leading us all in a chorus of "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall...."

[attgig]

99 bottles of beer!!!!

one fell down, pass it around
(one fell, what the hell)
(oh, and please remind me of the other variations...this was the first one that popped into my head)

98 bottles of beer on the wall...


(you started it :))

[Markel]

Originally posted by att gig
99 bottles of beer!!!!

one fell down, pass it around
(one fell, what the hell)
(oh, and please remind me of the other variations...this was the first one that popped into my head)

98 bottles of beer on the wall...


(you started it :))
The way I always remember it was:
"...you take one down, pass it around, <n-1> bottles of beer on the wall."

where, of course, the <n-1> notation was added after I stopped singing such songs. :P

[zenbooty]

Glory, glory hallelujah!
Teacher hit me with a ruler.
Met her at the door, with a loaded .44,
and she don't teach no more!

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by zenbooty
Glory, glory hallelujah!
Teacher hit me with a ruler.
Met her at the door, with a loaded .44,
and she don't teach no more!

jeez... i guess your ghetto was more ghetto than my ghetto... i learned the last two verses as:

so i bopped her on the bean, with a rotten tangerine
and the juice came rollin down!

[Markel]

Originally posted by welfareloser

so i bopped her on the bean, with a rotten tangerine
and the juice came rollin down!
The version I grew up with was close, except we ended with "And her teeth came marching out."

[Burzhui]

PASSWIRD DID IT!!!! GET HIM!!!:P

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by Markel

The version I grew up with was close, except we ended with "And her teeth came marching out."

quite a feat with a rotten tangerine, i must say. got|little league?

[Markel]

Originally posted by welfareloser

quite a feat with a rotten tangerine, i must say. got|little league?
I think it was to maintain the dignity of the original song by using the "marching" in the final line. :heh:

[ironchef]

we used to sing it similarly to the Booty man.. except we had:

Blew her head off with a magnum .44
and she ain't my teacher no more.

I also fondly remember:

deck the halls with gasoline
fa la la la laa, la la la la
light a match and watch it gleam
fa la la la laa, la la la la
watch your school burn down to ashes
fa la laaa, fa la laa, la la la
aren't you glad you played with matches?
fa la la la laaaa, la la la la

[brainsmile]

Brainsmile sheepishly puts the stolen cookie back in the cookie jar and apologizes to the G|A group.

he he

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by Markel

The way I always remember it was:
"...you take one down, pass it around, <n-1> bottles of beer on the wall."

where, of course, the <n-1> notation was added after I stopped singing such songs. :P

he he he
// courtesy of Burzhui
class Bottles
{
public static void main ( String args [] )
{
int bottle,
count = 99;


while (count != 0)
{

System.out.println ( count + " Bottles of beer on the wall, " + count + " bottles of beer you take one down you pass it around: ");
count --;
}
}
}

[Markel]

Originally posted by Burzhui

while (count != 0)
{

System.out.println ( count + " Bottles of beer on the wall, " + count + " bottles of beer you take one down you pass it around: ");
count --;
}
}
}

You left out one line of the song. After count--, you need to end with outputting
count + " bottles of beer on the wall."

Just the engineer in me coming out. ;)

[welfareloser]

barbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarb arbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbar

sorry. i kinda get the gist, but i is programmin-st00pid. :P

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by Markel


You left out one line of the song. After count--, you need to end with outputting
count + " bottles of beer on the wall."

Just the engineer in me coming out. ;)
Oh yea i forgot how the song goes... me so silly look for an updated version coming to you pretty soon, but i go home now

[Burzhui]

class Bottles
{
public static void main ( String args [] )
{
int bottle,
count = 99;


while (count != 0)
{

System.out.println ( count + " Bottles of beer on the wall, " + count + " bottles of beer you take one down you pass it around: ");
count --;
System.out.println ( count + " Bottles of beer on the wall");

}
}
}

[Markel]

Originally posted by Burzhui

Oh yea i forgot how the song goes... me so silly look for an updated version coming to you pretty soon, but i go home now
I've got another hour....

By the way, if you are into compact code you could just

System.out.println ( count + " Bottles of beer on the wall, " + count + " bottles of beer you take one down you pass it around, " + --count + " bottles of beer on the wall.");

And maybe, for compactness, you could just have a comple of constant strings where
s1 = " bottles of beer"
and
s2 = s1 + " on the wall"

so the above would just be

System.out.println ( count + s2 + count + s1 + " you take one down you pass it around, " + --count + s2);

[irwin]

Originally posted by welfareloser
barbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarb arbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbar


Bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, ba ran?

[brain]

To the tune of Gilligan's Island

There's Gilligan...
The stripper too...
The lesbian... and her wife...
The prostitute...
The gay man and Peter Paaaan...
Here on Gilligan's Isle

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by Passwird


Bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, ba ran?

nahh... a reference to the word "barbarians," which is derived from some ancient ppl (i think the greeks) thinking that everything those dirty loincloth wearin europeans said sounded like "bar bar bar."

just sayin, it's all greek to me. ;)

[g222leav]

ok, you guys have lost me.......

[jujubees]

Originally posted by g222leav
ok, you guys have lost me....... Was it really our fault? You're located halfway between lost and found, so ... business as usual, right? :hmm:

[g222leav]

yea good point! so i'm where i'm supposed to be..........


right?!?!?!

[dbax791]

Passwird!
Passwird Passwird Bo Basswird
Banana Fanna Fo Fasswird
Fe Fi Mo Masswird
Passwird!

(am I just beeing goofy or does anyone else remember this?)

[Markel]

Originally posted by g222leav
yea good point! so i'm where i'm supposed to be..........

right?!?!?!
If you don't know where you're going, you might already be there.

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by dbax791
Passwird!
Passwird Passwird Bo Basswird
Banana Fanna Fo Fasswird
Fe Fi Mo Masswird
Passwird!

(am I just beeing goofy or does anyone else remember this?)
i remember:D

[chrissy]

Big Mac, Filet o Fish, Quarter Pounder, French fries, Icy Coke, Milk Shake, Sundaes or Apple Pie


Or


2 all beef patties
Special sauce
Lettuce, cheese
pickle, onion
on a seasame seed bun

or

One I can't fully remember that starts out

My mom and your mom were hanging up clothes
My mom told you mom......

[g222leav]

wasn't that the theme song to an old frankie and annette movie?

[IntegraTypeR]

i think it was the mouse who stole the cookie from teh cookie jar .. ya kno the book "if you give a mouse a cookie ... " its like that .. mouse always wants a cookie or sumthin