S: I Suck At Golf!!!!!

[Thunder]

went to the driving range on saturday...

got all sore cuz my form sucks
got blisters cuz i hit the ground
got frustrated cuz i keep missing that stupid little ball!!!

[raimin]

Ah, don't worry about it. I was at the driving range yesterday, and the fool next to me, broke the shaft of his driver, by hitting the ground. He then looked at me, and tried telling me how cheap his driver was for breaking.

[pennypinch]

You're not getting blisters because you're hitting the ground, you're getting blisters because you're gripping the shaft too tightly.

I find a quick swing fix is to relax my hands almost to the point where it feels like the club is going to fly out of my hands. You're forced to swing slower, and have more time to concentrate on the proper mechanics.

'Course, it's pretty damned embarassing when they have to stop the range so you can go get your 9 iron from the 50 yard sign.

[Butch]

Penny, I've seen you throw . . . you can barely throw a football 20 yards let alone a golf club 50! :heh:

[pennypinch]

Originally posted by Butch
Penny, I've seen you throw . . . you can barely throw a football 20 yards let alone a golf club 50! :heh:
Hey! I've been working out 5 times a week. I'm a burgeoning monster!

And for your information, everyone said Joe Montana had no arm either. I had rotator cuff problems during our flag football season.

[hoey222]

golf spelled backwards is FLOG

thats how i fell some days
just when you think you've got the hang of it - it all goes to shiznit
:rolleyes:

[Kim]

Originally posted by pennypinch


'Course, it's pretty damned embarassing when they have to stop the range so you can go get your 9 iron from the 50 yard sign.

Hahahaha...that sounds like my last golfing attempt! Thanks for the laugh!:D

[ArkiStan]

also sucks when you have to pull it out of the mouth of the person who was stading behind me.

[evil-will]

bwa ha ha ha

100 balls..i get about 10 around the 200 - 300 marker..the rest..sliced hard right into the trees. I hate golf now.
no actually i hated it when i double bogied on a hole where everyone was shooting at least par. damn golf.

[Nija]

I can play a mean game of miniture golf!

Nija

[sho.gun]

Originally posted by Nija
I can play a mean game of miniture golf!

Nija

once upon a time... sho.gun's miniature golf game turned into chaos as he realized that the ball went flying to the freeway.

[OC]

It's one thing to suck at golf - it's another to WANT to be good at it. Golf is a big waste of time, not to mention an elitist waste of real estate. :disa:

-OC

[sho.gun]

Originally posted by overclocked
It's one thing to suck at golf - it's another to WANT to be good at it. Golf is a big waste of time, not to mention an elitist waste of real estate. :disa:

-OC

I agree, I dont see how walking around a big field hitting balls with your clubs counts as relaxation. That land could have been used for better purposes, and who knows how many deaths there are that are related to golf.

[spigidygak]

BASTARDS, I love golf. It helps me relax. . . but then again thats probably 'cause I've been playing since I was like 6 or so. So I probably got all of the aggression out when I was young. . . BUT GOD DAMN I LOVE THIS GAME AND IT IS NO WASTE OF LAND. *ahem* see no stress? :D.

[pennypinch]

Originally posted by overclocked
It's one thing to suck at golf - it's another to WANT to be good at it. Golf is a big waste of time, not to mention an elitist waste of real estate. :disa:

-OC

Don't hate. Elevate.