what to get a girl on her 21st?

[g222leav]

so my best (female) friend is finally turning 21. i haven't seen her in two years. last time i visited was her 19th. i've known her since our soph year in high school. i gotta drive from chicago all the way to shampoo banana (maybe i can meet welfare, take some pics, and post em!). anyways, what should i get her, we normally chat online, she says not to get her anything, and that my presences alone should be enough, but i want to ger her something cause it is her 21st.

any suggestions?

[fakesurfers]

take her out to dinner, so she can use her 21-ness early and often
:cheers: :naughty:

[Burzhui]

get her a sybian :D

[g222leav]

Originally posted by Burzhui
get her a sybian :D

ummm, what's that? forgive my ignorance sir burzhui

[MusashiM]

I always like to get people something useful. If you can think of anything she needs, you might want to get her that. Of course, the other option is to get her something that will remind her of you. Maybe something that represents your friendship or maybe a time that you spent together.

[YanksFanRy]

Since she says she doesn't want anything, get her some gag gifts.

[g222leav]

Originally posted by MusashiM
I always like to get people something useful. If you can think of anything she needs, you might want to get her that. Of course, the other option is to get her something that will remind her of you. Maybe something that represents your friendship or maybe a time that you spent together.

last time i was there i give her a necklace with a silver crucifix, i think that'll serve you're suggestion. i dunno, she says we're goin to just "hang out" while i'm down there, so i don't think dinner with her will do.

[Sir_Froggy]

21 eh?

can't u start drinking when ur 21?

maybe get her like a set of shot glasses or some other fancy cup for drinking....cuz nobody likes just drinking outta a cup anymore

(ignore me i'm an idiot)

[g222leav]

you're also a youngin...hehe

[Sir_Froggy]

Originally posted by g222leav
you're also a youngin...hehe

:rolleyes: boys these days :rolleyes:

[PuTangClan]

Originally posted by Sir_Froggy
21 eh?

can't u start drinking when ur 21?

maybe get her like a set of shot glasses or some other fancy cup for drinking....cuz nobody likes just drinking outta a cup anymore

(ignore me i'm an idiot)

I with you, thats a good present

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by g222leav
so my best (female) friend is finally turning 21. i haven't seen her in two years. last time i visited was her 19th. i've known her since our soph year in high school. i gotta drive from chicago all the way to shampoo banana (maybe i can meet welfare, take some pics, and post em!). anyways, what should i get her, we normally chat online, she says not to get her anything, and that my presences alone should be enough, but i want to ger her something cause it is her 21st.

any suggestions?

hehe... give me a couple days notice and i'll PM you my address and either have some beer chillin in the fridge or get a babysitter. :)

something useful is good, or maybe a gift certificate that ties in with her interests (books, music... chocolate...)

i'm terrible at getting gifts, myself.

[ribitch]

Salami :naughty:

If shes not into that, then i would just get her a few drinks and let her order whatever she wants.

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by g222leav


ummm, what's that? forgive my ignorance sir burzhui

he he, nothing nothing, he he

It all depends what she's into man, you didn't tell us anything about her

[Cheesypuff]

A monkey....Everybody loves a monkey

[ribitch]

Originally posted by Cheesypuff
A monkey....Everybody loves a monkey

He can give her his monkey, she might like that. You know he would.

[g222leav]

Originally posted by Cheesypuff
A monkey....Everybody loves a monkey

hmmm, brain starts churning....good idea actually, although i'd probably want to keep it for myself

[MusashiM]

Hmmm... I could see this thread going inappropriate places... :hmm:

[g222leav]

knowing the posters on this forum i can too, the thought occured as i was posting it earlier...

but i'm talking about a stuff animal...not, err...sumthing else

[MusashiM]

I started to get worried with the post about salami... monkeys are okay though...hehe

[El Scorcho]

Originally posted by Cheesypuff
A monkey....Everybody loves a monkey

well how would you wrap it?..... oh wait... i know a way:heh:

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by MusashiM
Hmmm... I could see this thread going inappropriate places... :hmm:

Yea and i started it all... if only you people knew what a sybian was, but i won't tell you, do your own research:P

[g222leav]

i found it on google.....oh man, burzhui...

http://www.sybian.com/sybianindex.htm

man, if she was in dire need of one of these, i'd provide the real thing...now where's the knob to adjust rpm speed...

oh yea, i was perusing the venus 2000 section too...interesting

[Burzhui]

Are you someone whose sexual needs often go unfulfilled?
Are you single and do not have a partner available?
Do you travel on business trips and want sex, but are married?
Are you divorced and afraid to get involved again, or too busy to socialize?
Are you single and desire sex, but fear disease?



Wow in other words, are you a loser?

[zenbooty]

From what women have told me, that sybian is supposed to be mind-blowing. For all our talk, there's a few moves the male body is just not capable of making (unless you're some kind of shaolin love monk or something :D ).

Get her Skyye vodka. Chicks dig vodka.

[g222leav]

Originally posted by Burzhui



Wow in other words, are you a loser?

dude, taht's what i thought when i was reading that on the page.

[Burzhui]

The sybian has like 3 speeds, great sex , mind blowing sex, and who needs a man, that is like overdrive with a twin turbo

[g222leav]

man, see, all you need is the venus2000 and internet. no guy will ever leave home.

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by g222leav
man, see, all you need is the venus2000 and internet. no guy will ever leave home.

How true, with 700 strokes a minute... wow

[g222leav]

dude, imagine the chaffing

[PuTangClan]

This thread went from bad to really bad in less than a day!

[g222leav]

yea, and we still haven't accomplished the goal of the thread either

[BrewMaster]

Originally posted by Burzhui
The sybian has like 3 speeds, great sex , mind blowing sex, and who needs a man, that is like overdrive with a twin turbo

Why the hell do you know this stuff Burzhui? You frighten me...

[ribitch]

I had heard of sybian but never actually thought about a webpage. Thats funny as hell. I cant even imagine a chick using one of these. Any of the females here use one? Maybe we should check the girls got deals forum.

[ribitch]

Damn, thats some expensive ****. Check out:

http://www.sybian.com/sybtest4.htm

That makes one desperate chick.

[g222leav]

that's what i said.....
:rolleyes: :P

[Jeffbx]

Originally posted by Cheesypuff
A monkey....Everybody loves a monkey


[Abe Simpson]Boy, I can't wait to eat that monkey![/Abe Simpson]

[g222leav]

Originally posted by Jeffbx



[Abe Simpson]Boy, I can't wait to eat that monkey![/Abe Simpson]

mojo!!!!

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by BrewMaster


Why the hell do you know this stuff Burzhui? You frighten me...

Mwaahhahahhahhaha, i know much about certain stuff that will scare the general public:P

[styleee]

i can't believe that page didn't have a parental warning on it.

[MusashiM]

This is exactly what I was worried about happening...

[g222leav]

i dunno, i started this thread to get some ideas...and now the wrong ideas have been placed in my head...geez, if i had known that the thread needed a parental warning, i woulda had a different title...like:


"hey pervs at G|A, what should i get my really horny friend when she's becomes totally legal???"


j/k guys, i find this amusing though.

[El Scorcho]

well since it goes along with the topic...


anybody listen to loveline lastnight? damn! in hawaii the legal age (for you know what;) ) is 14?!?! i mean damn! thats wayyyy to friggen young

[g222leav]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
well since it goes along with the topic...


anybody listen to loveline lastnight? damn! in hawaii the legal age (for you know what;) ) is 14?!?! i mean damn! thats wayyyy to friggen young

if the teenage girls of hawaii look like the teenage girls in the chicago suburbs...errr, nevermind...

[MusashiM]

Originally posted by g222leav


if the teenage girls of hawaii look like the teenage girls in the chicago suburbs...errr, nevermind...

:hmm: have you ever been to hawai'i? :kawaii:

[g222leav]

Originally posted by MusashiM


:hmm: have you ever been to hawai'i? :kawaii:

unfortunatly no, don't they have the most expensive mcdonalds in the world?

[MusashiM]

Originally posted by g222leav


unfortunatly no, don't they have the most expensive mcdonalds in the world?

hehe, probably... but I should just write a book I guess: "Everything I Know About Hawaii, I Learned From Magnum P.I."....

[El Scorcho]

i like hawaii 5-o... hehe that show was great.

Du du du du duuuu dooo... du du dooo doo dooooo.... du du du du duuu dooooo du du du du doooooo...

sorry i cant sing it:(

hehe you get the picture though;)

[g222leav]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
i like hawaii 5-o... hehe that show was great.

Du du du du duuuu dooo... du du dooo doo dooooo.... du du du du duuu dooooo du du du du doooooo...

sorry i cant sing it:(

hehe you get the picture though;)

got|baywatchhawaii?

[Showtime]

Flowers, balloons, candy, and a small box with card.
Flowers: women love.
Balloons: reminds her of past birthdays and are "oh so fun."
Candy: everyone likes sweets and its always a nice touch. Nothing too big(no costco bags). I recomend chocolate covered strawberrys or that other chocolate store in the mall(not helen grace).
Lil box: Gold, silver, Platinum($$$!), bracelet inscribed with "Happy 21st(b-day), love [insert your name here].
Card: Find a funny/cute card. In the card write something you remember of her when you 1st met and what she means to you blah blah blah blah ... blah. love, [insert name].
Dont get too mushy or assume anything will change. With this combination of presents she will never forget her 21st or you.

[El Scorcho]

id suggest a clown, pony, and magician. Women like those right?

:D

[g222leav]

i dunno about clowns, ponies or a magician, she's turning 21 years, not 21 months, sorry if i wasn't clear.

well, i get her candies all the time, so that won't work

i got her ballons where she turned 17 ($180 worth of liquor when she turned 16)

and as i said before, jewelry for x-mas...i think i've run down all the popular possiblilites.

[El Scorcho]

well how bout a little vacation?

[YanksFanRy]

Regarding the one for females to use:


We have a product demonstration video available in English. The first 22 minutes is on Sybian and the remaining 18 minutes is on Venus 2000. This video is explicit and shows both machines being used but is not intended to be pornographic in any way.

[g222leav]

ohh, where do i sign up?

[MusashiM]

uhhh... they make demonstration videos? :disa:

[chrissy]

I was wondering why this thread was so popular... now I know :D

Anyway, I know you said you were getting jewelry for christmas, but what about a charm braclet or something you can add to every year?

Does she collect anything? Precious moments? Crystal? How about a day in a spa? Any Mineral springs where you are?

[ribitch]

I figured it out. Something you will enjoy giving, and every girl would love to get.

A Pearl necklace.

[Anck Su Namun]

A primal elements candle :D I love those things, they smell so good.
http://www.thetreasurebox.net

[g222leav]

ok, so this evening i'm gonna drive down to urbana and spend the weekend with this gal. she's turning 21 on sunday, so it's basically a 3 day drink-fest. i'll see if i can sneak a beer at welfare's....

oh, and the gift....still nothing yet, gonna pick up my pay check, and head over to the mall real quick to see if anything inspires me. if all else fails, i suppose a stuffed animal will do. (maybe a monkey!)

wish me luck and soberity

[welfareloser]

i don't think anyone here would wish sobriety on ANYONE... :heh:

i'm sure you'll be too busy, but if not, gimme a call... (check your PM)