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boba world
10-15-2001, 03:59 PM
Have you received this email?

Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator.

Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.

I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building.

He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators
and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked.

So it must be true.
topane
10-15-2001, 04:04 PM
:laugh: Good one
DoPeY5007
10-15-2001, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by boba world
Have you received this email?

I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building.


LOL not that is funny :heh: :bigmouth: :laugh:
johnnymk
10-15-2001, 04:17 PM
That's a Gem LOL:bigmouth:
welfareloser
10-15-2001, 04:28 PM
despite the odd name, welcome boba - i likes the laughs!
Kim
10-15-2001, 04:34 PM
lol!
attgig
10-15-2001, 05:11 PM
welcome boba

that was funny :D
YanksFanRy
10-15-2001, 05:16 PM
Are you somehow related to Boba Fet?

Very funny stuff!
K2
10-15-2001, 05:41 PM
LOL...hehe, funny :D

i'm glad i dont' live in the states..hehe :P
boba world
10-15-2001, 05:45 PM
Great! Thanks for the support it feels good. I can't believe how much productivity I have lost crusing this forum lately!! Just in case you were wondering, here is my fav drink:


http://www.bobaworld.com/media/photos/yum.jpg

I cant believe this, but there really IS a boba WORLD chain in LA. Oh well-
ArkiStan
10-15-2001, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by boba world
Great! Thanks for the support it feels good. I can't believe how much productivity I have lost crusing this forum lately!! Just in case you were wondering, here is my fav drink:


C:\Documents and Settings\jchao\Desktop\yum.jpg

I cant believe this, but there really IS a boba WORLD chain in LA. Oh well-

Ahh. your pic isn't wsorking but now I know what you mean by Boba. Those pearl drinks? I have one every now and then. They're pretty good. Especially the greenish "Honey Dew" flavor. And welcome from another Bay Area resident.
Burzhui
10-15-2001, 09:58 PM
oh no, but what if i need to poop, oh god is there an anti alegator spray... hot dog guys are usually reliable people... oh god we are all gonna die:neartears
sho.gun
10-15-2001, 10:09 PM
I just heard from my pillow that if any of you need to poop on the 28th, the best way to do so is to use red plastic bags. Only red plastic bags guys, apparently the gophers are in the know about the operation and will also attack those who attempt to do it the normal natural way. People using bags of any other color will automatically be attacked my watermelons of doom. Be careful guys.
welfareloser
10-15-2001, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by sho.gun
I just heard from my pillow that if any of you need to poop on the 28th, the best way to do so is to use red plastic bags. Only red plastic bags guys, apparently the gophers are in the know about the operation and will also attack those who attempt to do it the normal natural way. People using bags of any other color will automatically be attacked my watermelons of doom. Be careful guys.

dude, nostradamus said HAMSTERS, not gophers. sheesh. no wonder ppl get all gloom-n-doom when the translations get all messed up like that... :rolleyes:
BrewMaster
10-16-2001, 12:49 AM
ROFL!! Welcome boba world. Thank you for the funny. Hehe.
Nija
10-16-2001, 02:25 AM
Originally posted by boba world
Great! Thanks for the support it feels good. I can't believe how much productivity I have lost crusing this forum lately!! Just in case you were wondering, here is my fav drink:


C:\Documents and Settings\jchao\Desktop\yum.jpg

I cant believe this, but there really IS a boba WORLD chain in LA. Oh well-

not to be an ass or anything but the link is :
file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/jchao/Desktop/yum.jpg

or as the IMG link has it...
C:\Documents and Settings\jchao\Desktop\yum.jpg :P

:bigmouth: :heh:

nija
Grimm
10-16-2001, 09:57 AM
This just in:
A spokesperson for the Crocodile League has denounced the Aligator plan and wants to assure the public that no crocodile will be involved in this heinous act. The Crocodile League have contacted athorities and will be assisting in any way possible.
Snake, Turtle and Lizard organizations have also denounced the aligator plan. The Serpents Union, however, has made no comment.
boba world
10-16-2001, 09:59 AM
..hehe oops. it was the first time i posted a picture onto a msg board. should work now! enjoy!!
Markel
10-16-2001, 10:00 AM
I just hope the snakes don't get involved.