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Burzhui
10-05-2001, 09:04 PM
A bacon flavored sports drink.... hmmm?
Call it Baconrade or BaconSobe
BrewMaster
10-05-2001, 09:10 PM
Probably because it would taste like vomit, not bacon. Have you ever let oily foods sit for about an hour? I'm sure you've seen clumped up oil...not a pretty sight. Just my 2 cents.

My question is, how about bacon scented perfume or lotion for women? That would drive the fellas crazaaaay!
fakesurfers
10-05-2001, 09:12 PM
not to mention the dogs
Burzhui
10-05-2001, 09:21 PM
[homer simpson]argggggg bacon [/homer simpson]

more bacon and don't skimp on the lard:D
BrewMaster
10-05-2001, 09:26 PM
I bet fast food chains could make a hell of a bacon milkshake. Thick and creamy bacon goodness!
El Scorcho
10-05-2001, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by fakesurfers
not to mention the dogs

"bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon... i smell BACONNN!! only one thing smells like bacon and thats BACON!!!" beggin strips: dogs dont know its not bacon.



im sure guys wouldnt either:P


and all those drinks are like things that TASTE like (insert flavor) i dunno how theyd get one for bacon
Sir_Froggy
10-05-2001, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by BrewMaster
I bet fast food chains could make a hell of a bacon milkshake. Thick and creamy bacon goodness!

...i'm sorry but i think that'd be pretty nasty :puke:
El Scorcho
10-05-2001, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by Sir_Froggy


...i'm sorry but i think that'd be pretty nasty :puke:

froggy havent seen you round here in a while...where you been?
BrewMaster
10-05-2001, 11:04 PM
I think they should sell buckets of bacon at ballgames and movies. YOu know, instead of popcorn or fries, you get a bucket of bacon to munch on. [homer]MMmmmm.....bacon[homer]
ZrEo0
10-06-2001, 01:04 AM
plain old lemon flavor is fine for me
Burzhui
10-06-2001, 10:16 AM
Originally posted by BrewMaster
I think they should sell buckets of bacon at ballgames and movies. YOu know, instead of popcorn or fries, you get a bucket of bacon to munch on. [homer]MMmmmm.....bacon[homer]


Ohhh yea, we'd all be so extrememly fat, but it would be sooo good
Anck Su Namun
10-06-2001, 10:27 AM
Originally posted by Burzhui
A bacon flavored sports drink.... hmmm?
Call it Baconrade or BaconSobe

Oh man is that ever sick :puke:
jujubees
10-06-2001, 10:34 AM
Originally posted by Burzhui
A bacon flavored sports drink.... hmmm?
Call it Baconrade or BaconSobe Cuz ummmm if you're downing any amount of bacon, you probably aren't participating in any sports. :P
YanksFanRy
10-06-2001, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by Burzhui
A bacon flavored sports drink.... hmmm?
Call it Baconrade or BaconSobe

Answer: Basically, because that's just nasty.
welfareloser
10-06-2001, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by YanksFanRy


Answer: Basically, because that's just nasty.

and yet, much more palatable than clamato.
El Scorcho
10-06-2001, 11:35 AM
with all this talk of mass bacon intake... i can just feeeel my arteries clogging:eek: :D
BrewMaster
10-06-2001, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by chosenfool



think of a football field covered with an inch of thick hardened yellowish lard during the cold winter season...:D

Hey, we could market that as G|A Turf instead of astroturf. I bet it'd be a little softer and it would make for some funny attempts to hold onto the football a-la a greased pig(skin). Who's with me!?
Anck Su Namun
10-06-2001, 03:10 PM
Hey while you're at it, why not a scrapple flavored drink?
:puke: :puke: :puke:
BrewMaster
10-06-2001, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by chosenfool


OR...

we can sell it to the NHL! as an ice substitute!

OK, chosenfool has just been appointed VP of Marketing at G|A Turf. How about a hand for our new VP!
Burzhui
10-06-2001, 10:22 PM
well i won't give you a hand but here's a finger :heh:

he he