ion ray gun, anyone?

[mojo]

do you need an ion ray gun? how about warheads, flame throwers, or other nice toys that you can buy on the internet?
http://www.futurehorizons.net/weap.htm
stun your friends! loads of laughs! great for parties!

[hapoo]

hey! they have plans on how to make a Flux Capacitor!! :D hehe

[BrewMaster]

Ions are charged particles of energy and this weapon is capable of propelling millions of ions considerable distances. The completed device will induce shocks, charge capacitors, light lights and more.

Uh...right. Millions isn't much for gas. *gives angry chemist look*
One mole of gas is 6.022x10^23 molecules (avagadro's number if you remember your chem). A million is 10^6. Big difference. Oh, and ions are everywhere and the are not shocking you all the time. Take a pool for example. There's chlorine ions in there and they don;t hurt you in reasonable concentration.

And WTF is are "light lights?"

Hehe. Futurehorizons.com....way in the future.

[hapoo]

I dont know how that ray gun is supposed to work but there ARE rayguns. By using a pretty strong UV laser the gun can create a stream of ions which conduct electricity, at the same time the stream is made the gun sends through it a pulse of electricity giving anyone on the recieving end a nice shock.


now what i want to know about is this "Hyper Dimensional Resonator".
http://www.futurehorizons.net/time_files/HYPD.jpg

This Hyper-Dimensional Resonator hooks up to the head of the user and by setting the dial, it will allow it's user to spontaneously astral project. And once your able to astral project, you can travel in space and time either to the future or the past. This is no joke!! Plugs into a normal 110 volt outlet.
Sounds like those devices they use to kill people by electrocution... astral projection ehh? guess if your dead...

[zenbooty]

I'm not sure if that site is amazing or just preposterous. Definitely worth browsing around the products, though.

[Jenny]

Originally posted by BrewMaster
And WTF is are "light lights?"

LOL Actually, if I'm not wrong, I think they mean light up lights. As in make the lights light up. Ummm, does that make sense? :)

[JPR]

Phasers on stun!!!

[PuTangClan]

Its too bad the discontinued their lightsabers, I was going to order 10 and search gotapex for a coupon

[DoPeY5007]

I want one :D

http://www.easycarts.net/ecarts/FutureHorizonsinc/images/IORG_lg.jpg

[BrewMaster]

Originally posted by hapoo
I dont know how that ray gun is supposed to work but there ARE rayguns. By using a pretty strong UV laser the gun can create a stream of ions which conduct electricity, at the same time the stream is made the gun sends through it a pulse of electricity giving anyone on the recieving end a nice shock.


We have a couple of these at UCLA and they aren't "guns," they're bia ol' machines. But you're right, they do exist and they are laser based beams of ions used for physical chemistry experiments. *gives proud chemist look*

[Windsor]

I want one! I want one!
What I REALLY want, is something portable that would emit static...
*ZAP* no more annoying cellphone!!

[ribitch]

UI'm more of a flame thrower type person. The Concussion Gun is also cool.

[ZrEo0]

Originally posted by DoPeY5007
I want one :D

http://www.easycarts.net/ecarts/FutureHorizonsinc/images/IORG_lg.jpg
make 1, i probly hav the parts lying in my backyard

[BrewMaster]

Just use a baseball bat. That will give someone a concussion.

[g222leav]

hey, it's marvin's space modulator!!!!

[BigJon]

COOL! I want one!!