hahaha Joke

[Jenny]

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for
airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't
get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

[eSDee]

:heh: That's classic. Nice job Jen. :thumbup:

[DoPeY5007]

ROFLMAO


:bigmouth: :heh: :laugh:



to funny

[mojo]

i don't get it :hmm:

[Two Cents]

Originally posted by mojorisin
i don't get it :hmm:

You must be a blonde...:P

[Markel]

Maybe she got stuck in the shower:

Apply, Lather, Rinse. Repeat.

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by mojorisin
i don't get it :hmm:

me neither:confused:

[Markel]

If it's the first joke you don't get, she didn't want to open the door to exit her room because the "Do Not Disturb" sign was hanging on the inside (where it always is unless you move it).

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by Markel
If it's the first joke you don't get, she didn't want to open the door to exit her room because the "Do Not Disturb" sign was hanging on the inside (where it always is unless you move it).

really there are do not disturb signs??? ok i guess it makes sense.. still not haha funny...:(

[Markel]

Originally posted by Burzhui
really there are do not disturb signs??? ok i guess it makes sense.. still not haha funny...:(
I guess if you haven't stayed in hotels/motels much, the humor of the joke might escape you. Yes, most of them have a "doorknob hanger" that says "do not disturb". If you don't want to be disturbed (for instance, if you are planning to sleep in and don't want the housekeeping staff knocking on your door staring at 8:30am or so), you put the do-not-disturb doorknob hanger on the outside of your door.

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by Markel

I guess if you haven't stayed in hotels/motels much, the humor of the joke might escape you. Yes, most of them have a "doorknob hanger" that says "do not disturb". If you don't want to be disturbed (for instance, if you are planning to sleep in and don't want the housekeeping staff knocking on your door staring at 8:30am or so), you put the do-not-disturb doorknob hanger on the outside of your door.

Nah i've stayed in plenty but usually those signs are in one of the drawers... so that's why i didn't get it... but it's ok carry on with the ROFL and the hahas and the LOLs:P

[Lolita]

oh Burzhui, sometimes i wonder about you :rolleyes:

[YanksFanRy]

Great joke! I love "Dumb Blonde" jokes! Keep 'em coming Jenn

[theHNIC]

This guys wife asks, "Honey if I died would you remarry?" and he replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, I guess I would." She says, "If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?" and he replies, "We've spent a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house, I guess she would." So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?" and he says, "That bed is brand new, we just paid two thousand dollars for it, it's going to last a long time, I guess she would." So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?" and he says, "Oh no, she's left handed."