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tupacboy
10-05-2001, 03:14 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1646502643

sorry if this is a repost... only a buck twenty five as of now 3:18 pst... kinda cheap...
DoPeY5007
10-05-2001, 03:23 PM
LOL...


People will sell anything on eBay :eek:
welfareloser
10-05-2001, 03:27 PM
a CERTIFIED virgin, no less... and he provides a certificate as a memento of his deflowering...

now, if it was a woman, the bids would be WAAAAY outta control already...
tupacboy
10-05-2001, 03:30 PM
hmm... how much would britney go for....
Anck Su Namun
10-05-2001, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by tupacboy
hmm... how much would britney go for....
wouldn't apply to her...she lives with Justin Timberlake you know.
tupacboy
10-05-2001, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by nefertiti

wouldn't apply to her...she lives with Justin Timberlake you know.

well... he can hold the video camera... :)...:bigmouth:
YanksFanRy
10-05-2001, 03:36 PM
I wonder if e-bay has noticed this... is it allowed?
DoPeY5007
10-05-2001, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by welfareloser


now, if it was a woman, the bids would be WAAAAY outta control already... I agree, there are more perverted mem on the internet than women :heh:
ProMinx
10-05-2001, 03:42 PM
i believe that word should be "desperate"...
Jihforce
10-05-2001, 03:45 PM
A male whore...how appropriate. :2far:
DoPeY5007
10-05-2001, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by ProMinx
i believe that word should be "desperate"...

ok more "desperate" instead of perverted :P
DoPeY5007
10-05-2001, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by Jihforce
A male whore...how appropriate. :2far:


well he is claming to be a virgin, so he can't be a whore yet :heh:
ProMinx
10-05-2001, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by Jihforce
A male whore...how appropriate. :2far:

yeah...just look at that money he's raking in. I should go show him how it's done! He also should've made it clear that the only activities to occur would take place in a hotel room to ensure neautrality and safety (and looks always matter). He sold himself short with the 1 penny opening bid. If you start at $2500 people will get curious and wonder what makes you so godly...and then they'll drive the price up.

ProMinx
DoPeY5007
10-05-2001, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by ProMinx


yeah...just look at that money he's raking in. I should go show him how it's done! He also should've made it clear that the only activities to occur would take place in a hotel room to ensure neautrality and safety (and looks always matter). He sold himself short with the 1 penny opening bid. If you start at $2500 people will get curious and wonder what makes you so godly...and then they'll drive the price up.

ProMinx


ProMinx aka the expert on selling yourself on the internet

LOL :heh: :hmm:
tupacboy
10-05-2001, 04:48 PM
i bet that person is betting that the item be closed by ebay...
welfareloser
10-05-2001, 04:49 PM
and the high bidder is "creepychinook" :heh: yes, indeedy...
welfareloser
10-05-2001, 04:50 PM
OMFG I KNOW ONE OF THE BIDDERS!!!!! imma give her SOOOO much sh*t for that...
tupacboy
10-05-2001, 04:51 PM
HAHAHAHAHHA
welfareloser
10-05-2001, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by DarkFury


Are you serious... I figure that the top bidder is gonna withdraw their bid once it is settled...

i am. it's one o my high school friends' older sister. it must be a prank to her, cuz she's not desperate...
Kenas
10-05-2001, 05:26 PM
yeah he can sell his virginity for $10,000 and then his butt virginity for twice as much :)
How desperate can you get to buy that :)?
Twilight
10-05-2001, 06:59 PM
Heh.. check out his previous auction:
http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1629794733
DoPeY5007
10-05-2001, 07:12 PM
he is also selling flag bumper stickers
http://abacus.sj.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/76a81fbbe94e057e8a3ae68756/i-1.JPG



wide range of items :hmm:
BrewMaster
10-05-2001, 07:22 PM
From eBay:
Humans, the human body or any human body parts may not be listed on eBay. Examples of prohibited items include, but are not limited to: organs, bone, blood, waste, sperm, and eggs. You may not include such items as a gift, prize or giveaway in connection with an item listed on eBay. Items that contain human hair (e.g., lockets) as well as skulls and skeletons that are used for educational purposes may be listed on eBay.

This auction won't really happen. I think that's why people are bidding so high.

Unless of course he falls under skeletons that are used for educational purposes.
welfareloser
10-05-2001, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by BrewMaster


This auction won't really happen. I think that's why people are bidding so high.

Unless of course he falls under skeletons that are used for educational purposes.

hmmm... "to jump one's bones..." and he will be getting some sex ed... yep, i think the lucky lady gonna hafta pay up!
Burzhui
10-05-2001, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by welfareloser

now, if it was a woman, the bids would be WAAAAY outta control already...

Hell yea, i can bet you it'd et up to minimum of 20 grand
syo202
10-05-2001, 08:35 PM
Man...this guy is pretty sad... :bandit:
BrewMaster
10-05-2001, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by Burzhui


Hell yea, i can bet you it'd et up to minimum of 20 grand

Why the hell would people pay so much to de-virginize someone? It can be done for a lot less and a lot easier than eBay. This is all pretty sad.
sho.gun
10-05-2001, 10:47 PM
ebay pulled it off its pages. good.
BrewMaster
10-05-2001, 11:10 PM
you know, I think he was some ugly, nasty, fat guy who couldn't get a girl if he paid her (ie. a hooker wouldn't sleep with him), so he devised this plan (and good one at that) and lifted that picture to make money and get a little lovin'. His sad ploy was foiled by the eBay gurus though. Nice try fat man.
g222leav
10-06-2001, 01:48 AM
hmmmmmm, i just tried to click on it, ebay said it's not availible......what's up with that? maybe he got some.

oh yea, i'd bet that brittney's been deflowered. and i'd also bet that it wasn't justin tinber-d!ck
Anck Su Namun
10-06-2001, 06:48 AM
Looks like ebay got rid of the auction hahaha
zenbooty
10-06-2001, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by g222leav
oh yea, i'd bet that brittney's been deflowered. and i'd also bet that it wasn't justin tinber-d!ck

No kidding! How do you think she got to be little Miss On Top of the World?

(Studio Exec) "You know Britney, its tough choices I have to make every day. Every week I get hundreds, nay, thousands of demos from girls all around the country. Some are talented, some aren't, but only a few get to make it all the way to a big time contract for a bigtime studio as this."

(Britney) "I understand, and I just want you to know I'm willing to go the EXTRA MILE for a chance at this."

(Exec) "I knew you'd understand. You're such a smart little girl."

(Unsavory goings on ensue)